Take a physics class before calling people 'fucking morons', you pretentious cock.

A gravitational field acting at comparable distances from the mass which causes it as in this case will act upon every single atom in Sandform's body with almost exactly equal force. With two on either side of him, the resultant force on every single atom would be 0, so no atom in his body would accelerate in any direction. Even if there was one, in fact, there would be no ill effects until he got very close to the black hole, because every atom in his body would be accelerating at the same rate so there would be no shearing effect between the atoms in his body.