Thread: My warped reality

Originally Posted by mark

My brother into dreaming? hell no! everyone I know thinks im insane for it, my culture does not look well on dreams at all.

I know how you feel; I don't talk about this to anyone IRL either. That's OK, we all have each other here.

I just thought it would be cool to have someone close to you to share things with. I would say it is strange that you two are so different, then I think about me and my brother, and I remember how that goes.

Mark I'm always struck by the level of sex and violence in your dreams. Amazing drama. And also by the way you get super strength or super powers. Women aren't confident, composed and friendly as they are in mine. Yours are vampires, Russian agents or porn stars. Passion of some sort is never very far away.

Wonder what kinds of conflicts are going on down there?

The iceberg was interesting too. Something about tip of the iceberg comes to mind. A huge powerful solid structure yet so beautiful. I can feel myself there now...

08 December 2007

Wow did I scribble down my dreams last night! I can barely read them, so here goes...

The Benet Family - Fragments

- Kyle (a random DC) has collapsed in a restaurant, Mr Benet (from Heroes) injects him with Claire's blood to heal him
- Kyle is trying to talk Claire out of leaving, she jumps from a roof splats on the ground and gets up to run away.

Suit and Crystals

Im in Leeds walking down the high street to put my suits in the cleaners, im talking with D and we are trying to figure out why the hell I have come all the way down here to clean my suits, after all its about 150 miles from where I live.

Im at the university of leeds student union with D we are having lunch, after which she leaves to go somewhere out of the city? I go exploring round the union and come across a room.

In the room there is a lake or a pool with crystal clear water the walls are made of cloudy white and orange crystals which I climb up and open and hatch in the wall. Inside are hollow crystals of varying shapes and sizes, im fascinated and drawn in by a spiral (like a spring) of a crystal which has a clear fluid flowing through it.

I grab and remove the crystal, accidentally snapping the ends and the strangest thing happens. When the crystal breaks the artery's in my wrist tears open and I start bleeding to death.

Its all my fault

I walk past a half planted vegetable patch and into a large and expensive looking house. I expect to see D and her family there but the house is empty an I feel a little lonely.

I cut a slice of thick white bread and cover it with jam, walking around eating I cant see any clothes or any toothbrushes or anything for that matter...I get a flash back (here on referred to as FB)

...Im sitting in the stands of a futuristic basket ball court with D and her Family, we are sitting laughing and shouting and generally having a good time.

The court is bright white with yellow lines making the boundary line, in each corner of the court is a hole and when the ball enters the hole it shoots out of the diagonally opposite hole.

The match being played is a one on one between 2 women. The are using the hole with amazing skill scoring baskets here and there. The stadium has been built in my new hotel, which is massive. It is located half way up the building. As it turns out im a multi billionaire....

.... I go out into the garden having finished eating the bread I start planting the vegetables which were not planted.......

....FB. I have been given a pair of dark blue jeans, a blue T Shirt and a striped jacket by a girl, maybe D? and whilst wearing them my watch gets caught on a thread and breaks. I yell at her "That watch is worth fucking loads"..

...back in the house im sitting on a bed and I switch the TV on, im about to call D when a news item flashes up. It tells of how I sued the clothing chain for everything they and and also sued everyone who opposed me. It tells of how using my money I began to threaten and destroy people by forcing them to do stuff which is not nice.

The next news item tells of how I destroyed D's family and split them apart. Im utterly stunned by this and a realization comes across me. I have pushed or destroyed everyone in my life and the lonlyness is all my fault.

Buying Weapons

We are crossing a bridge, my brother is in front but very young and he is in a strange plastic ball like a hamster ball. Im sitting in a truck with a girl.

There is a tornado coming towards us and I ram shuan off the bridge then drive the truck off and crash on the valley floor. The tornado passes and I purchase some weapons for us.

I get shaun a knuckle duster, the girl a crossbow and for myself a sword which glows bright white.

Violent Chavs

Im at my cousin A's house, he has all his friends around. They are all chavs and im very uncomfortable in their presence. There is an argument taking place because one of the chavs hit another's sister.

I go upstairs to escape the trouble and I hear the beating him and strangling him. I feel ashamed that im upstairs hiding from the violence and I feel I should be helping.

I go down the stairs just in time to see a lad kick the other in the face really hard. He collapses to the ground and I know he is unconscious, all the chavs are laughing and I run over to check his pulse. he is barely alive and im shocked at the state of his face.

Its your own fault!

A weather man is giving a report riding through a muddy field, half way though his report he falls face first in the mud but gets straight back up and rides off.

Im riding down a street and I see a young boy getting attacked off some birds. He shouts for help and I pull up beside him he says he took this nest and they just started attacking him. I tell him its serves him right for stealing the nest and ride off.

I turn back to see him getting attacked off the bird again

Coming round a corner I am almost hit off a flying orange, I look to see what the deal is and see Goku throwing oranges. Another Goku is catching them in his mouth.

He collects 3 or 4 then squeeze them into a glass and makes orange juice from it. Chi chi comes out and he randomly squeezes her boob.

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

I know how you feel; I don't talk about this to anyone IRL either. That's OK, we all have each other here.

I just thought it would be cool to have someone close to you to share things with. I would say it is strange that you two are so different, then I think about me and my brother, and I remember how that goes.

yeah lol, its a breath of fresh air to be taken seriously on here.

you know what really gets me is that there is actual scientific evidence for LDing and people refuse to believe anything about it yet they are so willing to accept things like psychic mediums and ghosts and religion (dont want to offend anyone) its so strange.

yeah me and my bro are 2 very different people.

Originally Posted by Burned up

Mark I'm always struck by the level of sex and violence in your dreams. Amazing drama. And also by the way you get super strength or super powers. Women aren't confident, composed and friendly as they are in mine. Yours are vampires, Russian agents or porn stars. Passion of some sort is never very far away.

Wonder what kinds of conflicts are going on down there?

Please elaborate with your thoughts it would interest me a great deal to hear your opinion on me. Oh and if you do want to post this dont worry about offending me or anything.

what do you mean by down there? lol

but I dont have much in the way of good experiences so im not surprised my mind is a little messed up, if you wish I will go into detail so feel free to request if you like.

Originally Posted by Burned up

The iceberg was interesting too. Something about tip of the iceberg comes to mind. A huge powerful solid structure yet so beautiful. I can feel myself there now...

it was such a simple dream, but very calming and powerful, I enjoyed that one alot

In that first dream it seems like you could have been close to questioning reality...the cleaner being 100's of miles away and all.

When the crystal broke and you described bleeding to death, I remember that's happened to me a good amount of times...scary feeling.

Hmmm...I want to come see this futuristic basket-ball court..sounds fun. If I should visit, I expect at the very least 500 million dream dollars.
but they say money is the root of all evil and it seems that you became evil in the dream

Yes! I actually know what "chavs" are as they've been mentioned on dreamviews before. That sounds awful though, one of them getting eat to death..I don't blame you for hiding

Hehe, the mud covered weatherman, pecked kid, and flying oranges...the random boob squeeze at the end was a fine finish to a good dream :p.

Originally Posted by mark

im fascinated and drawn in by a spiral (like a spring) of a crystal which has a clear fluid flowing through it.

I grab and remove the crystal, accidentally snapping the ends and the strangest thing happens. When the crystal breaks the artery's in my wrist tears open and I start bleeding to death.

That is strange, and very unpleasant

Originally Posted by mark

The match being played is a one on one between 2 women. The are using the hole with amazing skill scoring baskets here and there.

Yeah, but can the dunk?

Originally Posted by mark

Violent Chavs

Im at my cousin A's house, he has all his friends around. They are all chavs and im very uncomfortable in their presence. There is an argument taking place because one of the chavs hit another's sister.

I go upstairs to escape the trouble and I hear the beating him and strangling him. I feel ashamed that im upstairs hiding from the violence and I feel I should be helping.

I go down the stairs just in time to see a lad kick the other in the face really hard. He collapses to the ground and I know he is unconscious, all the chavs are laughing and I run over to check his pulse. he is barely alive and im shocked at the state of his face.

I've come across so many people bitching about chavs. It's amazing how much fear these people have managed to spread. Someone's got to start up an anti-chav squad and hunt those bastards down.

Originally Posted by bro

In that first dream it seems like you could have been close to questioning reality...the cleaner being 100's of miles away and all.

yeah I was so close lol but not this time I guess

Originally Posted by bro

When the crystal broke and you described bleeding to death, I remember that's happened to me a good amount of times...scary feeling.

it wasnt scarry at all, just totally surprising

Originally Posted by bro

Hmmm...I want to come see this futuristic basket-ball court..sounds fun. If I should visit, I expect at the very least 500 million dream dollars.
but they say money is the root of all evil and it seems that you became evil in the dream

well that is true lol and I certainly was evil in that dream lol

Originally Posted by bro

Yes! I actually know what "chavs" are as they've been mentioned on dreamviews before. That sounds awful though, one of them getting eat to death..I don't blame you for hiding

I HATE chavs with everything I am

Originally Posted by bro

Hehe, the mud covered weatherman, pecked kid, and flying oranges...the random boob squeeze at the end was a fine finish to a good dream :p.

ha ha quite a random dream that was

Originally Posted by The Cusp

That is strange, and very unpleasant

yes it was, but it wasnt so much unpleasant, there was no pain or anything just utter surprise

Originally Posted by The Cusp

Yeah, but can the dunk?

ha ha ha .....ooooh to answer and get alot of abuse off the ladies lol

Originally Posted by The Cusp

I've come across so many people bitching about chavs. It's amazing how much fear these people have managed to spread. Someone's got to start up an anti-chav squad and hunt those bastards down.

Mate I dont know if you are from England at all but chavs are scum. They seem only to hurt. It is what their society runs on, they create fear because they will stop at nothing. I have known chavs to mug old people for a few pence in their purse, or to beat people in huge groups for a laugh, or knife the innocents because they looked at them the wrong way.

I hate them with everything I have and personally have had a huge number of bad experiences with them

Originally Posted by mark

Mate I dont know if you are from England at all but chavs are scum. They seem only to hurt. It is what their society runs on, they create fear because they will stop at nothing. I have known chavs to mug old people for a few pence in their purse, or to beat people in huge groups for a laugh, or knife the innocents because they looked at them the wrong way.

I hate them with everything I have and personally have had a huge number of bad experiences with them

Sounds like England is really in like A Clockwork Orange almost.

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Sounds like England is really in like A Clockwork Orange almost.

Oh god. That movie has never left my head...*shudder*, I didn't make that connection but it's eerily similar.

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Sounds like England is really in like A Clockwork Orange almost.

lol I mean dont get me wrong there are some lovley places over here, and most people are nice

its just a small minority who insist on causing trouble. Also you have to remember I hate them with passion and only ever see the bad they do.


ha ha and this morning the government gave their idea on stopping them being violent and yobbish.....the genius idea is to give them martial arts lessons! I mean what the hell right! its all we need, not just violent chavs but violent chavs who are trained to kill .....stupid government

Originally Posted by bro

Oh god. That movie has never left my head...*shudder*, I didn't make that connection but it's eerily similar.

considering it got banned I was expecting something alot worse. I was a little let down by it

09 December 2007

Alright night of dreams again but still no lucid, i have been putting extra effort into setting my intention for lucid dreaming tonight so finger crossed.
The dreams last night bring back a few feeling I have not felt for a while, im not sure if its good or bad thing. But its a step in the right direction in terms of using my dreams to delve into my past.

Swimming

Im off to go swimming with my family but im unsure, I have always avoided swimming and I feel very self conscious about the idea. I head off to the pool after picking up my towel.

I enter into a bath room and step into the toilet bowl and flush the toilet, I begin spinning fast and sink into the toilet.

I reappear by the pool with my family, I turn to jump in but I see the floor of the pool rising so the water gets shallower and shallower until it disappears. On the newly formed platform the cast of friends begins to act out the final scenes of the show and im very disappointed by their performance.

Telemarketing

Im at work sitting on a patio table, I have a laptop in front of me and im watching the people walk by. Suddenly there is a man sitting next to me like the man from fonejacker (see pic)



he does not talk at me but as if he is talking down the phone. He says "good evening sir! are you interested in going to Africa to help orphans" Then he types a letter with the details of the trip.

I show him my work and explain that for a living I burn porn onto DVDs and I talk him step by step through the process.

Field Trip

I go on a geography field trip, its only a small thing in preparation for our trip to the desert in Egypt.

Im walking along at the front of the pack, there is a girl LR trying to keep up with me and trying to talk to me but im embarrassed and a little scared because everyone hates her and im worried everyone will hate me too for talking to her. (unfortunately and im ashamed to admit this but that is how things were at college, I was messed up and afraid of getting treated the way I used to)

The teacher tells us he has to go somewhere but we should all just get on with our projects, he runs away and I know fine well he is running of to have a beer and watch the football. Im standing in a small town and I dont know were anyone has gone so I enter what looks like a small cafe.

The place is huge! it looks warm, with a brown colour scheme and soft padded stools and sofa's in all the corners, I examine a stall in the centre of the shop which sell marshmallow to put in hot chocolate, which everyone is drinking.

I suddenly notice that im naked (this is the first time this has happened) and im wearing a towel that is barely big enough to cover me. I also noticed that im really fat compared to how I am in real life.

I see A sitting with a hot chocolate cupped in her hands and I want to say something to her, she is so beautiful but I see the smile fall off her face when she sees me and im suddenly more aware then ever of my poor condition and nakedness and I fell very alone suddenly.

Originally Posted by mark

I enter into a bath room and step into the toilet bowl and flush the toilet, I begin spinning fast and sink into the toilet.

Bwahahahha! What the heck that about? Flushing yourself down the toilet, too funny!

Mark...careful with those toilets :p...I could think of some symbolism for that...perhaps you can too...

You tell that guy! Go Mark! (Sound like the porn profession is more profitable if it's a choice between the 2).

Wow, that last dream sounds like a conglomeration of what was daily life perhaps for you, bits of real life (you mentioned that unfortunate group dynamic that happens so often) and perhaps self-conciousness with someone important or someone you like...didn't sound like it ended on a happy note, sorry Mark.

Hmm, anyway, you should have drank some of "A"'s hot coccoa, that always makes the mood brighter .

Originally Posted by mark

Swimming

Im off to go swimming with my family but im unsure, I have always avoided swimming and I feel very self conscious about the idea. I head off to the pool after picking up my towel.

I enter into a bath room and step into the toilet bowl and flush the toilet, I begin spinning fast and sink into the toilet.

I reappear by the pool with my family, I turn to jump in but I see the floor of the pool rising so the water gets shallower and shallower until it disappears. On the newly formed platform the cast of friends begins to act out the final scenes of the show and im very disappointed by their performance.

You really hate swimming, don't you? A very bizarre dream.

Originally Posted by mark

I show him my work and explain that for a living I burn porn onto DVDs.

No wonder you have body image issues in field trip. How can anyone stack up to the beautiful perfect bodies in porn movies (male or female)?

Originally Posted by mark

I show him my work and explain that for a living I burn porn onto DVDs and I talk him step by step through the process.

LOL, even if you're not performing it in your dream, the porn is mentioned somewhere.

Field TripIm walking along at the front of the pack, there is a girl LR trying to keep up with me and trying to talk to me but im embarrassed and a little scared because everyone hates her and im worried everyone will hate me too for talking to her. (unfortunately and im ashamed to admit this but that is how things were at college, I was messed up and afraid of getting treated the way I used to)[/quote]
Ohh, I can understand that so well... This 'hierarchy' in a class and 'who is cool enough to be seen with' etc.

I suddenly notice that im naked (this is the first time this has happened)

So you're usually not naked when having sex? (guess not, with all those quickies against the wall) (sorry, now I might seem obsessed with your sex dreams, which is not the case, haha)

I see A sitting with a hot chocolate cupped in her hands and I want to say something to her, she is so beautiful but I see the smile fall off her face when she sees me and im suddenly more aware then ever of my poor condition and nakedness and I fell very alone suddenly.

Ohhh, that's so sad
Not nice to end a night of dreaming on a feeling like that

Good luck on the lucids coming night!

Originally Posted by mark

09 December 2007

Alright night of dreams again but still no lucid, i have been putting extra effort into setting my intention for lucid dreaming tonight so finger crossed.
The dreams last night bring back a few feeling I have not felt for a while, im not sure if its good or bad thing. But its a step in the right direction in terms of using my dreams to delve into my past.

Swimming

Im off to go swimming with my family but im unsure, I have always avoided swimming and I feel very self conscious about the idea. I head off to the pool after picking up my towel.

I enter into a bath room and step into the toilet bowl and flush the toilet, I begin spinning fast and sink into the toilet.

I reappear by the pool with my family, I turn to jump in but I see the floor of the pool rising so the water gets shallower and shallower until it disappears. On the newly formed platform the cast of friends begins to act out the final scenes of the show and im very disappointed by their performance.

Nice ending I always thought Friends was over-rated anyway.

Originally Posted by mark

Telemarketing

Im at work sitting on a patio table, I have a laptop in front of me and im watching the people walk by. Suddenly there is a man sitting next to me like the man from fonejacker (see pic)



he does not talk at me but as if he is talking down the phone. He says "good evening sir! are you interested in going to Africa to help orphans" Then he types a letter with the details of the trip.

I show him my work and explain that for a living I burn porn onto DVDs and I talk him step by step through the process.

Field Trip

I go on a geography field trip, its only a small thing in preparation for our trip to the desert in Egypt.

Im walking along at the front of the pack, there is a girl LR trying to keep up with me and trying to talk to me but im embarrassed and a little scared because everyone hates her and im worried everyone will hate me too for talking to her. (unfortunately and im ashamed to admit this but that is how things were at college, I was messed up and afraid of getting treated the way I used to)

The teacher tells us he has to go somewhere but we should all just get on with our projects, he runs away and I know fine well he is running of to have a beer and watch the football. Im standing in a small town and I dont know were anyone has gone so I enter what looks like a small cafe.

The place is huge! it looks warm, with a brown colour scheme and soft padded stools and sofa's in all the corners, I examine a stall in the centre of the shop which sell marshmallow to put in hot chocolate, which everyone is drinking.

I suddenly notice that im naked (this is the first time this has happened) and im wearing a towel that is barely big enough to cover me. I also noticed that im really fat compared to how I am in real life.

I see A sitting with a hot chocolate cupped in her hands and I want to say something to her, she is so beautiful but I see the smile fall off her face when she sees me and im suddenly more aware then ever of my poor condition and nakedness and I fell very alone suddenly.

What a cliffhanger ending! Love your accessing old feelings - I think I know what you mean about worring what other will think. That's also how it finishes although in a different way. You see your appearence stop what would have been a lovely ending to the dream. Perhaps the female part of you doesn't think the male/conscious part of you is looking after himself???

Spinning down the toilet, I think that's the first I've ever heard of that. Was it fun at least?

*jots down your method of dealing with telemarketers for future reference*

So... I see you had nakedness and a towel involved in your dreams too. I was only half naked in my dream the other night, searched for and couldn't find a towel to cover myself.
HEY, wait a minute, that was probably MY towel you were using!

Originally Posted by mark

6th January 2007

My first journal entry and first lucid dream


Im in a old fashioned living room with red and brown flowery patterned wall paper. There is a worn browny coulur chair next to the TV simillar to the one out of the matrix. In the centre of the room is a shower basin filled with water. I am washing a small animal its about the size a a king prawn and has the head of a Elephant and the body of a prawn. Its colour swerled between pink and purple.

I thought that this was not right infact this was insane then it hit me and I shouted "Dam im dreaming!!" I looked at my hand and had a extra finger coming out of my little finger. I looked again this time I had 8 fingers. I looked around everything began to fade slowly. (I had read that spining helps clear things up) I span but I did not work and tried again this time it work a treat and everything was very clear.

My first thought was flying! I ran outside and found myself in a industrial estate surrounded by porta cabins. I pushed off the ground about a 5 or 6 inches but my brother grabed mmy arm and said "what are you doing, you cant do that" I pushed him off me and sprang into the air so fast it shocked me. Everything was bluring past blue and white then I landed hard on a beech and made a bit of a crater. The beech was dark and there were lots of little fires around, I could see people at the edge of my vision. I was standing next to a life gaurd hut like the ones from baywatch and behind it was a girl I liked. I tried to kiss her but woke up..

That waqs my first lucid dream I was so excited I never slept for the rest of the night and that week was one of the best weeks of my life

washing a prawn elephant sounds jokes

LOL! Funny Toilet dream!

Sunday night, I too had a dream where I was in a public place naked.

Walking through a grocery store. a security guard came after me. I told him that there was an emergency, and I was in such a hurry I forgot to put cloths on.

He believed me too lol. And I didn't get into trouble for it.

Originally Posted by The Cusp

Bwahahahha! What the heck that about? Flushing yourself down the toilet, too funny!

ha ha I dunno mate it may have been from that episode of futurama when bender flushes himself down the toilet...but I dunno ha ha its random as owt

Originally Posted by bro

Wow, that last dream sounds like a conglomeration of what was daily life perhaps for you, bits of real life (you mentioned that unfortunate group dynamic that happens so often) and perhaps self-conciousness with someone important or someone you like...didn't sound like it ended on a happy note, sorry Mark.

Hmm, anyway, you should have drank some of "A"'s hot coccoa, that always makes the mood brighter .

yeah that dream meant alot when it comes to my past, firstly the way I treated that girl LR is something im totally ashamed of, because I know what its like to be treated like that yet I did it anyway, I would never do that now but then I was not a very nice person....very angry I was.

That feeling of wanting attention and to be good enough for someone is still something that totally haunts me. its a strange feeling back then it was so much more intense, in fact I dont think its that people dont give me attention but more that I have this weird thing of only seeing the negative in myself therefore any positive attention I get i just ignore .... I really need to get that sorted

Originally Posted by raklet

No wonder you have body image issues in field trip. How can anyone stack up to the beautiful perfect bodies in porn movies (male or female)?

ha ha the funny thing is is that I hardly ever watch it....not that you would guess that from my dreams ha ha

Originally Posted by Sara

LOL, even if you're not performing it in your dream, the porn is mentioned somewhere.

ha ha what can I say im just a sick sick man ...*runs and hides*

Originally Posted by Sara

Ohh, I can understand that so well... This 'hierarchy' in a class and 'who is cool enough to be seen with' etc.

Thing is sara that is not even like it was just dreamed, I did so much worse to her in real life just because I was afraid of being bullied again. I did apologize to her a few years later but I cant forgive myself for that. I have the feeling that as I dig into my past I will probs discover more things like this

Originally Posted by Sara

So you're usually not naked when having sex? (guess not, with all those quickies against the wall) (sorry, now I might seem obsessed with your sex dreams, which is not the case, haha)

...that is true ha ha its just thats the first naked/ashamed dream I have had...as you point out usually my nakedness is not something im ashamed of lol

Originally Posted by Burned up

Nice ending I always thought Friends was over-rated anyway.

friends was over rated, still good but certainly not as good as everyone said it was

Originally Posted by Burned up

What a cliffhanger ending! Love your accessing old feelings - I think I know what you mean about worring what other will think. That's also how it finishes although in a different way. You see your appearence stop what would have been a lovely ending to the dream. Perhaps the female part of you doesn't think the male/conscious part of you is looking after himself???

well its not like im unhealthy, im not fat infact im in fairly good shape in terms of my body. but maybe you have a really good point. I do reject alot of the stero typical male attributes like anger and competitiveness stuff I often feel ashamed when I feel stuff like that.

The feeling towards the end of that dream were very much how I felt when I was younger, I used to feel ashamed of myself when I was in the presence of others.

Originally Posted by Vex Kitten

Spinning down the toilet, I think that's the first I've ever heard of that. Was it fun at least?

*jots down your method of dealing with telemarketers for future reference*

So... I see you had nakedness and a towel involved in your dreams too. I was only half naked in my dream the other night, searched for and couldn't find a towel to cover myself.
HEY, wait a minute, that was probably MY towel you were using!

ha ha vex thats it your a genius! what a perfect way to tip the balance when on the phone to a telemarketer .... *laughs evilly and waits for the phone to ring*

he he so now im sex obsessed in my dreams and a towel thief lol guess I dont know my self as well as I thought ha ha ha

Originally Posted by lizmunchausen

washing a prawn elephant sounds jokes

Hello!!! Welcome to my journal

that dream was something I will never ever forget! its was totally random ha ha but the utter shock of being lucid was incredible!

hey do you have a DJ? I will have to pay you a visit if you do

Originally Posted by Caradon

LOL! Funny Toilet dream!

Sunday night, I too had a dream where I was in a public place naked.

Walking through a grocery store. a security guard came after me. I told him that there was an emergency, and I was in such a hurry I forgot to put cloths on.

He believed me too lol. And I didn't get into trouble for it.

ha ha I was gonna mention it to you the other day when I noticed it but man there are so many threads to reply to know I get lost and forget what im doing ha ha

Nice one on that story its mint ha ha

10 December 2007

Not a good night for dreams, the one I did have was a little bit random and strange ha ha.

Being back at work has affected both my recall and I guess my motivation.

The Bath

I have been running a bath and I have left the bath room whilst it fills, I come back through to the bath room to check on the progress of my bath. I see kevin pissing in my bath. I start shouting at him and calling him filthy.

He tells me he will wash the bath out and run me a new one and that I should calm down. I know he is drunk again but before I leave the bath room he tells me that I should put cheese in the bath because the water cooks it but chills the outside forming what looks like eggs.

The boiler breaks and water sprouts everywhere from holes in the pipes, I eventually reset the system and watch a series of blond womens faces floating across the boiler cover to symbolise that the boiler has been fixed.

Shaun is at the bottom of the stairs and I am blowing up red condoms and releasing them like balloons. Each time they fly round before zooming towards shaun and hitting him really hard in the balls causing him to collapse in pain. I find this massively amusing (even now sitting typing im laughing at it) this happens 3 more times and after each hit the force gets stronger and stronger causing him more pain.

Originally Posted by mark

10 December 2007

Not a good night for dreams, the one I did have was a little bit random and strange ha ha.

Being back at work has affected both my recall and I guess my motivation.

The Bath

I have been running a bath and I have left the bath room whilst it fills, I come back through to the bath room to check on the progress of my bath. I see kevin pissing in my bath. I start shouting at him and calling him filthy.

He tells me he will wash the bath out and run me a new one and that I should calm down. I know he is drunk again but before I leave the bath room he tells me that I should put cheese in the bath because the water cooks it but chills the outside forming what looks like eggs.

The boiler breaks and water sprouts everywhere from holes in the pipes, I eventually reset the system and watch a series of blond womens faces floating across the boiler cover to symbolise that the boiler has been fixed.

Shaun is at the bottom of the stairs and I am blowing up red condoms and releasing them like balloons. Each time they fly round before zooming towards shaun and hitting him really hard in the balls causing him to collapse in pain. I find this massively amusing (even now sitting typing im laughing at it) this happens 3 more times and after each hit the force gets stronger and stronger causing him more pain.

Too right, lots of ROTFL from me too.