Thread: Warock's DJ

9/4/08
Gay Dance
There was a school dance in my upper school JYM. The music was good everyone was slow dancing.I started dancing with this girl in my class, gradually getting closer and closer to her. Before i knew it we where snoging hard core . But something wasn't right. I opened my eyes. HOLY SHIT the girl had turned into my friend and the dance had turned into a gay orgy I woke up disgusted, ashamed and somewhat disturbed that my mind is so perverted That totally fucked my day up, i hardly had the guts to talk to him today.

15/4/08
Fragments
Trying to have sex with someone but the entrance was closed tight(you know what i mean...
Eating a camel for breakfast
Beating someone up for not giving me enough sugar

Honestly, i don't know were these thoughts come from...

Dude, I like your style (refering to your dreams).

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

Dude, I like your style (refering to your dreams).

Hmm, thats a first...
I was expecting more of a, "Ok...lay of the drugs man.." or "You got issues"
Thanks

20/4/08
Malcom in the middle
I was malcom from malcom in the middle standing on a small snowy hill about 10 meters high. Duwe (my little brother) was sitting next to me and complaining that it was to cold, so i started explaining to him how lucky he was to only be at -100 degrees celcuis(After waking up i was confused because we were only on a 10 meter hill )whereas poor children in Africa have to withstand -1000 degrees. So we made our way down the hill and as soon as we got there a girl ran up to duwe and threw a snowball at his face. Duwe fell to the ground started frothing then died, i really didn't seem to care(I guess i was too confused to really understand. The girl then said,
"My names Bond...James Bond", then ran off again.
Then the dream faded away slowly

July 10th

Megaton whales
The dream started off in a forest. It looked surprisingly similar to crysis, the game. Anyway i realized i had a gun in my hand so i ran around shooting all the Korean bastards i could find (No offense it's just part of the game). Anyways i suddenly knew i was dreaming. I didn't even need a reality check i just knew it. So i took of in the air and started flying, Hancock style. i was flying extremely high just below the clouds when i noticed a herd of giant whales below me. A wave of fear went through my body and i lost the ability to fly. As i hurtled towards the water a whale erupted through it and tried to eat me. The Whole time i was just like WTF Whales aren't this big and they dont eat Meat!! If you have seen the cragen from pirated of the Caribbean then you would know how scary this is. I was literally already in the whales mouth when i regained my flying powers, it was so big i had time to fly out again. Eventually i lost my powers and the whole thing happened again, and again, and again...

Fragments
Making out with someone in my school hallway and whenever i tried to stick "it" in a huge penis coming out of no where will block my path??

Eating some meat product

I'm starting to think that my dream sign is not being able to have sex

July 10th
I was with my parents in the seven seater Mitsubishi. We were on a road trip and all very hungry. I saw a rusty old looking building that was selling a delicious roll i loved and suggested we'd it there. I did this even though i knew we just stopped in the middle of a ghetto area . Anyway we walked into the building and made our orders, the guy attending to us had a face mask on and a gun in his hand, typical criminal but for some reason i didn't notice this until after i woke up. He told us to wait upstairs and so we did. We stood there for a long time. Some thing was wrong. I went over to a window and looked outside, cars were parking and gun men were stepping out of them. Then they all stormed upstairs and killed everyone apart from me.
Then i woke up.