Telekinesis, singing ants and a trip to a video rental store with books instead of videos.
15/12/06
IN THE BEGINNING
Actually, I don't remember exactly how it began, so I'll start here.
It was a dark and stormy night... well, it was late at night... And I went out to the back yard for some reason. There was no snow and it wasn't cold, but I didn't notice. Somehow I ended up discovering that I could levitate. At first it was just a few feet off the ground, then I accidentally shot myself up really high. Somewhat frightening, but I managed not to die, so all was well. Back on the ground, I decided to try to apply my new found powers to other objects. I levitated two of these peach flavoured gel candy ring things over to me. After that, I tried getting the other three that were floating in the sky (I think I put them there, but I'm not sure). I was having trouble and couldn't get them.
At this time I heard knocking coming from the window of my parent's bedroom upstairs. At first I ignored it, but at the second time I knew it was my mom trying to see out the window or something. I'm not sure why, but I didn't want her to find out that I was out there. The logical thing to do was, of course, grab the nearby blanket, lay down on the ground and pretend I was sleeping. Now she had a flashlight and was scanning the yard. She passed over me and paused for a moment. I thought I had been discovered, but she continued sweeping and then shut the light off. Luckily I was laying next to something that was of a similar colour to the blanket, so I guess she didn't notice me there.
I got up and went to go inside. Mom was at the door and probably said something. We (mom, sister and me) decided this was a good time to go to Video Update (a video rental store). My cousin Ryan appeared. As we were just getting past our house, it was suggested that we stop to pick up the three candies that were floating in the air. I don't know how they knew, but it didn't strike me as odd at the time. Sure enough, the candies were on the ground above where they had been previously floating. I started eating the two from earlier, then considered eating the other three. "But we don't know how old they are" I said. Ryan took out his convenient hand-held carbon dating machine that he conveniently had on him and proceeded to date the candies. The three from the air were 17 days old. "Hmm, kinda old." I said. He then dated the piece of the other one that I had yet to finish eating. 20 days old.
Suddenly the candies no longer existed for the rest of the time and we got to Video Update which was, of course, filled with books instead of videos. I decided this would be a good time to try my powers on unsuspecting victims. I started by knocking over a few books near where people were standing. I failed a few times, but eventually I got pretty confidant in my powers. I was knocking books all over the place, opening them and stuff. The reactions were not that great. No one was really shocked as much as I had hoped they would be. On the way out, I decided to drop a book on someone. Don't remember what happened.
Now we were walking home. Some lady was out in front of her house saying things that sounded like she was suggesting that I should take a shortcut through her house, but I realized that wasn't at all what she was saying before I went into her house. How embarrassing that would have been. Also, I think she had pseudoscorpions on her doorstep.
As I was walking down the street (it was just me now. The others vanished) thinking about the whole telekinesis deal, I thought "Now, wait a second... This isn't possible. This can't be real, I must be dreaming." I looked around and noticed just how real everything looked. I proceeded to do the finger poke, but I felt pretty solid, so I kept on keepin' on.
So instead, I cut through someone's rather forest-like lawn. I happened across a line of ants led by a rather strange insect. It was fairly large and had a long "nose" and a "tail". It stiffened its nose and tail to point the direction of marching to his line of ants. They heeded his advance command and followed it, complete with singing and all. They had a snare drum, too, I think but no actual drum was present. Just the sound. Oh, and when I say "sing" it's more like humming. They were high pitched and somewhat screechy... The kinda sounded like Pikmin from the game of the same name. They were pretty good and I hummed along. I guess I knew their song. It was a little high for me, though. The last thing I remember was taking note of how unusual it was for an animal to actually "sing" in a structured song with a consistent tempo.
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