Dragonball Meets Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law
–noun
the facetious proposition that if something can go wrong, it will.
I can't wait for the movie either but from what I've seen the movie has been standing on shaky ground with die hard fans. The below lists the reasons as to why:
Disclaimer: I have kept up with this movie for quite...a...while...the below do not necessarily express my views, just what I have witnessed in the online DB Live Action Movie community.
1. Goku is white - (upon the announcement of Justin Chatwin playing Goku, the internet was set on fire with anger because of this. Granted not everyone, but quite a few...thousand people were very upset by this. I'm assuming this is because Goku's race was always deemed as ambiguous or vague enough so no one race could claim him and the casting of Justin Chatwin to them was like throwing salt on a wound seeing as now it's official, Goku is white...ambiguous no more. People felt that his movie race should have stayed true to his anime race and therefore think the directors should have chosen someone of mixed ethnicity to play Goku, a Eurasian perhaps.)
2. Bulma's hair isn't blue! - (Aye, the fans had a hay day off this one. Once people realized Bulma's hair wasn't blue or a dark blue...they threw themselves into a fit as well. To add insult to injury...they gave Bulma a streak of blue hair like if they were taunting the die hard fans. They also do not like Bulma's catsuit like clothing seeing as she's being portrayed as a modern day Elektra or Lara Croft badass type...when nothing could be further from the truth.)
3. No Krillin - (THIS one sent the fans of the series expecting this movie to be good...into a "lock myself in my room for a week" phase. And I must admit...it rather disappointed me as well. Granted I understand why they chose not to add annoying ass anthropomorphic characters like Oolang, Puar and Chaoutzu...c'mon...this is Krillin. Could NO Shoalin monk take time out of their enlightenment classes to play him? Whose Frieza gonna kill so Goku can go super saiyan in the sequel? Fucking Yamcha?)
4. Yamcha has blonde hair! - (This wasn't a large source of disappointment for fans but it's still one that has mediocre life...but continues to live on. Yamcha, (unlike his anime counterpart) has blonde curly tips in the movie and is being played by a guy who in reality is almost 40 years old. The age thing doesn't really matter to me as long as the guy can pull off Yamcha...but why did they feel it necessary to give Yamcha blonde freaking tips? -sigh- NEXT)
5. Goku's hair does NOT defy gravity - (This is one that was mixed among the community. You seemed to be in the minority if you WANTED Goku's hair to defy gravity like it did in the anime. I however am glad they didn't make Goku look utterly ridiculous in a live action film by doing that. Only in cartoons can shit like that be pulled off)
6. Goku has brown hair and green eyes in this film!??! WTF!!?!??! - (Aye, I must admit...this one was like the directors walked up to every die hard fan and punched them in the stomach...or at least that's how some fans took it. I myself don't like that they did this. In Dragonball, it's well known that "ALL full-blooded saiyans" have jett black hair and black pupils since Vegeta said so early on in DBZ. In this film, Chatwin keeps his hair color and no contacts are used. Chatwin has brown hair and green eyes. My question is...when he goes super saiyan...wtf are his eyes going to change color too? Fucking orange?)
7. Goku in highschool? WTF?? - (Talk about a day of misery...Goku NEVER went to school...he was a cute naive and pretty much ignorant young boy who grew up going on journeys in the forests and cities etc...he never set foot inside a school, let alone...trying to get a diploma. Well in this dragonball? He is. Fans were outraged.)
8. Master Roshi has hair - (You read that right, master roshi, the loveable, perverted goof does not have sunglasses or a beard, but he has a full head of hair. Fans were more than upset about this one considering Master Roshi USED to have hair...but long before Goku was born. But nevertheless, long before Goku's 18th birthday Master Roshi was already bald, sporting his shades and his beard. In this film Goku is 18 and Master Roshi looks as he did as a student under Mutaito.)
9. Directors say Master Roshi will NOT be perverted - (Many fans were concerned whether the directors would
butcher the Master Roshi we know and love make Master Roshi stay true to his anime counterpart. The director James Wong said, and I quote "We simply can't have that...he still kept his sense of humor but this is a family film".)
10. What have you done to Piccolo!? - (If you've kept up with DB and the leaked photos then you'd know that Piccolo isn't green, nor does he have antennae's...nor does he wear his purple garment and white cape with the turban. Piccolo is a pinkish/pale green - yellow in this film. However, I think it's important to remember Piccolo, in this film, is Daimo Piccolo...DBZ Piccolo's father so they might be blatantly trying to make him look different than the Piccolo we know and love. Just the same though...no antennae's? WTF???)
11. Eclipse leads to Oozaru, not the moon - (I'm actually pretty happy about this one seeing as it makes more sense than the nightly moon does. In the movie, ECLIPSES turn Goku into the beast otherwise known as Oozaru, NOT the nightly moon. So since he DOES go Oozaru in this film...will he have a tail? There's a lot of evidence pointing towards no, he won't. But we will have to wait and see.)
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