Thread: favorite movie quotes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110413/

it says: Léon

then, on the picture stands: Léon the professional

and then, just a bit down:

Also Known As:
Leon (UK)
The Cleaner
The Professional (USA)
(Léon)

so...

it has 4 names

BUT: if i were going to choose, it would be just "Léon"


http://everyone.ytmnd.com/

heh, i luv it....

Now who wants to go play Grand Theft Auto!? [/b]

hahaha....

I know.... thats so true.
What a bunch of hipocrites we are.

Originally Posted by CryoDragoon

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110413/
it says: Léon
then, on the picture stands: Léon the professional
and then, just a bit down:
Also Known As:
Leon (UK)
The Cleaner
The Professional (USA)
(Léon)
so...
it has 4 names
BUT: if i were going to choose, it would be just "Léon"
http://everyone.ytmnd.com/
heh, i luv it....
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you don't even know what you're up aginst, do you?

Angel

from an episode called five by five

Originally Posted by Peregrinus

"Léon" is the title of the international release, while "The Professional" is the title used in the US. It's the same film (obviously), but "Léon" is sort of like an extended cut of "The Professional" - there's a decent amount of material that US censors wouldn’t allow on a rated R movie, so it was taken out for the theatrical release in the US. People all over the rest of the world, obviously more mature in matters of sexuality and violence, were allowed to enjoy the film in its entirety. The founding Puritans would be proud. Now who wants to go play Grand Theft Auto!?
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thou i am a red blooded american, i have to admit that the europeans have the better system as it comes to cencorship... oh well the conservatives cant rule america... every generation they have less and less control... which is both a good and bad thing i guess. but what the censors can cut out here is an embarassment, i agree. but at least we have freedom of speech to a degree. better to be fined for showing gratuitous violence on broadcast television then executed for speaking out against the emperor.

He helps Demons,Reads their souls,Senses their futures
Wesley
Yes ,But he can only do it When they sing karaoke
Cordellia

From an episod of angel the series called guise will be guise

Originally Posted by CryoDragoon

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110413/
it says: Léon
then, on the picture stands: Léon the professional
and then, just a bit down:
Also Known As:
Leon (UK)
The Cleaner
The Professional (USA)
(Léon)
so...
it has 4 names
BUT: if i were going to choose, it would be just "Léon"
http://everyone.ytmnd.com/
heh, i luv it....
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Love that movie!

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"Now what we have here is a failure to communicate."

~Cool Hand Luke

Favorite movie quote?

I'd have to say "I have had it with these mothafuckin snakes on this mothafuckin plane!"

I put these in the regular quotes topic in the philosophy section where they didn't really belong so i'll put these here as well.

They're from lock stock and two smoking barrels

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Winston: Charles,why have we got that cage?
Charles: Uh,security.
Winston: That's right, that's right security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' fucking use it?
Charles: Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
Winston: Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?
Willie: Chill Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?
Winston: The problem Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked! What is that?
Willie: That's Gloria.
Winston: Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
Willie: Fertilizer.
Winston: You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturist! That's what I mean Willie.

Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!
Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!
John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?


Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat your friend's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie: Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon: Shit.

Badassbob, that is an awesome movie.

"we ride together, we die together, bad boys for life."
-bad boys 2.

Originally Posted by FunkyMonk

Favorite movie quote?

I'd have to say "I have had it with these mothafuckin snakes on this mothafuckin plane!"


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Snakes on a Plane. All right!

Originally Posted by Bjango

Snakes on a Plane. All right!
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That reminds me, Pulp fiction:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

It's not actually a passage from the bible. I know, I have a lot of free time and I looked it up.

Ok, some great ones in Snatch:

(1)
Bullet Tooth Tony:
So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny:
These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his Desert Eagle and puts it on the table]
Written down the side of mine...should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!


(2)
Guy outside the car: What are you doing Tony?!

Bullet Tooth Tony: I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in the window, what do you think I'm doing?


(3)
Sol: Get the diamond [vinny goes to get the diamond which he has put down his trousers] What did you put it there for?

Vinny: I did it in case we got mugged.

Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?


(4)
Borris the blade: [Referring to Tommy's gun] Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure:

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
"Even the dirt, is clean!"
"So basically, you're telling me that Caesar is a dead, salad dressing dude."
"Be excellent to each other.........PARTY ON, DUDES!!!"

One of my favorites is from Crash...

(Cameron has just been pulled over for running from the cops, because his car got stolen. He is riding in the car with the black kid who tried to steal his car. He is emotionally upset because it's the second time in two days that he's been pulled over for being black.)Cameron: Get the f*ck out of my car, man...
Anthony: You get out, if you're so brave..
Cameron: (gets out of the car) What do you want from me you pigf*ck?
Cops: Get on the ground and spread your hands and legs!
Cameron: Why don't you get on the ground and spread your hands and legs?
Cop: Get down on the ground!
Cameron: You get down on the ground, and suck my motherf*cking dick while you're down there.
Cop: Do you think I'm f*cking joking with you?
Cameron: Yeah, thats what you look like, a big f*cking joker.
Cop: This man is making threatening gestures...
Cameron: (crying) You want a threatening gesture? I'll show you a threatening gesture...
Good Cop: I know this man! I know this man... Give me a god damn minute! (walks up to Cameron)
Cameron: Don't you walk up on me man!
Good Cop:You see what's happening here? Do you want to die here?
Cameron: F*ck you man..
Good Cop: F*ck me? F*ck me? I'm not the one whose f*cked here, you're the one whose about to have his head land on that man's patio. The way you're acting, if they shoot you, it'd be completely f*cking justified.
Now, unless your wife would rather have a husband who has a stump for a head, I'd appreciate it if you sit down on that curb, with your hands where I can see them.
Cameron: I'm not sitting on no curb, for nobody.
Good Cop: I'm trying to help you.
Cameron: I didn't ask for your help... now did I?

Sorry for the longevitey, it just would lose it's power with only a few lines.

And this one from Identity...

Ed: Yesterday upon the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there, He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish, he'd go away.

Originally Posted by Waking Life

Man on the Train: Hey, are you a dreamer?
Wiley: Yeah.
Man on the Train: I haven't seen too many around lately. Things have been tough lately for dreamers. They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore. It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language. Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists. The dreamer is banished to obscurity. Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too. By dreaming, every day. Dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds. Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced, ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored, this is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive. And things are just starting.



Man 3: If the world we are forced to accept is false and nothing is true then everything is possible
Man 4: On the way to discover what we love we will find everything we hate everything that blocks our path to desire
Man 2: Comfort will never be comfortable for those who seek what is not on the market. The systematic questioning of everything that is happiness
Man 1: we will cut the vocal cords of every empowered speaker, we will yank social symbols through the looking glass ,we will devalue society's currency, to confront the familiar
Man 4: Society is a fraud so complete and venal the it demands to be destroyed beyond the power of memory to recall its existence
Man 3: Where there is fire we will carry gasoline
Man 4: To interrupt the continuum of everyday experience and all the normal expectations that go with it
Man 2: To live as if something actually depended on ones actions
Man 1: To rupture the spell of the ideology of commodified consumer society, so our repressed desires of more authentic nature can come forward
Man 3: To demonstrate the contrast between what life presently is and what its could be
Man 1: To immerse our selves in the oblivion of actions,to know were actually making it happen
Man 2: To live with an intensity never before known, to exchange love and hate, life and death, terror and redemption, repulsions and attractions
Man 3: A affirmation of freedom so reckless and unqualified it requires a total denial of every kind of restraint and denial


They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?

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Originally Posted by V for Vendetta

V:Beneath this mask there is more than flesh and bones. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

V: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

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Originally Posted by The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. Then you see it.
Pippin: What? Gandalf? See what?
Gandalf: White shores, and beyond. A far green country, under a swift sunrise.
Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf: No. No, it isn't.


Théoden: Arise! Arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered - a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world's ending!

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Originally Posted by The Big Lebowski

This whole movie could go in here lol

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know that's just, like uh ...your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

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Originally Posted by No Country for Old Men

Anton Chigurh: What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Proprietor: Sir?
Chigurh: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
Proprietor: I don't know. I couldn't say.
Chigurh: Call it.
Proprietor: Call it?
Chigurh: Just call it.
Proprietor: Well - we need to know what it is we're callin for here.
Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair. It wouldn't even be right
Proprietor: I didn't put nothin up.
Chigurh: Yes you did. You been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Proprietor: No.
Chigurh: Nineteen fifty-eight. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails, and you have to say. Call it.
Proprietor: Look... I got to know what I stand to win.
Chigurh: Everything.
Proprietor: How's that?
Chigurh: You stand to win everything. Call it.
Proprietor: All right. Heads then.
Chigurh: Well done. Don't put it in your pocket.
Proprietor: Sir?
Chigurh: Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
Proprietor: Where you want me to put it?
Chigurh: Anywhere not in your pocket. Or it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.

Originally Posted by The Blues Brothers

" We'll never get caught. We're on a mission from God.

"Are you from the government?"
"No mam, we're musicians."

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From Pulp Fiction:

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: Hate what?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence

From Kill Bill vol. 2:

(Before the climax of their sword fight: )

The Bride: Elle?

Elle Driver: (sarcastically) B?

The Bride: I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye?

(cut to scene of Elle getting her eye snatched out by Pai Mei, then back to the two women standing off)

Elle Driver: I called him a miserable old fool.

The Bride: Ooh, bad idea.

Elle Driver: You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool. I poisoned his fishheads. And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing." Hahahaha...That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm going to kill you, with your own sword no less, which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword.

The Bride: Bitch....You don't have a future.

From X-Men:

(After Mystique was running around posing as Wolverine, Cyclops opens a door, seeing Wolverine, and is about to blast him: )

Logan/Wolverine: Hey, hey. It's me.

Scott/Cyclops: Prove it.

Logan/Wolverine: ....You're a dick.

Scott/Cyclops: ...Ok.

(Cyclops lowers his guard)

Lol.

Breakfast at tiffanys, fave quotes:

We're alike, me and Cat. A couple of poor nameless slobs.

She's a phony, but she's a real phony.

Holly: It should take you four seconds to walk out that door, I'll give you two.

Poor old Cat. Poor slob. Poor slob without a name. I don't have the right to give him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day. I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is, but I know what it's like. It's like Tiffany's. That's right. I'm crazy about Tiffany's.

Hand me my purse, will you, darling? A girl can't read that sort of thing without her lipstick.

To small quotes from the russian movie "Stalker" from 1979.

Writer: My conscience wants vegetarianism to win over the world. And my subconscious is yearning for a piece of juicy meat. But what do I want?

Writer: A man writes because he is tormented, because he doubts. He needs to constantly prove to himself and the others that he's worth something. And if I know for sure that I'm a genius? Why write then? What the hell for?

And then... Boondock Saints (How did you miss this movie?)

-The famous courtroom speach-
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
Connor: Et Fili.
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.

Connor: We haven't really got a system of deciding who, Roc. It's, uh...
Rocco: Me! *Me*! I'm the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I've got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're f*cking! I know where they live! We could kill *everyone.*
Murphy: So what do you think?
Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

I you like epic movies about irish brothers becoming mafia killing vigilantes then this is your movie.

what doesn't kill me makes me stranger (the joker from Dark Night (first 6 minutes)) how do they come up with this stuff??!! thats amazing and true

"I'll...bitch-slap you back to Africa!" ~ Jackie Chan to Chris Tucker; Rush Hour 2