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Holy crap. You still have this journal going. I'm impressed. o.o
I haven't seen you since I was doing polyphasic! Thread based DJ will never die!!!

SEX PILLS!

I was with lovely Shiloh Fernandez, and apparently we were going out!

Joe was kind of mad at this situation, but for some reason we were in line to receive Sex Pills. It was like an instant contraception without the negative side effects.

Mirror-Phobia!

My anatomy class was being taught by a crazy old professor. As he talked, psychedelic images would appear on the board next to him. Sometimes the images would follow what he was saying, but usually not. For instance, he was talking about the digestive system and next to him the board would show rubber duckies floating in a rainbow.

There was one time where the TV/board caught everyone's attention. Instead of displaying random images it started showing a scene.

In the scene there was a person in a white void. In front of him was a large mirror. You could see the man standing beside the mirror, so you couldn't see the reflection.

As the camera angle rotated towards the mirror, I felt instant dread. I did not want to see what was in the reflection of the mirror, I was morbidly opposed to it! The camera continued to rotate towards the reflection of the mirror and everyone in the class became tense and some started screaming. When the scene finally showed the reflection, you could see that standing behind the man was a parrot. The parrot existed in the reflection, but not in reality. It was very scary, but I don't know why.

When Leg Meets Lawnmower...

I was running a business mowing lawns with a GIANT lawnmower. It was about 4 times the size of a car, and had blades like a helicopter.

I slipped though, and my leg went in where the blades were. After escaping, I examined my leg. It had vertical slices going down it, and it was oozing with blood. The blood that came out was chunky, but it reminded me of the blood of when my dog got attacked by a coyote. It had that certain "blood" scent.

Sitting in a Backseat (Frag)

I was in the backseat of a car, squished in the middle with a bunch of other people. Bree was with me, and we were going somewhere.

Stay home (frag)

Mom was trying to convince me to stay home from school, it was very convincing. I decided to go to school anyways though.