Thread: Ninja's Lucid Twilight Zone

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Poor

Skating in Time

I was on a frozen lake with some friends, I think it was Jeremy and Shayna. I had skates on and was skating around, doing al sorts of fun tricks. I realized that the way I skated, influenced how time passed. Skating backwards seemed to move time backwards, skating down on one leg seemed to push it forwards faster. I had some fun skating around and doing all sorts of tricks. Sometime in all of that, I became lucid, but kept skating, as I was having fun. I had a false awakening, and my brother and mother were having a screaming match about something, I think it was about money.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

Locking Cars V-WILD

I let my hypnogogic hallucinations wander free and it came up with a bunch of locks. I have to lock cars up for some reason. I was still in the visualization stage when I got the idea to fly to a moving car on the highway where 6 meets 652. I flew out into traffic and grabbed a hold of a car going towards down and shoved a lock on its bumper. Then I let another car bring me back.

I tried to hover and let a big rig come to me, but my dream pushed me away from it so I turned around and consciously flew into a truck and grabbed it. The truck started to fly, it went up really high, and made me nervous, but reminded myself that falling couldn't hurt me.

I got mad at the truck for scaring me, so I threw it to the ground. It landed hard and I flew down to it and picked it up again, throwing it and slamming it against something.

This one I don't remember all that well.

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Medium

Flying V-WILD

I let my HH go again, but this time directed it towards flying. I started out dragging some weird little piece of plane, but still was manual flight. I was with some girls, I don't remember who they all were. One of them was Mary Cimmino, and another was Alana Henry, after a few twists and turns I lost lucidity and we landed and the girls wanted to go to bed. I was wide awake so I decided to screw around for a while.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Good

100th DILD Flying over a River

I was at some sort of a part and there were two navy people sitting on the porch railing where I was, one was a petite girl and the other was a big guy. The guy left and the girl and I kept talking, she leaned in to kiss me and I was stunned for a moment, but then leaned in and made out with her for a while until she excused herself for the bathroom.

The guy came back and asked me if I made it with her. I smiled and nodded, playing with my iPhone. He laughed and said that he wished he moved as fast as me. The girl opened the door to the bathroom and I waited for her, but she waved me in. She couldn't figure out how to turn off the light. After trying all of the switches, I simply unplugged the light.

We kept making out on a couch, not caring that there were lots of other people there, but her really short garment kept slipping up and we kept fumbling with it to keep it down.

Somehow I ended up flying over a river. I was up pretty high, I could barely see the people down below. There was an island, at first it looked like the mathematical symbol pi, but then as I flew over it it looked like an arrow. It kept changing shape, but I figured it was because of the height I was flying and perception. The last shape I saw it in was sort of a fancy teardrop shape.

Then I realized that I was climbing and got scared, trying to ease my way back down, but ended up nosediving. I ended up crash landing in a parking lot. I got right back up, unharmed and became lucid somewhere in there. There was a rock in the middle of the river, which was about one hundred metres across.

I flew out to it, about four feet above the water, I tried to touch it, but passed over it. I put my feet down on the water and walked to the rock while a boat approached me. It was empty, but I rode it for a while, then stopped and ran across the top of the water again to the rock, pulling another rock out of the bottom.

I broke the little rock over the big one and the big one cracked as the small one shattered. I stood on the rock and a rock pathway to the far shore emerged. The far shore was a sheep rock, so I climbed up it and looked around. It was like a surreal painting, there were buildings off in the distance, but all distorted and out of focus.

I decided to dive in the shallow water. I hit the water about three inches into the river, and the bottom fell away. I tried to imagine something tropical, but nothing came to mind. I pulled up a rock and looked at it, feeling my lucidity fading away. I stopped for a moment and regained it while Turk, JD, and Keith were playing with a turret. I talked with them for a while, slowly losing my lucidity and Keith accidentally said that he was gay.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

House of Gangsters

Somehow I was in a house and gangsters kept showing up thinking that they were hunting me. I had to hide in a tiny little hole in the maze-like house. Someone almost saw me once, but I hid myself by blocking the only entrance with a desk.

There was a girl in there and for some reason, she started giving me head. I got up and sat down to let her have a better position. Kristen McGoldrick was there too and she started too. I went lucid and thought about getting up and doing something else, but it just felt so good so I relaxed as Kristen came up to sit next to me while the other girl played down below.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Good

Title

I was on holiday with my mother. She was having a nightmare so I woke her up. She thanked me as her breakfast would have burned if she had slept any longer. She had made herself pancakes, I would have an omelet and trench toast.

There were velociraptors and Xenomorphs on the loose and we had to get out of there. One came into our room while I was lying down and I stayed still until it left. We snuck around in fog, almost being seen a few times, but eventually a helicopter came and got me (my mother was not there anymore.)

I said that too much had been lost to leave with nothing so I ordered the chopper to take me around to grab a hard drive full of data. It was easy to find, it was glowing orange, but the fog was so thick that I couldn't see two feet. Luckily there were no dinosaurs or aliens near it.

I stayed outside of the chopper and eventually the chopper disappeared and I was flying. I got nervous because I thought I saw a house far beneath me, and thought that I was flying too high. I also saw dark things ahead of me and thought that they might be trees. I couldn't tell me altitude.

Eventually, I crashed into trees and started to fall. I regained my flight and became lucid. I flew into someone's house and there was a fat guy there. I was horny for some reason so went into his room where I thought he had a wife. Turns out it was a blowup doll. I called him a sick bastard and blinded him.

I flew around the house for a while, hovering outside of his master bedroom, he started to throw things at me. I finally got enough telekinetic ability to block them with my mind, but couldn't control them and they fell. I went out of the window because I saw cars and wanted to pull some more mayhem by tossing cars around.

I noticed one of them was Peter Griffen, he was talking to Chris about women.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Medium

Mean Teacher

I was in some sort of surrealistic college town. Everything was lit up and had strange colours, but I was stuck in class. Our professor was apologizing for being mean and asked us if we had any questions on the homework. We did, and she started to do them. A friend of our came in to the room and took Claire Lochner out, something for her sorority, then all hell broke loose.

Everything got wilder, we were still doing math problems, but we were breaking boards and the teacher turned into Ania for a while. While I was trying to solve something, she started licking my chest and stomach.

This made me lucid, but not very much. I fooled around with her and she wanted to sit on my lap and fuck me so I found her opening, which was difficult. It was tiny and dry, but eventually we got it in and she rode me for a while. Just as I was about to orgasm, I had a false awakening.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good

Don't feel like dreaming

My father came into my room asking me if I could help him, his computer was saying that it couldn't install something that he needed. I has to ask him thrice what he was doing and he said something non-sensical.

It made me lucid, but I wasn't in the mood to lucid dream, so I woke myself up.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Flying and Sex Together

I was in high school and was getting picked on by people who were actually my friends. I was getting pissed off so I locked them up in painful joint locks and threw them. I walked away, confident that they wouldn't dare follow me. I went into the bathroom to get tot he other side of the hallway, but then realized that I didn't know where my class was.

That immediately made me lucid. I tried flying to the end fo the hallway, but I fell twice before finally floating gently in the air. I floated down the hallway and Christa Papachakis was there so I landed and started fooling around with her. She was amazingly flexible and spread her legs into a split. I took myself out of my pants and she started to suck on it and lick it.

Quickly I entered her and started having sex with her. We were up high, on the 20th story of a building or something and I thought it would be fun to jump. I pushed both of us over the edge and never stopped having sex, even after we crash landed.

We had landed near a small cliff leading to a lake. I remembered the basic task of the month and picked her up and together we dove into the lake. It was warm, but pitch black so I brought us up and flew out of the water quickly so that I didn't wake up.

Still having sex, we flew over a crowded party. I looked in the lake again, and there was a body floating in it. I now had the memory that I had done that. I had been a hired hitman.

I then had a false awakening where I was sleeping up high, like on top of a counter, and realized that I had a washer and dryer. The washer was broken, but nothing that I couldn't fix and the dryer was small, but functional.

The washer and dryer came from yesterday where I decided to wash my clothes by hand to save money / electricity.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Medium

Flying then Playing on a Lake

I don't remember what I was doing, but I was some sort of scientist. I had to get back to my lab so I decided to fly. Eventually, I realized that I was flying and dreaming, but I still wanted to get back to my shop. Eventually the lucidity sunk in and I did some arial acrobatics, I went straight up and tried to dive into the ground, but to no avail so I flew over a lake and landed on it's surface. I walked around on the water for a while, but couldn't think of anything else to do. I tried to think of the month's advanced task, but I couldn't remember it.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Poor

Cartoon Lucid

I was in some sort of seminar where they were talking about Toy Story. I thought it was boring so I decided to leave, I laughed as someone yelled out that Toy Story was gay, but then the cowboy showed up and told me to follow him. We went outside and he flew into the sky, saying that cartoons could do anything. I knew how to fly too because of lucid dreaming so I jumped up and flew with him.

It didn't take me long to figure out that I was dreaming and I followed him into a house. He went through a cartoony, circular window, but I went through a door and sat down to dinner with some people.

The dinner was weird, but I ate it, constantly looking around to keep myself asleep. On of the things we were eating was steak, it was juicy and odd textured, but good.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Poor

LiveTechnology Party

A number of us were having a party at work and there were a few extra kegs. I became lucid at sometime, and I flew threw the basement door and down the stairs. It was cramped down there and Is tarted to destroy stuff, but slowly lost lucidity.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

At Work With a Pigmy

I was hanging out with Ania and had convinced her to play pool with me. She brought the balls from the developer side to the GD side where the 8 ball table was, but hid when she saw Wayne playing. We separated and I wound up downstairs and somehow became lucid. I flew up the stairs and looked around, I'd always been attracted to Ania and wanted to take advantage of her already being there, but she was gone so I flew over to Gina.

I kissed her and noticed how dark and pure her blue eyes were. We kissed for a while, but then she turned into weird little creature who started to fool around with me. It was weird so I pushed her away. She still had a pretty face, but she had the body of that thing that always sat near Jabba the Hutt. What was that thing's name? Where's the Star Wars geeks... TS?

I played pool with my girlfriend last night

Clarity: God
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Very Poor

Barely Lucid

I was having a dream where I was walking through a ritzy neighbourhood when I noticed that one of the houses said "The Rednecks." I wondered how they managed to keep it like that with a community watch program, but I found myself waking up and realizing it was a dream. I wanted to see inside of the house so I held onto the imagery as I tried to get back to sleep. I reached for it a few times, but it was just an image. Eventually I grabbed a tree and the rough bark brought me back into the dream world, unfortunately, I could still feel my real body too. I decided to fall off of the tree and wake up.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Poor
Lucidity: Poor

In my room

I was in my bedroom of my father's old house when I became lucid. There was nothing to do and I knew that the dream would end soon so I just woke myself up.

Clarity:
Sleep:

Bedrock

I was in some sort of Mario run, running between mushrooms and stuff. Then along a sandy beach with my boss Wayne. I knew that it wasn't real so I ran fast, but I thought it was a computer or something, it took me a moment to realize that it was a dream. I was now in some Bedrock kind of town, there were tiny stone buildings all around. I looked at them carefully, they were broken and cool, some sort of sandstone. My bother was there too, but uninterested.

I climbed up one of the larger buildings and for some reason decided to take a bite out of it since I couldn't remember either task of the month. The rock was crunchy and hard.

There was now a ceiling and I climbed up on it and scurried across it like a vampire. I eventually found myself in a weird bathroom, sort of like the first Saw. I then woke myself up.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Good

Lecture Hall and Street

I was in a classroom, and about nine years old, but still had the knowledge of my 24 year old self. The teacher was asking us to identify adjectives and asked us if adjectives that were part of a book title were considered adjectives. I was going to tell her that no, they are part of a compound noun when I exited the room and went into a dark lecture hall.

I was still nine or so and looking for my class field trip, but everyone was college students in there. I slowly got lucid and walked across some people's heads to the bottom of the lecture hall and looked at what the professor was teaching.

He had a nine hundred page Playboy on his desk so I hit him with it and everyone cheered. For some reason we started talking about guns in schools and everyone whipped out their weapons. I threw a garbage can against the wall, pissed off that this was some hillbilly school that was pro-gun.

I woke up but after a minute or two reentered the dream state on a highway. The highway had a huge downhill slope so I ran and decided to glide down it, but I was having some trouble staying afloat. I smashed a bunch of cars on the way down and eventually went feet first into one, landing next to the passenger. It was Jen Adamitis so I started flirting with her, but I woke up before anything fun could happen.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Poor
Lucidity: Medium

My House

I was inside my old house and became lucid. I decided to fall down the stairs to get into the kitchen just for fun. I looked around for anyone, but there was no one there. I flew into the kitchen and tried to smash through the kitchen window, but I failed. I grabbed a chair and threw it at it, but the large plate glass window held firm. Eventually I ran into it with the chair and it broke. I perched on the window sill and looked out over the lawn before jumping and flying towards the neighbour's house.

I got a text, I looked at it, it was from Valerie, but it was nonsensical, which for some reason caused me to start to wake up. I tried to get back into the dream, but I couldn't.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Medium

My "Father's House"

I was in some sort of swimming competition, but it wasn't a normal one. Speed wasn't the goal, they had a lot of weird races, one for how much noise one could make, the last one was how much splashing there could be so I decided to do a butterfly stroke. I realized after I noticed that my lane was line just a long bathtub that I was dreaming.

It eventually turned into a bathtub in what I recognized as my father's house, even though it certainly wasn't. I suddenly became questionable as to whether or not I was dreaming after I broke a window trying to fly out.

I walked through the house, looking around and noticed Dr. Laberge's book on the table. The title was just a bunch of letters, nothing on it was sensical so I knew again that I was dreaming and flew out a window and onto a dirt area below. I knew the area, even though in retrospect I had never seen it before.

There were a few trees around and a shed looking thing far away, I thought about flying to it, but decided to just walk and look around.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

Back Home Again MILD

I was up where the cemetery is for either a tennis match or a movie, seemed to be a combination of both. Then I showered and decided to walk home. I was sort of self conscious because I was walking home in a pink towel, but I didn't really care. I saw my brother come home on a school bus and my mother was on the one right behind him for some reason.

I went into the house and my mother grabbed my hand and told me that my blood felt cool. She the noticed a weird pink vein on her wrist and pricked it to test the blood for some reason. She said, dejected, that she had crabs

I went up to sleep and she continued talking to me through the door. I could see the light seeping around it from my bed, which was the bed of my old house where the entire dream took place. I immediately wondered if I might be dreaming and got up and turned the lights on to make sure it was the room that I had grown up in, but the lights didn't work. That assured it for me so I jumped out the window and flew upwards.

The surrounded grew much lighter and I could see the back yard and the trees. I flew backwards into the house and through the wall, turning around and flying through the wall of the living room and out into the front. I flew up to the roof and backflipped off and did a few cartwheels for fun. I then flew up to the pine tree that was across the street and grabbed one of the branches.

I swung on it like Trazan a few times before getting down and jumping onto the neighbour's roof. There was some old guy there narrating the dream at this point, and I woke up. I tried to reenter the dream, but the only thing that reappeared was the old guy who was rambling on about the insecurity of Microsoft products so I opened my eyes.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

Like a Kid in a Toy Store

I was playing some weird MMRPG, and I was a weak little guy. Some big experience player with a big hammer killed me and I got reincarnated as a brunette with a big rack. I figured it was okay, and maybe the experienced players would go easier on me if they thought I was female. I walked around and picked up a rose before finding a girl to do battle with.

For some reason the battle chosen was sudoku, so I looked around for an alternative battle and saw two remote control cars. I think I conjured them up, sort of knowing now that it was a dream. I started them up and controlled one of them.

Now fully lucid, I dropped the controller and flew to the window, thinking of leaving, but the glass stopped me. I figured it would be more fun to hang out and play with the toys, there were lots and rows of them. Then the device that I use for EILD attempts went off on my nightstand and jarred me awake

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Very Poor

TV Is Scary

I was watching something on television, something was killing a lot of things. In the current scene a whole ton of cows had been mutilated and so had some chickens. I didn't want to see how mutilated everything was so I turned away and for some reason became lucid. I turned back, the tv was just showing cows' legs, but I still didn't want to see so I woke myself up. I woke up in sleep paralysis and couldn't move the majority of my body until I opened my eyes.

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Poor
Lucidity: Poor

Flying Down Hill

I have no idea what was going on before this, but I was lucid at the top of the hill and decided to glide down it. My lucidity must have been pretty poor because I couldn't control it and went straight up. At a certain height, I crashed back down. I saw a few houses, but there were no people home until I saw a woman watching television. I went to get her to give me a blowjob, but I saw six younger girls out the window.

I opened the window and flew out to the them, grabbing two brown haired girls, they looked about twenty. They gave me oral sex and I think I woke up before anything really happened.

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Poor

Cruise

Some friends and I were on a Cruise and we were looking over our cabin while a beautiful woman told us about our package. I asked if there were massages and she said yes, but only one at a time. I wasn't quite sure what she meant by that. I kept looking around, it seemed almost too good to be true, which made me wonder if I was dreaming. I told the hostess that I wasn't sure if I was dreaming or not, hoping that she would tell me that I wasn't.

Her silence made me realize that I was in fact dreaming and I looked around, poking my head through doors looking for some people do have some fun with. I eventually found a group of girls that I went to high school with. Mary Cimmino was one of them so I got on top of her and she started to pleasure me. I looked around the room and noticed a range of things, including Jonas Brothers concert tickets.

I'm not sure if I woke up or the dream ended, I nearly forgot this dream. I don't know why my lucids have been so sexually based recently

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Blind and Tired

I kept having dreams chained together where my left eye was sealed shut for some reason, there was some crusty stuff on it. I walked around, my vision in the other eye was blurry and my depth perception was way off. I was also dreadfully tired, I kept falling down and nearly passing out. I had a few false awakenings where I realized that that should have all been a dream sign.

So during on of my false awakenings I looked around after feeling really tired again. I dragged myself out of bed and pulled my comforter with me, it was wrapped around my leg. I looked for something to clue me in that I was dreaming and not just tired.

I grabbed the window to my door and leaned on it to look outside, but the window fell off of the door. I figured it was plausible, as I had been leaning on it and fell with it. I got up and looked at some drawings on my wall.

They were from a colouring book, and some of them weren't even filled in. I wondered why I would put those up on my wall so I became lucid and flew into the kitchen. I jumped around my kitchen for a while and after a few attempts to go through the ceiling I decided to just fly out the window, where I had seen someone playing soccer.

The window was boarded up, but that no was problem, I kicked off of the far wall and flew straight through it. Turns out the girl playing soccer was my cousin Amanda. I flew over to her to play too, but she teleported behind me with the ball.

I was confused and looked around and watched her teleport a few more times. That would annoy me while playing soccer so I looked around. I noticed Shannon Beaston standing there so I flew over to her. I nearly flew past her, so I grabbed her shirt and pulled her to me.

We started dancing and for some reason Madonna's Borderline started playing so we danced to that for a while. I then woke up, tried to chain the dream, but I couldn't this time.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

Flying around a School

Some friends and I were going on a trip. I'm not sure why, but we had attached some sort of bed with wheels to the back of the car because we wouldn't all fit and we were planning to drag it behind us. I was going to be riding on the bed and pushed all of the weight to the front to keep the rear end from dragging, but once I got on the balance was thrown off. I suggested that my friend tie it down better while I go picked up three girls and convinced them to come with us.

I went up to one of them and we started fooling around in her folding chair, which was less than comfortable. I felt her up and she did the same, but the damn chair was annoying us, and our friends were all still there so I picked her up and, still making out, brought her into the bathroom to have sex with her up against the wall. We started to have sex when I wondered if I might be dreaming. I looked around and it was the bathroom in the house that I had grew up in. I looked at the girl, I don't remember seeing her face, but she was very short and had black hair that was a little longer than shoulder length. (It wasn't Mes )

I knew that it was a dream, but liked what I was doing, so I kept having sex with her. The dream would occasionally started to fade, but I kept bringing it back into focus. We finished with a powerful orgasm, I kept it going for a good thirty seconds, maybe even a minute before I looked out the window.

I flew through the glass, I might have broken it, I'm not sure, and up a large hill. I couldn't make it all the way up so I stopped halfway up. There were some kids up ahead so I flew up to them, they looked like thugs and I challenged them to a fight. Four or five of them attacked me, but I was two steps ahead of them the whole time. A few times I dilated time so that I'd have enough time to block all of the shots at once.

While my back was turned on two of them, I used the Force to see what they were doing and as they were getting ready to attack me again I grabbed them without looking and kicked them.

A short, fat kid ran away, down the hill so I flew after him. I picked up as much speed as I could, gliding, not flying. Eventually I grabbed him and picked him up. I brought him up in the air and continued to gain speed as I glided down the hill. I took a nose dive and slammed him into the ground.

I then walked around a large brick building, which turned out later to be a school. I noticed a door open, there was a sign on it, but I forget what it said. I knew it was going to be cool so I went inside. It was a school with a really surreal, Escher-like architecture. I flew around the inside and could hear a gym class going on, but I couldn't find it.

The fat kid entered the school too right below me. I told him t beat it and he turned away to leave. I told him the door was locked and to torture him, I telekinetically locked the door. I climbed up some stairs into a dirty bathroom. I floated up into the air and tried to dive into the toilet for an adventure, but I wouldn't fit. I tried again with another toilet and the same happened. I looked around the Saw-like bathroom and eventually woke up.