2/17/05 -- SL
[Hang on folks, this is a long, bumpy ride]
Somehow I had traveled back in time several years. I was aware of this fact. My wife and I were living with some relatives [nobody that I recognized from real life -- apparently they were supposed to be from my wife's side of the family, who we have virtually no contact with]. We were in an old house that reminded me of my grandmother's house.
I woke up to find that our bedroom was drafty. There were a lot of windows on my side of the room, and a couple of them were open. This worried me, because I was sure that they had been closed, and thought maybe somebody had tried to break in. I closed the windows that I could reach. The remaining open window was up very high -- this room had a high ceiling, and the only way for me to reach it was to climb on some unsteady shelves and planks, some with nails sticking out of them. I climbed up, and just before I got to it, the plank I was holding onto started to give way. I managed not to fall, but I made enough noise that my wife came in. I don't remember exactly what happened next, but somehow I got down safely.
The next thing I remember, I'm standing outside on the side of the house, looking at a treehouse that someone had built in our tree. I realized I was naked. I saw some neighborhood boys heading for our house, and I ducked inside before they saw me. I found something to wear and went back outside.
A group of neighborhood boys came by, about 12-13 years old [in the dream I think I knew them]. They were all dressed nicely, and I knew that they were coming from some kind of party, probably a birthday party. They were all carrying bottles of soda. I decided to horse around, so I grabbed a bottle of soda and began spraying them with it. Soon we were all spraying each other with soda.
The next thing I remember, I'm in the living room of the house. There are two chairs along one wall, two of the other walls have couches, and the fourth has a television. My wife is sitting in one of the chairs, and another relative [grandmother?] is sitting on one of the couches along with one of the boys from earlier. Everyone is watching something on TV. The boy gets up and begins horsing around with me. We start to act out a scene from some play or movie [I'm not sure if it was an actual scene from something that we both knew, or if we were just making it up as we went along]. It was a romantic scene, meant to be played by a man and a woman [I'm not sure, but I think the boy was playing the female role].
We were smiling and laughing throughout, obviously just playing around. As the scene reached its climax, we embraced, and fell to the floor in front of the empty couch. Obviously, the next action would be a kiss. Still smiling, the boy faked a kiss in the air, and I did the same. Then he looked me in the eye and his face grew serious as if to say "I'm not acting anymore". He leaned in again and this time actually kissed me on the lips -- just a peck. Then he withdrew and looked me in the eyes again as if to judge my reaction. Seeing no anger or revulsion, he grew bolder and kissed me again, this time remaining in contact with my lips for several seconds. Again he withdrew and looked at me. Then he leaned in again and kissed me in earnest, working his lips and tongue. I kissed back. This went on for a minute or two, and I realized that we were both becoming aroused. He must have noticed the same thing, and we were both aware that my wife and another relative were both still in the room (though paying no attention to us), so we stopped. He got up and moved back to the other couch, and I -- realizing that standing up might be a bad idea at that moment -- sat on the couch of which we had been lying in front.
I noticed that my camcorder was sitting on the coffee table in front of me. Examining it, I noticed that it was missing some of the additional components that I knew we had purchased later, thereby confirming to me that I had traveled back in time. The boy got up and left the room. I followed him.
The room I stepped into next resembled some sort of arcade. There was a young woman in the room, presumably another relative. Basketball seemed to be the predominant theme, and there was a television on which was showing a Phoenix Suns basketball game. All of the players on the team were players from a number of years ago, again confirming that I was somehow in the past. I thought of telling the woman and the boy who would be on the Suns team in a few years, but then I decided that it would just freak them out, so I kept it to myself.
There was a curtain in the front of this room, and I stepped through it. I found myself on a stage where there was some kind of performance going on -- a bunch of kids doing some kind of play. I quickly found a way off the stage while trying not to disrupt the performance. I decided I wanted to watch what was going on, so I went to a place where I could view it. Strangely enough, this seemed to be inside a jewelry store, which was closed for the day. I was watching the performance, when I saw something [don't recall exactly what] that reminded my of SpongeBob SquarePants. Then I had the sudden realization that by being in the past and remembering the future, I had very powerful knowledge. I knew what would be wildly popular in a few years. I figured that I could invest some money in things that I knew would be popular, and make a fortune.
This is when lucidity struck! I suddenly knew I was dreaming. As I came to this realization, the dream scene faded away, and was replaced by some kind of junkyard.
I seemed to be in a section of concrete pipe. There were other sections laying around, as well as a multitude of various junk -- auto parts, discarded toys, all kinds of stuff. Looking out farther, I could see trains going by. Farther still, I could see the tops of some carnival rides. I realized that I was not going to be able to get any bearings on real locations where I was, so I decided to see if I could change the dream scene. I tried closing my eyes, and thinking that when I opened them, I would be at my own house. Nothing changed. I tried spinning -- again no change.
So, since I obviously was stuck here, I decided to fly. I had a little trouble with this using my normal, head-first methods. I finally discovered that I could float comfortably on my back (not flat), and fly feet first wherever I wanted. As I cruised around, I saw nothing below me except junkyards, trains, amusement parks, and roads packed with cars.
I tried concentraing on another person, someone from DV that I IM with frequently, in hopes that I could find him in my dream. Soon, I encountered another individual in the midst of all the junk. I don't know if this was the person I was looking for, but I suspect it was not. He said that he was also dreaming. I told him that I was trying to get to my house. He found this amusing, saying that he wanted to be anywhere but at his house while he was dreaming. He was spending his dream time writing questions down on little slips of paper, which were being carried away by some kind of machine. The machine would then return another slip of paper with the answer to his question. I don't know what kind of questions he was asking.
Suddenly, I realized that since there were roads nearby, perhaps I could flag down a taxi and ask the driver to take me home. The other dreamer thought that was an excellent idea. I flew over to a nearby road, and perched high above. Very soon, I saw a taxi coming down the road. I shouted out "Taxi!", and it stopped. It already had a passenger, along with some dogs, and some kind of fast-food bag, but they allowed me to squeeze in. I moved the fast-food bag, and the other passenger told me to be careful, because it still contained a piece of pizza. Just as the driver was asking me where I wanted to go, I woke up. [ARGH!]
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