Thread: kung pow

Are you Drunk again?

Own it...

Recommend it...

"Killing is wrong. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like badwrong, or Badong. Yes! Killing is BADONG. From now on - I will stand for the opposite of Killing: Gnodab!"

Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone. [/b]

I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.[/b]

Master Tang: [narrating] At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN[/b]

[Betty has thrown a claw at Master Tang, the action freezes]
Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (B), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.
[Action resumes, Tang gets hit with the claw]
Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a).[/b]

ehehehe heaps funny movie

ok so this movie is awsome for just random funny crap quotes for random funny crap things at school.


and at work

"swinging the chain" has became code for "slacking off on the job" at work

i learned a new song too

"chicken go cluck cluck cow go moo piggy go oink oink how bout you"

i still havent convinced my friends who have seen the movie that the guy says "would you say ten million" that he says "TEN million" and not "ONE million"

they may have seen it 2 years before i have but i have seen it more times then they have... (its a draw back of having no life)

I hate when people keep saying they know what a line was in a movie when they've got it wrong.

Awesome movie. Steve Oedekerk rules.

Originally posted by Lomebririon
I hate when people keep saying they know what a line was in a movie when they've got it wrong.

That's also one of my personal pet peeves... especially when they're convinced that they're right. Then when you show them they're like, "That's what I said!"

I also enjoy listening to what Steve Oderek is really saying.

"I implore you to reconsider." = "I'M SOMEBODY'S MOMMY!"

"But, isn't Betty a woman's name?" = "But, isn't Life a family game?"

And when he's trying to figure out how to defeat Betty = "Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah..."