Surrealist's Inner Mind

[Surrealist]

I'm not really a big fan of posting dreams up on a forum, but this one had me scratching my head when I woke up. I mean... this was so freaking weird, it had me wondering... seriously. So I guess I'll just start a dream journal... everyone's doing it... Anyways, first off, I'd like to mention that this was an extremely vivid dream... so vivid that I was bound to become lucid eventually. See, if I have a vivid enough dream, it somehow makes it that much easier to put two-and-two together for some reason. What's crazy is that I just remembered it right now, it's still just as vivid, and can remember all the details. So it starts off like any other random dream... I'm in a movie theater (a pretty huge one) with a bunch of my friends, and the movie is about to start. This is when a guy in the row in front of me turns around and says, "Hey, I think I dropped my remote on the floor, do you mind trying to help me find it?" "Sure," I say. I look around on the ground, to no avail, and say, "Sorry, I can't see it anywhere..." Now things start to get crazy. It is as if this guy wanted that remote back so bad, that he manipulated the whole environment to suit that purpose. Instantly, for no reason at all, everyone is like, "We're going... come with us." For some reason, I really, really wanted to see the movie. I'm like, nah, I'm just gonna wait here for you guys to get back. They reply with, "Well, suit yourself." At this point it definitely feels as if I chose to remain in harms way for some reason. So the theater is now empty, except for that one guy who's trying to find the remote... and his girlfriend. There is also some other chick there that I guessed to be a mutual friend of theirs. Anyways, I'm just standing there now, looking over the almost empty theater, when the doors get busted open and men in weird, SWAT-team looking suits come running in. They start attaching these circular things to the ground and literally ripping the floor away, looking for that remote. When they are ripping the floor away, I'm instantly reminded of Salvia. When they are ripping the floor away, there is absolutely nothing underneath... not even emptiness. This is how I trip on Salvia, I think to myself. I must be tripping right now. No, wait, I haven't smoked any in such a long time... this must be a dream then. That's right... this is a dream that seems like a Salvia trip. Now, you could see how close I was to lucidity... so damn close. But no, you know that one mutual friend I was talking about? She comes up to me, and starts "pretending" to flirt with me. Hanging all over me and whatnot, and slips the missing remote in my hand. I'm incredulous. They've been looking for it all this time, and she had it. It seemed pretty important. It was definitely something I have never seen before... and it only had one small button. It looks so important, that I start to walk over to the guy to give it back, half-thinking (half-wishing) that the girl was actually just flirting, found the remote, and gave it to me to give back to the guy. Well, obviously, she tries to stop me. I walk to the guy, and hand him back his remote. He smiles, and says, "Thank you very much... I don't know what I would've done if I had lost that thing to somebody else, it would've been disastrous." He then gives me a little wink, grabs his girlfriends hand, pushes the button... and disappears. Now... umm, this is where it starts to get even weirder. The girl is enraged now... so she grabs my hand, and we go someplace else. I'm instantly in this house, and she is on a counter... the size of the tinniest baby. For some reason, I have the instinct to pick her up. She then starts growing in size until she is fully there, and looks at me and says, "Let's go, we have to get it back!" I want an explanation though... since that was pretty weird. She just says that that is how it has to happen every time we go somewhere new, and that each time I would need to pick her up or touch her forehead so that she could fully enter the place with me. Weird, but I agreed... especially since the reason we went to this house first, before our mission to get the remote back, was a nice make-out session... and she was pretty freakin' hot. Anyways, she gathers a bunch of things around the house and we embark.... actually, more like we just appeared somewhere else again. This time we were down the street from the guys house who had the remote. I'm supposed to, according to her, sneak in and get it. I was told where to find it, and so I set off. I came back without it... since I saw it nowhere. She got extremely frustrated at this, telling me that I was good for nothing. Then we disappeared back to her house again. And yes, every time we ended up somewhere different, she would do that weird, growing, materializing thing. I thought it was extremely creepy. Then she's like, "Oh well, it's not all for nothing... just stay with me here a few minutes longer..." And then I woke up... and started looking around my room for a creepy baby growing up way too fast. Haha...

[The Cusp]

That's the most horrible nightmare ever, losing your remote control! I get goosebumps just thinking about it. You're right, that was was weird dream.

[Surrealist]

That's the most horrible nightmare ever, losing your remote control! I get goosebumps just thinking about it. You're right, that was was weird dream. lol... yeah, man. The whole dream I was semi-lucid and just wondering, "Why the hell is this so weird?"