Don't do drugs, kids. |
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No
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I was born resurrected during the early morning (deep of night, ca. 3-4 AM) on June 25, 1956 A.D. with Judas Iscariot attached to me as a diametrically opposed conjoined twin. |
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Last edited by Elias0returned; 06-26-2016 at 01:10 AM.
sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
Don't do drugs, kids. |
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The worst thing that can happen to a good cause is, not to be skillfully attacked, but to be ineptly defended. - Frédéric Bastiat
I try to deny myself any illusions or delusions, and I think that this perhaps entitles me to try and deny the same to others, at least as long as they refuse to keep their fantasies to themselves. - Christopher Hitchens
Formerly known as BLUELINE976
I had a dream this happened to me |
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sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
Yes it is |
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Last edited by gab; 06-30-2016 at 10:01 PM. Reason: don't double post pls
Last edited by gab; 06-30-2016 at 10:02 PM. Reason: pls use multi-quote instead of double posting
sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
DreamMaster27 and I were also born as diametrically opposed conjoined twin. We are both dart throwing masters and have struggled to best each other in the grand dart tournament that is life. Someday we will merge together and fight generally resurrected zombies until Jesus himself, the grand master zombie, challenges us to a dart contest that decides the fate of the universe. |
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When I received my first notice of a reply to this thread, the first response was apparently only visible briefly and then removed from view. |
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sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
Um, not to nit-pick, but: |
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It is a miracle that we were separated ca. 1965 A.D. |
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Last edited by gab; 06-30-2016 at 10:05 PM. Reason: pls use multi-quote instead of double posting
sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
I wondered if you'd seen my post or not. I wasn't making light of it so much as simply finding the statement inexplicably hilarious sounding. I think it was the addition of the word "be" to the sentence. "There is be real power behind the General Resurrection of the Dead" just had that funny ring to it, especially in light of the surrounding post, at least to me. I deleted it after about 5 minutes because I realized I was just being a dick, and I could laugh at it on my own without shitting up your thread. |
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Soo... Jesus said that there was going to be a secret resurrection, and that upon His return to us, no one would notice, unless they read the Book of Daniel? That seems very odd; I'm reasonably versed in the Gospels, and I don't' remember Him expressing things that way. Also, I'm pretty sure Matthew didn't say that only the chosen -- the Elect -- would know about the Resurrection and Second Coming, but rather that the events would be world-rending... it might be a mess, but the world is about as rent now as it's ever been (it's even in much less of a mess than it was, say, during WWII), and isn't any worse now than it was 6 weeks ago. What am I missing? |
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Last edited by Sageous; 06-30-2016 at 08:45 PM.
There are currently six users in this thread but only three votes . . . |
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sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
^^ Why are you stopping me right there? |
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So in addition to not doing drugs, stay out of prison too, kids. |
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The worst thing that can happen to a good cause is, not to be skillfully attacked, but to be ineptly defended. - Frédéric Bastiat
I try to deny myself any illusions or delusions, and I think that this perhaps entitles me to try and deny the same to others, at least as long as they refuse to keep their fantasies to themselves. - Christopher Hitchens
Formerly known as BLUELINE976
The realization of what Jesus meant when He said that there would be many who would lead astray and that there would be so many that they would lead astray even the Elect "if that were possible". |
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sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
I can understand that you might desire to indulge us with your sense of humor, as demented as it seems. |
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sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
Regular updates to the countdown to the Day of the Lord by the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven at : |
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Last edited by Elias0returned; 03-30-2018 at 11:24 AM.
sincerely,
St. Elijah (cf. §784, Catholic Catechism),
St. John the Baptist (cf. §785, Catholic Catechism),
Edward Palamar (cf. §786, Catholic Catechism),
Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman),
the sign of the Son of Man in Heaven (Matt. 24:30)
I am resurrected by Jesus Christ! Alleluiah!
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