I'm amazed that I didn't get lucid during this! It's the most eclectic, insane dream I've had in quite some time. It is about 3 dreams put together that picked up where the others left off, but had different crazy aspects.
Epic!
We start out on some sort of island resort. It isn't a very large island, but the structure of the resort is massive. 60 story hotel, etc. I go down to the bottom to go in the pool. I start climbing on things, then get into the pool. There's an albino shark that I grab onto, but he gets out from under me. I go on the waterslide, and when I get to the bottom, I make myself stop and sit on the slide. Somebody comes up and tells me that he needs to do repairs on it, so I get off. He puts a flag on the slide and sets up a camera to watch it. I go to the slide next to it, and sit on it, and try to climb up it. Somebody slides down it and almost hits me. I see the shark coming behind the repair man, so I tell him to watch out.
I see some friends going into the restaurant behind the slides. I follow them in, but it costs $1000 just to get into the restaurant. I think that this is ridiculous, so I go on.
(Next dream)
So, I'm walking along this little path from the waterslide, and I get to a little spot that looks like it's some sort of market. I'm in the middle of it. To my left, there's some little food stands, in front of me, there's a stage where something is going on. Behind me are restaurants. I am watching the stage, but nothing interesting is going on. I look to my right, and a girl is standing up and pissing in the middle of a crowd of people. I look at my Mom, and we both say, "What the fuck?"
I go over to the little stand to my left and get some food. I continue to walk down the path. There's a big lagoon thing, and another girl just pisses in the middle of everybody. This time another girl says, "What the fuck are you doing?" After the first girl walks away, though, the girl that said, "What the fuck?" pisses.
(Next dream)
Now, I'm like a sort of James Bond character. I go into the lagoon, and there's a bunch of people having sex. Just then, there's a huge explosion! I save this girl, and tell her some crappy poem that doesn't make sense about the bomb. We then have sex.
There's a deja vu, and the same thing happens again.
Now we're walking up this stair case out of the lagoon. I'm Godzilla now, and she says that she's mad that I can't have sex with her. Some guy says, "Wait, you can't have sex with her." I see some sort of sign with two words on it, but the first letters need to be switched, and it has something to do with me not being able to have sex with her because I'm a giant lizard. We get out of the stairs, and we're on a big platform with lava all around us. I sit down, and she tells me to get my penis out of some sort of hole that is goes into like a turtle.
Suddenly, I'm not Godzilla anymore, but a sort of Mario character. There's another person that is my enemy on a platform next to ours. I jump over and we have some sort of fight. I steal his powers and give them to the girl, then he steals them back. We all lose our powers and me and the person are juggling crystals of power. I get them and give the girl one, then I kick the bad guy into the lava. His boss is pissed off.
Now that me and the girl have more powers, we can fly. We go flying all around the place. There's tons of castles and giant trees and things. I see a huge bridge, and want to get on it to get the scorpion gun from Halo 2 that is on it. I start flying to it, but my flying powers run out and I start falling. I land on a giant tree, then fall onto one of the stories of a castle. I go inside and find that I'm in a hallway. I say, "Hey! This is the right place to go! The boss is this way!" I go down the castle hall, and I see a spike, two bouncy things, and a bunch of coins to my left. I go over there and jump on it, but I hit the spike and get sucked under it and die.
I start over from where I was flying and the same thing happens, except this time I land on the tree's branch that is above the castle and sit on i for a while before going in.
I go to the spike and get all the coins and bounce on the bouncy balls for a little bit.
(Next dream)
I walk away from the spike and go into a room. I'm not Mario anymore, but myself. My family, cousins, and random people from school are with me. In the room, there's a couple tables. On one of the tables, there's some little balls, assorted nuts, and fried air. On another table, there's a wedding cake, and on a shelf, there's water bottles. There's a sign that says, "Drink some water!" Somebody goes for the water bottles, but I scream, "STOP!" I know this place. If we drink or eat anything, spikes come out and kill us. I find these shells with little holes in them and say, "These little balls are all that we can eat, here's how." I slide the shell across the balls, and it gathers them up for me to suck them out of the shell. The balls are filled with water, but don't really quench much thirst. Corbin comes in, and I explain it to him also.
We sit down on the couch that's behind the table, and find a huge TV in the cabinet. Super Mario, Super Smash Brothers, and Zelda are on the TV being played. I know that if we play the games, we'll also get killed. I say, "Shit, this is tempting."
I ask somebody what time is it, and it is 6:00 PM. I say, "Good, we check out of here at 4 AM, so we don't have too long before we can go."
We're sitting on the couch, talking about whatever, when another friend walks in through a door behind the couch and says that he's just become a Power User (like on torrent sites). I say, "Hey, I've uploaded 25 GB, so I am too!" We go to a little desk and I give the lady my name. She tells me that I'm a power user with a 9.89 ratio. I say, "Fuck yeah!" I run into the room with the food and water and start eating and drinking the waters. People want to do it, but I tell them that I can only because I'm a power user.
The end.
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