Possibly the only reason I like to live in Alabama. I highly doubt anyone wants to bomb the cotton to bits... unless they just want to kill farmers for fun.
"Ooh, we bombed Alabama! What now, America? Wait... why are you celebrating?"

Ah, I jest. Nuclear war is no jesting matter. They better keeps their nukes to themselves... because even if they did bomb anywhere in America, the resulting EMP blast would cripple a chunk of the country, thus resulting in our retalliation and blowing half the world to kingdom come. However, the countries who are pleading for/already have nukes to fire them at people are crazy enough to do it.
Why don't we get Japan to give them tomagotchies (whatever) to occupy them instead of them target practicing around the Pacific?