Thread: Nightlifedream - Dream Journal

My tooth that I just had a filling done in, cracked and I was really depressed and scared. I thought I would have to have it pulled. I thought this might be a dream, so I woke up, my right eye wouldn't open. I asked the people I was living with if they glued my eyelid shut. It finally ended up opening. I checked with my tongue to see if the damaged tooth was still chipped and it still was. It wasn't a dream. I got depressed.


I woke up again and I was worried about being late for work. When I tried to squint at the clock for the time it was blurry. I knew I had to be at work at 9. The clock said 1:30. I freaked out. I thought it might say 11:30, because I couldn't focus my eyes. I was hoping it did.

There was a woman (spanish I believe) and I was in their home and this naked child came running at me with his bloody penis..mildly screaming. Saying something to his mother something along the lines, "You told me you'd cut all the way up to the _______" I can't remember what the last part was, but he was comparing it to some sort of food or fruit. Apparently, his mom was circumsising him. I realized how some things are not funny if you have to see them. For example, in a movie, if something can be said and it could be funny...but if you have to see it with your own eyes, it might not be funny anymore.

I was at a school reunion of some sort. I saw Sarah E.. and she didn't remember me at all from high school. I told her we hung out once. I couldn't believe she didn't remember me. It seemed nobody remembered me at all. There was a person sitting with some friends in the darkness and I noticed it was Jessica C. I said "you probably don't remember me either." She said she did. It made me feel better.

I was sitting there with Forrest Whittaker and we were looking at a poster of him and Terrance Howard. I was making jokes and saying how Terrance Howard's teeth were as long as his fingers and probably spaced out the same too. Forrest Whittaker was cracking up.

It was the first day of school and I was the last to arrive for class. It wasn't time for class to start yet because the bell didn't ring, but the teacher was like "FINALLY. We were waiting for you so we could start." She said write our name and address on a piece of paper and pass it around the room. I only had one kind of paper (longer kind) and I asked if it was ok. She said no, so the guy behind me gave me a piece of paper. I didn't have a pen so I took the teacher's pen. I tried to write my address, but the pen wasn't working and I told the guy I needed another pen and piece of paper. I kept trying to write my address, but I couldn't remember it and on top of that I couldn't write it. I was getting very frustrated and I told the teacher to put me in a class for retards because this is too hard for me. She kicked me out of the class and I was lying there in the hall crying my eyes out. I waiting by the door at the end of class to go back in to get something or tell the teacher something and while I was standing there all the students were leaving. I was still crying and all the students just walked out of the classroom making sure to not make eye contact with me. I thought about how people are so fucked up and don't care about anybody but themselves. How a person in pain and crying can be right in front of them and they just walked by, not caring to look. The teacher was making me angry, so I tried to hit her in the face, but I missed and just barely grazed her. She ran towards me to attack me and we got in a scuffle. I tried to remain kinda gentle, but ended up getting more rough as she attacked me more. Kicking, punching, ramming heads into the wall. She then went outside and grabbed a lighter and lit my shirt on fire. I didn't realize it at first, until I noticed a student staring at the back of my shirt. I put it out and ran. I saw this goth girl talking to Richard and I raped her. She was unsconcious and she woke up and screamed. Then I was on a beach carrying her dead body, but I knew she wasn't dead as she looked at me and sorta winked. We were faking her death together. I was carrying her in my arms and I sucked her boob and my other hand was "doing other stuff to her". I thought how it would be neat to have a girl be able to hold me in this same position and do stuff to me. Then there was a narrator she was saying something along the lines of "When she woke up she was raped by a black man and she was stretched 8 inches."

My mom had to drive this guy to school along with the mentally slow Daniel. I heard that he was going to do something really mean to them. I called my mom after she dropped him off and she said he did do something mean to them. She never told me what.

I was working at the movie store and this girl that comes in (usually with her UFC boyfriend) asked how I was and I told her about what happened with my mom and Daniel. She brought me over to her by the exit door and gave me a kiss on the lips. I was thrilled and I gave her a hug goodbye. She seemed happy that I gave her a hug. She ended up being my neighbor and I didn't even know it and she said that guy she always came in with was just a friend. We hung out and somehow I was outside and I had my arms tied down by what I believe to be gold underware and I was dancing around and she thought it was really funny. We went inside and kissed (no tongue). I told her I was afraid my breath smelled and she wanted me to blow it in her face. She said it did and I said it was because I was working at the movie store all day. So I chewed some gum and then I had to go leave for my other pizza delivery job.

I'm working at my pizza job and I am waiting on a pizza. One of the drivers clocks me out on a delivery, along with another pizza for me to deliver. I look at the map to see where it's going and it's going quite a way out of our delivery area. It was hard to read the map to figure out all the roads I had to take to get to this place. It was some place off this long road by the Gulf. I point that out to the managers, but they don't care and told to take it. There were 2 other orders going to the same address, so they told me to take it as well. On the way there, I start to get to a one lane dark road and I put my headlights on the brightest and I can't see a thing. It's pitch black. I can barely make out the yellow lines in the middle of the road and I just try to hug close to them to make sure I am staying on the road. I try to dim my lights to see if that helped. It did not. I finally started seeing lights of houses. I find the house and bring the 2 men their pizzas. They each have credit card slips. The first one signs without giving me a tip. The second one gives me a $3 tip, but does not add it to his total that he writes in, which means I would not get the tip. I start to leave and turn around and tell him that he needs to add the tip amount to the total, if he doesn't, then I don't get the tip. I said how his address was far out of our delivering area and it would suck not to get a tip. He mumbled something. Didn't seem happy, but fixed it. I drove back. On the way, I ran into another driver Dan. I mentioned to him the dark road and how it was impossible to see. He said sometimes he just turns off his headlights and that works.

I'm at a mall in a cell phone store, I think. A girl I notice from high school comes in. Her mom was with her as well, but the mom kept her distance. I never really talked to this girl, but I talked to her sister in high school. She comes up to me like she knows me and says, "Hey, Didn't your mom die?". I told her "yeah, aren't you Sarah Eberwein's sister?" She said "no". I knew it was her though. She said how her sister committed suicide. I asked her what her sisters name was and she said "Uhh..I don't remember". By this time I was sure that she was Sarah E's sister and that she was just dealing with her sister's death a ltitle weird. I didn't want to give her my phone number because she seemed a little crazy, so I gave her the link to my myspace page. I had trouble writing it down, but eventually I got it right. She took and we were leaving, then she said "Oh, I don't get a hug and kiss goodbye?" So I gave her a hug she gave me a couple casual friendly kisses. I guess I ended up back at the pizaa job and they saw what happened. They said "Don't you know she's a slut?". I told them I didn't care and I was not interested in her anyhow. I then mildly thought I hope I didn't get any oral herpes from the kiss.
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(picture of Sarah E. who committed suicide in my dream)

It was nighttime and I walking down this beach. I entered a part where everybody was nude and they were all going crazy partying, drinking, and having fun. I wasn't nude and I really didn't want any part in their drunken nudeness. There was kinda a stampede.
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It was morning and I'm walking down this same beach. There were quite a few naked dead bodies scattered across the beach. I'm walking by and could see the details. Flesh was peeled off in certain parts, and you could see the bone. Some were just heads. I thought to myself that they were killed in the crazy partying last night. Then a narrator voice explained how certain morgues, laboritories, or cemetaries (I can't remember which one), leave the dead bodies on this particular beach to let them rot. He explained how they don't smell as much due to the salt-water. Families began coming to the beach and just casually had fun and fished, and just ignored the bodies as if they weren't even there. I felt as if I was part of some mondo movie.
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(dead bodies on beach. Except in my dream they were naked and the beach was a little prettier)

I was at Laken's house. Her mom left me unattended and I saw a video tape which appeared to be a amature porn tape and it looked like it had Laken in it. I put it in the VCR and watched a small portion. I saw a really skinny Laken naked, it looked like she was floating in mid-air, and the camera shot was very artsy and professional. You could see her ribs a little and I thought she must have done this when she was doing drugs. After that one scene, it went into some sort of sex scene with her mom and some guy. As this began playing, her mom came into the room. I tried to stop the tape, but it just kept pausing. It paused right on her mom's face. Her mom saw what video was playing and was shocked. She left the room. I believe I somehow snuck out the tape with me to view at a later time. Her mom and her man were talking to me later and said, "What's the name of that girl you have a crush on?" and I said "Laken?". I thought it would be a cute thing to say, but they didn't really laugh.
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(Laken)

I was on a dock of some sort and somebody started to wrestle me and was pretending that they were going to throw me off the dock. I didn't know if they were joking or not, so I fought back and hurt them. They complained and I noticed it was James. I was glad I hurt him. He shouldn't have even been touching me. He was with some other guys. One was Will. I didn't think they were all gay, but James and Will are both gay.
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(gay Will..no beard in dream)
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(gay James..never looks anything in real life like his pictures)

They were all outside by the pool in the spa. I could see them from the window of the room I was in. James was making out with some guy. I put the "Laken tape" into the VCR, but I figured, if I could see them on the porch, then they could see me. So I went into the bathroom and brought the VCR with me. I shut the door. I played the tape. The girl in the tape did not look like Laken at all. She was going around and making out with a bunch of guys. It kinda made me disgusted if this was actually Laken. It had a mild resemblance to her, but the face didnt really look anything like her, and even the body didn't seem like her. I thought, "her nipples don't look like that". Somehow, during the playing of the tape..a girl appeared in the bathroom. I can't remember who she was or what she looked like. I think when I fast fowarded the tape, it would somehow correspond with what she was doing. I was sucking her nipples, and then she sorta pushed me away. Some girl nearby narrated, "She doesn't like her nipples messed with", then dissapeared. I think I began doing other stuff, and I can't exactly remember what went down after that. I do remember that the door opened and the guys were back in from the pool. I held a towel over myself. They all walked by and I noticed a wiggerish one was wearing a gold necklace that said "BEEFEATER" on it. I asked James later if that was the guy he made out with. He said "yeah." I said "I thought so. I had a feeling he was gay". By then, I think I realized they were probably all gay.

We were at some sort of movie shoot, and I saw Laken. I told her how I saw the video and I wasn't even sure if it was her in it. She got really mad and wanted me to get on my hands and knees to apoligize. At this point, actress Amy Smart (who was supposed to be Kate Hudson) came walking towards me. Her teeth were crooked. Laken seemed insulted that I would just ignore her and go over to my ex. (Kate Hudson) I became Owen Wilson at this point and I pretended I was mad at Kate Hudson. We exchanged a few words, then started laughing. Then one of the gay guys threw something and it hit me me in the back. I pretended I was injured and then started laughing and made funny noises. (I'm still Owen Wilson here). The film crew says everybody can go home except the important people. All the extras leave.
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(Amy Smart without messed up teeth)

Somehow everything becomes this weird places with something about giant bongs where people stick their giant penis' in. There was some sort of contest and this one big guy thought he was really cool. Then we began smashing all these giant glass dick/bongs or whatever they were.

The End.

I went to Pleasure Island. I noticed Marta walking by me. I tried to not make eye contact with her, but she saw me. As she passed and yelled "fatty!" at me. I just kept walking. It was a giant party. I met up with Laken and her and I went around to meet new people. I told her how I saw Marta and that they kinda look alike. We were sitting there talking, when she said she thought the guy behind us was cute. I looked behind us and saw he had a tattoo on his arm. I was like "yep, he has a tattoo." We walked around more. We got separated. I spotted her and Marta talking. (it was actually more like I was seeing the event unfold through somebody else's eyes, because I wasn't near them yet). I'm not sure what Laken and Marta were talking about, but I was hoping she was at least trying to make some sort of peace between us two. People were around them thought they were sisters, because of their eyes. I guess they were having a contest with both of them and some black guy to see who got bigger goose bumps. The person with the biggest goosebumps wins. The black guy won. His face was extremely swollen.

Guys were instigating for them to show their boobs. Marta did it immediately without hesitation. Guys were taking pictures.. Then everybody was waiting on Laken to do it. I was wondering if she would end up doing it. I was hoping not. She lifted up her shirt a little, then put it back down. Sorta like a tease. I was thinking in my head, "This is what makes Laken different from Marta." and I was proud of her for not giving into the pressures, but then after she put her shirt down, she pulled it back up to show her boob. People began to take more pictures.

Right afterward I walked up to them, and said HI. It seemed Marta was a little nicer to me. I was guessing Laken talked to her or something. Laken and I ran off to look around more. I kept worrying that my synth and other stuff I had brought don't get stolen. Laken and I went into this room and kissed for a very short period of time. I was about to get into it and go for her neck, when some people walked in and that made Laken want to stop. One was a down syndrome kid. He stayed in the room, so we didn't do anything more. I tried to get her to go someplace else with me, but she didnt' want to. Laken got tired and wanted to go to sleep. I told her I wanted to go back out and meet new people. The down syndrome kid said "He just wants to make-out with people." and Laken said, "No, he isn't like that." and I said "Yes, I am." and left.

As I went outside, everybody was leaving the park in a giant mass. I was screaming the name "BONITA!!?" into the crowd. (when I was saying Bonita I was actually meaning Marta). The black girls around me were looking at me, and I was telling them I was looking for my friend Bonita. I screamed it again and some people turned around. I told the black girls that some spanish girls probably think I'm calling them beautiful. I was casually talking to these black girls and they thought I was drunk or something, so they literally pushed me off into a group of unsuspespecting white girls. They were all ugly and they also looked like they totally didn't want me to talk to them, so I walked away.

I ended up playing basketball with some guys. The majority of our team was white. The other team was black. I knew that they would beat us. There were plans of a big game and I was going to have play in it. I was going to call Laken to let her know, and also let her know she was not allowed to spend the night at Pleasure Island, because earlier the guards were saying that people can't do that. I was trying to pick out what shoes I would wear during the basketball game. Then I woke up.

First part of my dream Michael B. and I were building something with Legos on a basketball court. There was cardboard on the fences so people couldn't see what we were doing.

Another part of my dream I was at the movie store filling out memberships. One lady asked to use the restroom so I had to walk her there, and she mentioned that her and her black boyfriend lost some condoms in our store, and if I find them to let her know.


Laken and I were on my bed. It was my old house and room. I began licking and biting her arm. She seemed kinda annoyed by it. I kept doing it though. Then she pointed to a spot on her back and told me to do what I was doing there. I was licking and biting her back and she was enjoying it. Eventually, things made it's way up to her mouth and we kissed. My teeth kept feeling like I was biting her lip. I wasn't sure if they were or not, I decided to bite her lip anyhow. I also was a little inscure about my breath. She was naked and I didn't have any pants on, although there was no signifcance to this, because nothing was done to me. I touched her breasts and she enjoyed it and screamed out something. I can't remember what it was, it wasn't something somebody normal would say, but it was hot none-the-less. I think it was "Tommy". She told me how her breasts were sensitive and I told her that I knew and that's why I was avoiding them most of the time. She was lying on her back, but lying on my stomach. I began doing stuff to her. The position made me feel like I knew how it would be to be a female and masturbate. I started to worry about the door being open. I closed the door all the way and tried to lock it. There were 3 different locks and none of them would lock the door. I kept messing with the locks. I knew that it was making noise and it might catch my dad's attention. I saw him walking towards the room. I signaled Laken to go under the covers, so he wouldn't see her. He told me how there is a hurricane coming. I looked out the window and it was very windy and raining. I noticed that Laken's foot was hanging out from under the covers, but I figured he might not notice and think it was mine. He left and I tried to lock the door again. I manged to latch something, but it wasn't going to help much. I went back to Laken and she didn't seem in the mood anymore. She said that she was tired and said "but we are hanging out tomorrow" with a smirk. I believe the stereo was playing Toybox...followed by Moonshake, but I could not get it to turn off. It would keep coming back on. Once I finally got everything turned off, I noticed Laken was gone, it was not raining, and I was alone in the room. I was very dissapointed that there was no hurricane. I was looking around and wondered what had happened, or if it had happened at all. I was thinking it was a dream. There was a milk bottle lying on the floor. I wondered how it got there.

My mom and I were trying to find a good place to hide from the tornados that were all over. It was very fun and exciting. The tornados had like permanent lightning bolts swirling around in them.

The slow guy Daniel and some old friends were playing video games. Daniel was naked and had a vagina. One of my friends touched his vagina with a stick of somesort, and they whiped the juices on my leg. I was totally grossed out.

I saw this boat on the dock at these people's house and I decide to row around in the lake. The wind picked up and I started moving very fast and some waves were crashing against the walls. I knew I had to start using the oar. The oar felt like it could break, but I made it back. On the way, I saw an "ALLIGATORS" sign. I remembered this lake (from previous dreams). Once I got back to shore, this guy Andrew (I used to work with, I didn't care for) walked by. I told him how crazy the waters were. When we looked out, the wind was gone and everything was calm. He didn't believe me. I walked away and he began smashing one of these people's boats. I tried to tell him to stop, but he just liked being mean. Luckily, the guy who lived at the house saw him and Andrew ran away.


People were on these rotating platforms (like Car showrooms) and they presented themselves they wanted to be presented, so people walking buy could decide if they wanted them. Somebody gave me x-ray glasses and they actually worked. I was impressed. I ran across my friend Christina and she had her own little "showroom". She was sitting there spread eagle, and I said I guss I don't need the glasses. She said "oh, I didn't think I used my naked photos." I said "What are you talking about, you are lying there like you just had a baby?"
Some black kid came along and pushed a button on her showroom platform. She was locked on some gurny (kinda like when people get clamped down when they won't coroperate with doctors). It went flipping around and she wasn't too happy about that. I took her off of her platform and she became a small human fish. I carried her around because she was mine now that I took her off her platform. I was walking down this "behind the scenes" looking place and there was a bunch of black people at the end. They were all dancing around or something. One was Duron from High School. He was dressed up as a cowboy. They didn't like my kind (white) around there, so I left, and told them to have fun in their pumpkin patch. I avoided saying something else, because I thought it would sound racist (i don't remember what it was). As I walked away I asked Christina Fish if she wanted to leave her with the black people. She couldn't talk, but I couldn't see a visual answer, so I began to walk back, and I saw her facial expression gave me an intense "NO!" So I kept walking. I ended up leaving her on a table somewhere for somebody elese to pick up. I got back to the beginning and I was ready to leave, and couldn't find my purple rubber snake. For some reason it had personal meaning to it. Somebody found it and gave it back to me. I said Goodbye to a Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction looking) poster.

I went to the bowling lanes with Renee. As we walked in I heard some guys gawking over her. I thought there was a thing to go to the bathroom by the arcade, but it turns out I was peeing in a trash can. I finally went to the bathroom and I saw myself in the mirror. I didn't look anything like myself. I had very blonde hair. I had glasses. I had a lazy eye. I looked almost albino. I think I had blue eyes as well. I came out of the bathroom, everybody was in the stands watching some sort of football game. Renee was sitting there with this guy with glasses and I asked who it was, and she said it's her new fiance. I asked when she met him. She said 2 months ago. I just thought she was lame for getting married to a guy she had only knew for a couple months.

I parked my car at McDonalds and I went to walk to a pawn shop up the street. I glanced down some of the streets I was walking by and noticed they were ghetto-ish. I made it to the pawn shop and there was a black guy with a couple of chicks standing in front of the door and he stopped me. He asked me if I knew how to CASH CHECKS in the pawn shop. I said that I didn't. I figured it was some kind of scam. I started to walk in again and I heard the unzipping of my backpack. He was trying to steal stuff out of it. I hurried inside. He followed me and pretended to look around. Eventually he left. I assumed he was waiting outside for me. I bought my time looking at the CDs. I told the pawn shop owner that the guy tried to rob me. He didn't really seem to care much. I glanced outside and it looked like the black guy had left. (he had dreads by the way). I walked ACROSS the street really fast and sorta glided/rolled down the street, so I could get to my car. I somehow shot past the McDonalds and ended up by the Best Buy. I had to turn around and go back to the McDonalds. Unfortunately, I ran into the black guy again and he was like "I knew we'd run into you again." He grabbed my backpack and began to open it. Some spanish guy who knew him walked up to us and said "wassup?" to him. I told them both that it's messed up to steal from me. I don't even have a car. Why do you think I'm walking everywhere? Money fell out of my bag. He was like "What do we have here?" I showed him it was only like 18 dollars. I asked him "why don't you rob somebody who drives a HUMMER or somebody with a really nice car? Somebody that you know will still have something left after you rob them?" The spanish guy was nice and he seemed to understand. It made the black guy feel bad and he looked kinda sad and let me go.

Michelle (my boss from the video store) calls me and tells me that Glenn (the district manager) doesn't think I am ready to be an Assistant Store Manager and that there was no chance I could get it. I started to cry, because this meant I was never going to get health insurance. She was mocking me crying on the phone and making fun of me. I wasn't sure if I could believe her, being that she lied many times in the past. I needed to call Glenn to make sure it was true. I didn't know his phone number and she wouldn't give it to me, so I went to Krista's store to ask for her for it. I told her I knew she could understand because Michelle kept a secret from her and made her cry before. She really didn't acknowledge what I saying and still wasn't willing to give me Glenn's phone number.

I went to my store and Mike, Austen, Kris, and some lady was working there. Nobody cared and they were all taking Michelle's side. She had also bought all of them presents. I got so frustrated I punched a couple things and ended up cutting my hand from punching a glass frame on the wall. In another room, Michelle was in there still amused and not sympathetic towards me at all. I wanted to call my friend Laken and tell her what was happening, but it would look like I must be wrong if everybody else is against me. The lady that was working there said that I could get a job lying down concrete on stairs and that it's easy. I asked her why she didn't do it then. She said it wasn't her thing. I told her it wasn't mine either and I had a bad back.

I was leaving the storeand I was telling them I think I'm going to quit and nobody even cared. I realized I had bills to pay and that it is hard to find a job, so I couldn't quit. The system had me trapped. As I went out to my car, everybody else was walking back into the store as a group. I yelled at all of them, and particularily Austen (because I was dissapointed he would take their side) and said "You never had to pay a bill in your life!!" Laken ended up there, and she was with them walking back into the store. I screamed out "Audio!" to try to get her attention. Then, I said her name correctly, "Laken!" She turned around, and then turned back around and walked inside with them.

I was so overwhelmed. I decided to call Laken and when she picked up she said "She will call me back, she needs some time." I thought she just had to do something and she could call me back soon, and I and asked "how long?". She said "2 days." I was completely alone, everybody was against me and I was never going to get health insurance. I couldn't believe this was really happening.

Then the dream cut to a shot underneith a glass table and drugs were being snorted up. I immediately woke up.

The first part I was at some church Christian get together. I really didn't want to be there. After I ate, I told the person I was with I wanted to go, but they wouldn't let me.

The second part, I'm not sure where we were exactly, but I think it was Austen, Michael, and I. Michael got some giant thing full of fireworks. They were about 4 feet long each. He decided to be "funny" and light one where he paid for it. It was outside. The firework thing fell over so it started shooting on the ground. Mainly towards the wooded area. All the people scattered and freaked out. They had no clue what was going on. They probably thought it was terrorism. I just stood there watching. After everybody finally returned. I was inside this room and I was reading some equation for something related to the firework incident. Then I made this speech about how if I would have died, I would not want it to be standing next to Michael. That I would want it to be next to be with a beautiful girl here. Afterwards, when people were leaving this girl handed me a bag of some junk she wanted me to have. She kept giving this smile and walked away. There was a note in the bag she wrote for me. I began to read it when these 2 twin girls came up to me. One was deaf. The other was a twin. She wasn't deaf, and she had less make-up on. They were telling me how her deaf sister had a crush on me. I think the other one might have had a crush as well. The deaf one mouth something. It took her a couple times and it appeared she said "Bjork". I said back "Bjork!" She nodded and I gave her a "thumbs up." I realized they both resembled Bjork. I told the non-deaf sister that they both looked like Bjork and asked if they were Icelandic. She said they were. That was pretty hot. There was this other girl as well who wanted to be with me. It was a great feeling to know I had all these options and all seemed like really nice girls.

I was at the mall running around. I also was with Bonita, except it didn't look like her at all. However, she was spanish, but she was really hot. I think I cuddled or joked around with her.



Then, I was working at the video store and Taylor was working. She was 17 and Michael and I found out she had been talking to Brant L on myspace. I felt bad, but I went up and warned her that he is a stalker and he had been arrested before, had restraining orders against him, and also enjoyed starring at children who came into the store. She had thought he was a really nice guy. He ended up coming into the store and started talking to her. He stayed there for a very long time. I don't know how, but the police came in and told him "You know this girl is only 17?" There were some words exchanged and they started to grab him to take him. Somehow, they lost hold of him and he was mad and started running wild. The video store somehow turned into this house, and everybody started running into different rooms and locking the doors. I was in a room with about 7 people. We thought the doors were locked, but I heard the sound of feet coming down the hall and I noticed it was rather loud. I looked over and saw there was another door in our room and it was left open. He came in and grabbed some sharp plastic object and was tried to stab me with it. I grabbed it out of his hand and he grabbed a metal object to stab me with. I grabbed his hand, and then tackled him to the ground. He ened up curling into a fetal position, almost crying like a child. He seemed to have given up. I actually put my arm around him (like you would do a baby) and told him:

"I don't want you to get arrested, and I know the police are assholes. You don't want to be the asshole in this situation. You want to be the good guy, not the asshole."

He ended up turning himself in.

Bam Margera manged to cut some of my hair off in the front. He cut it really short and I was growing OUT my hair, so that meant I had to shave off the rest, or figure out some way to cover it up. He thought it was funny. I bitched him out. I yelled at him and told him something along the lines of "Just because you have millions of dollars, doesn't mean others do. Some people are struggling and having to make it!" Then there was some thing with jackass related guys in a pool. I was with somebody and my tooth broke into a bunch of pieces. I thought it was one of my already decaying teeth, but it was a new one. I was so mad that I had 3 teeth now that needed a root canal. Somebody I knew managed to get me an emergency visit at the medical center at like 12 or 1 o' clock at night.

Last night, I ended up lucid dreaming and I was going to grab the nearest person and have sex with them. It ended up being Chrissy B. She ending up wanting it. Then the next person that went by was Judith R. daughter and I although I realized I was dreaming and she wasnt' real, I didn't want to risk her being mad or rejecting me.

I was hanging out with Laken at my apartment. We were just having fun. She ended up lifting up her shirt and shoving her boob in my face to be nice. A few minutes later before she was about to leave I nervously asked if I could take a picture of it. She didn't really give a direct answer and kept leaving. We said a few jokes and she shut the door. Once the door was shut, I heard her say "I love you!"
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(Laken)



Second part, I was somewhere talking to somebody talking trash about Marta. Marta showed up behind me and we started talking for the first time. She said "We have nothing in common". I really thought we had many things in common and I told her we have some things in common. Except when I tried to remember what things, my mind went blank. I saw her notebook that had a picture of Jimmy Urine from MSI on it. I pointed to it and said "You like Jimmy Urine". She said "yes" and we started to talk a little about MSI. While we were talking she began to pee. One of her gay friends walked up next to her and was watching. I asked if he was delivering the baby as a joke.
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(Marta..peeing?)


Final part of my dream, my dad told me I was going to meet B.B. King. He said he was going to teach me how to play something. We talked briefly about buying CDs and he went off and talked to my dad and the other older people. He never came back to talk to me.
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(B.B. King)

Somebody was telling me about this child molestor who would stick toys up kid's butts and take them out and collect them. He showed me a bag of the items. He offered to hand them to me, but I didn't want to touch them.
On the beach and there were lots of weird random things that would wash up. One of the guys climbed up on this building and said "there are a bunch of tickets up here". I went to climb up to get some, but out of nowhere Michael B climbed up and picked up the majority of them. I was mad at him, and told him how he wasn't even being part of the group and now he comes running over here to get tickets.
We went through tunnels and whatnot and climbed higher and I reached this part where it reminded me of Ghostbusters. I saw the big dog and came jumping down towards us and we fell down. I tried to take pictures with a disposable camera. The ride was over.

Some girl was filling out a job application. She did something that made her feel stupid. I said it's okay. She gave me her birth certificate and I marked it with the counterfit pen. I saw it turned black. I did it again. I was about to say it was fake, then I realized it was her birth certificate and not money. It made her feel better than I did something stupid too, she handed me another paper and I almost did it again. I told her I would make photocopies and she could talk to Anne Later.

There was this girl Sarah H. that I knew from high school. I was kinda spying on her from a distance upstairs in this giant apartment place we lived in. I realized she now had really big boobs, which were obviously fake. Somehow she knew I was watching and we were talking and I told her "You were perfect back in the day, why did you do that?" Somebody else heard it and thought it was messed up I would say that. I thought about breast implants and how it would be harder for them to exercise, if those same girls (who are usually shallow) wanted to lose weight..and the ironies that they want to lose weight, yet they add weight on their bodies.

Somehow I paired up with this deaf girl for a school/college project? We finally found a way to communicate. She read lips pretty well. Sometimes I wasn't sure if she was deaf, cuz she would respond if her head was turned, or if she wasn't paying attention. I think we fell in love with each other. I was a little hesitant because of the deaf thing, but things were very cute.

At an arcade playing this one game, but my foot couldn't really reach the peddle, so I wasn't doing too good, then the game shut off.

I was in a tower-of-terror-like ride and I accidenly jumped at the exact time it was dropping, so I was stuck in the air the whole time and when it reached the bottom I continued to float and I had to push on the ceiling to slowly get both my feet to touch the ground so I could get off the eleveator.

Josh was driving me and a couple other people around. He was into this contruction zone with dirt roats. I was mentioning how Josh nearly drove us into a giant hole once and a few second laters he drove us into one. I held on the some seat belt straps as we fell and we landed upside down. I barely made it out of the car. I was at night. It turned daylight. We had to hike from there. My camera batteries were dead, and there was some great forest scenery. Jeff Daniels or Gary Busey was also roaming the forest with a bloody nose.

I was lucid dreaming. I was at the mall and decided I was going to have sex with somebody. I didn't want to do it in the middle of a crowd. I grabbed this girl's hand from her mom. She must have been in her mid-teens. The second I started getting busy with her, she turned into a young child. I immediately withdrew, felt disturbed, and continued walking around. Even though, I knew this was in a dream, I decided to go about finding somebody to have sex with in a civil manner. There were 4 girls working at a store at the mall (I think it was like Starbucks) I hesitated, but then asked them if any of them would like to have sex with me. They said "no". The dream was very vivid, even after realizing I was lucid dreaming. Details were sharp.

I was at Christina's house. I was unaware if I was lucid dreaming or not. I tried to "fade out" to see if I was dreaming, but I was still unsure. I wanted to have sex with her sister, but I wasn't going to pursue anything if I wasn't sure I was lucid dreaming. I wondered why Christina was talking to me, because a few days earlier she said she never wanted to talk to me again and hated me. Some of her family and I put in a movie by Harmony Korine/Gus Vant Saint and there were young men with their penis' doing stuff to each other. I didn't realize this is what this movie was going to have it it. So we shut it off, but Christina's dad thought it was funny and he wanted to grab more of the family and start the film over. Somehow it started from the middle and it wasn't that bad. We were on the couch watching the movie and I started "fading out" and waking up. I realized at that moment it was a dream. I quickly tried to punch Christina in the face as I was "fading out" but I don't think I connected.

After some pawn shop/thrift stores, I was at Wal-Mart with my dad. I got some new item that were oreo brownies. They had oreo white icing on top. I got a couple other items. I think Doritos was one. When I went to check out. My dad grabbed some of my stuff and I thought he set it on the table next to this 2 cops. I took the bag on the table. Realizing later that I took their drinks. I was thinking of going back in and giving it to them, but I knew they'd make a stink about it. In the little entrace/exit room at Wal-Mart, I ran into Jean. She came up to me with a cute face and told her she always had a crush on me ever since I touched her stomach. I didn't know what she was talking about and told her I didn't remember when I touched her stomach. We ended up kissing, but I was worried my dad was watching. She wanted to hang out, but I had to get my work schedule. I had it in my pocket and Stacy from my pizza place job was there. She scheduled me 4 days and I told her I couldn't work one of the days. Chris was fired, so they needed more drivers. She said I'd have to call somebody else from another store to work for me. I gave Jean a final kiss goodbye.

Megan and I were hanging out watching a movie of some sort. She ended up getting all up-close and clingy on me when a couple guys walked by. I figured there was some politics involved and she was trying to make them jealous. Then this group of like 15-20 wigger/thug looking guys came up and were going to take her away against her will. They were going to harm her if they got thier hands on her. I tried to spark up a conversation about rap music with them..because I recognized one of them as being a rapper. I got on their good side and held them off for a while, but after the convo they still were going to take her away. I grabbed Megan and we ran from them. Eventually, I made it to a house and knocked on the door and told the person to call the police. They finally had us cornered. They started going into my car (I was at Megan's house to spend the night on my way to wissconsin). They were saying if I didn't give them Megan, that they would start taking my stuff. I knew that the police should be there soon and I started hearing the siren's faintly in the distance, so I told them I would give them Megan..just put my stuff back in the car. The timing worked perfectly and the police arrived before they could take her away. Then we went back into her place and we started doing some sexual-related stuff/making out/.

Laken and I were sitting there and ended up putting her toes in my mouth and started sucking/licking them. She suddenly got real quiet. It seemed like she liked it. Which, I didn't expect. I asked her if she liked it and she said she did. So I continued on to the other foot. I kept wondering if I should continue my licking to other parts of her body, but I decided not to.

There was a concert and some DJ was playing. He had some big keyboards. One small one made it's way into the crowd and I began to play it for fun. It went through the loudspeaker. As his song was playing, I managed to play some notes that turned his "dark song" into a "light song". We talked to the guy afterward.

Me and 2 other guys were filming some sort of documentary. One of the guys went off somewhere and I was with the other guy. He wanted to jump off this bridge, but I told him that the water looked too shallow. He seemed to ignore me saying that. There was a sign by the water that changed and people were allowed to go into the water during that moment. Some people went down there to hunt stingrays and swordfish (which were referred to as sharks). He went into the water and everybody was worried he was going to be eaten by the sharks. I went off to the field by the water. Moments later the other guy came running screaming "he's dead!" I immediately grabbed the camera and began filming. I asked him was he attacked by sharks and he said "no, it was hypothermia". The paramedics were carrying him on a stretcher out of the water. I was filming, but without looking through the viewfinder. Just trying to keep the shot on target. I saw him moving and I was saying he wasn't dead. A bit later he was talking to the paramedics..telling them he didn't want any candy. He became a kid. I was filming him as the paramedics talked to him. He seemed better by then.

Somehow I heard that I had a myspace message that was from somebody pissed at me because because they felt I wanted them to fail at their job. I thought who is fucking lame enough to be pissed about such a random thing that isn't true? I was SURE it was Andrea. Before I even checked the message I called Laken and I told her that Andrea sent me a message being pissed at me for some reason that isn't even true and that's she's totally just pulling shit out of her ass that doesn't make any sense. Then Laken told me that she was the one that sent the message.

Laken called me from Karrin's place and she was hanging out there. Laken told me, Karrin and some guy went to go get something at the store and she was doing like this Indiana Jones rope drop-off thing. (Ya know when you ride a rope down from a higher place to a lower place?) She also said KARRIN and this guy are REALLY CRAZY.