Thread: DV Quotes

Hey, I wasn't joking, I felt like serious crap then...

Anyway...

Aquanina [9:15pm]: my internet done esploded[/b]

NirvanaStarseed [9:20pm]: rakk what does nirvanastarseed say in your language[/b]

OMG I WAS IN CHAT ONE TIME LAIK AND THEN LAIK THIS HAPPENED LOL

System Msg: adidas has joined Lobby on Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:58 pm[/b]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Kaniaz [11:01am] [BROADCASTED MESSAGE]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/b]

Kaniaz I know. Adidas is funny. Or are you being sarcastic.


Fetish [1:21am]: its 2:18 do you know where your Kids are?
Serinanth [1:22am]: in my nuts
NirvanaStarseed [1:22am]: i dont have any kids

InTheMoment [11:42am]: thats not what the puppy told me[/b]

Ophelia says: hey, your inner slut was dying to get out
Ophelia says: I just guided him
Merck says: You're good with those double entendres.
Ophelia says: HAHAHGAHHHAHAHAHA

another one

Fetish [7:44pm]: its 8:41 do you know where your Hoes are ?
Fetish [7:46pm]: )*:
hysteria [7:48pm]: in the yard
hysteria [7:48pm]: and or in the shed where they belong

skwerlfish [3:38pm]: lol i checked the mail and my grandma sent a letter to herlself

skwerlfish [3:38pm]: *herself

InTheMoment [3:38pm]: hopefully she didn't write it too herself also

Merck [3:38pm]: Damn now THAT is a lonely senile woman.

InTheMoment [3:39pm]: well if she needs company you know who to call

skwerlfish [3:39pm]: i THINK it was an accident

InTheMoment [3:39pm]: Captain GILF

skwerlfish [3:39pm]: lol

InTheMoment needs a cape or something

skwerlfish barfs

InTheMoment [3:40pm]: a couple of shots of my memory juice and she'll be back on the road toward coherent memories

lmfao James, memory juice

you are sick

Words cannot describe the sickness that is ingrained into my mind

Originally posted by Je33ica
suck a Nazi

Originally posted by jay dawg
nothing can come close to the sheer joy i find in release-bowelsing

step 1: instead of letting HI form into a dream, just crap your pants. dont worry about the mess u can get to that in the morning.

step 2: as u feel the warmth smush between your cheecks you will begin to exit your body. i havnt figured out why yet. or how to avoid the smell for that matter.

other \"crappers\" will be naked but you will notice brown and green stuff running down their legs leaving a trail behind them. just follow it for some nice adventuring.

I hope this isn't just for PMing & chatroom stuff!

Originally posted by Kaniaz
I was going to say the same sort of thing, but actually I wasn't because you can't really write down facial expressions without looking like a prat; specifically that certain expession best...expressed as *\"good lord they're going to make out all over this thread shield your eyes more children\" expression. It's like, you'd lift your left eyebrow up, and then squint, while being repulsed yet strangely attracted at the same time. Jesus christ, I've wrote a whole paragraph and some about a stupid fucking thing that could be summed up by the emoticon. Fuck everything I just said with a straw.

One of the many benefits of having paperdoll/hysteria at DV...

Originally posted by The people in the DV chatroomz

REALmind [11:48pm]: hmm...heres a better question whats the easiest way to go to sleep
REALmind [11:49pm]: sleeping pills excluded
REALmind [11:49pm]: in your opinion
HeadsAkimbo [11:49pm]: a hammer?
REALmind [11:50pm]: alright , best way to go to sleep without becoming a vegetable or sever brain damage.
REALmind [11:50pm]: severe*
HeadsAkimbo [11:50pm]: watch csi
hysteria [11:51pm]: um
hysteria [11:51pm]: first you lay down
hysteria [11:51pm]: then you close your eyes
hysteria [11:51pm]: then you just lay there
hysteria [11:51pm]: then something magical happens
hysteria [11:51pm]: YOU FALL ASLEEP
hysteria [11:51pm]: it's true
REALmind [11:51pm]: hmm..sounds logical..i guess
fourth_esper [11:51pm]: lol
hysteria [11:51pm]: i once knew this guy who had this friend
hysteria [11:51pm]: and he did it

Kaniaz says: ugh i just had a hot flush
Aquanina says: HOT FLUSH????
Kaniaz says: haha yes
Kaniaz says: hot flush
Kaniaz says: it must be my period!

Originally posted by Aquanina
Kaniaz says: ugh i just had a hot flush
Aquanina says: HOT FLUSH????
Kaniaz says: haha yes
Kaniaz says: hot flush
Kaniaz says: it must be my period!

You mean menopause? OMG Kaniaz is going through menopause!

Originally posted by Kaniaz
Next he'll be knocking at your door wearing girl's clothes all like \"come play with us\"

LOL @ Above posts... lmao... my sides hurt

snowman [11:30pm]: do bananas help dream recall?
hysteria [11:30pm]: i was at walmart with my sister
hysteria [11:30pm]: and there was this messenger bag on the floor
hysteria [11:30pm]: and she was looking at it
hysteria [11:30pm]: she was trying to slip it over with her foot
fourth_esper [11:30pm]: i dunno snowman
hysteria [11:31pm]: and this lady that worked there was like please don't walk on that
snowman [11:31pm]: fuck i want to see wedding crashers
hysteria [11:31pm]: and she had this huge mole...
Rakkantekimusouka [11:31pm]: Bananas have B6, so I venture yes, not having experimented with them myself
Rakkantekimusouka [11:31pm]: We just bought bananas
Rakkantekimusouka [11:31pm]: But they're just a wee bit too fresh to eat yet
snowman [11:31pm]: im gonna try one tonight after wbtb
Rakkantekimusouka [11:31pm]: I can't wait...I love bananas
hysteria [11:31pm]: i experiment with bannanas all the time[/b]

The last line also works as a stand-alone quote, being even funnier out of context...

i just noticed a typo, *flip not "slip"

More hysteia goodness...

hysteria [12:16am]: caring is swearing![/b]

Jesus christ wifey you guys...live at Walmart or something.

Did she hook bras onto your back again.

Luis5dimes: you miss him don't you?
Luis5dimes: he may have been a sicko, but he was your sicko
Aquanina: yeah he was my sicko
Aquanina: lol
Aquanina: damnit!
Luis5dimes: that's so sweet!

this is like 2 quotes in one!

voidofform [9:54am]: my ld's have been in colour, with surround sound too
Joseph_Stalin [9:54am]: so, is the dream in 5.1 or 6.1?
OpheliaBlue [9:54am]: mine are yes
lucidnewbie1 [9:54am]: i dont know
Joseph_Stalin [9:54am]: pro logic II?
OpheliaBlue [9:54am]: lol Joseph
pytis [9:54am]: lol
Roller [9:54am]: don't they say that only some people dream in colour?
lucidnewbie1 [9:54am]: if my dreams are coler
Joseph_Stalin [9:54am]: hehehe
voidofform [9:54am]: full 7.1
lucidnewbie1 [9:54am]: i dont know
Joseph_Stalin [9:54am]: phew
Joseph_Stalin [9:55am]: that's movie theatre quality man
OpheliaBlue [9:55am]: omg my toes smell
pytis [9:55am]: LOL
cooter [9:55am]: lovely
Joseph_Stalin [9:55am]: I have the cheapo eighties speakers in the background

ah so that's why after finding lucidnewbie alone when I entered the room, He asked me if I dream in color.

Now i'm seeing more of the picture and it makes sense.