October 14, First Contact

**ExoByte** · 10-14-2008 05:22 AM

Wackjob.

**EchoSun13** · 10-14-2008 05:23 AM

Im afraid, I hate aliens.

**ninja9578** · 10-14-2008 05:23 AM

Out of curiosity, do the aliens have anything to do with Apple's product announcement this afternoon? Please let it be a nVidia Macbook.

**ExoByte** · 10-14-2008 05:25 AM

Wouldn't that be a sight? A giant Macbook descending from the heavens, Steve Jobs standing triumphantly atop it, arms raised, proclaiming it's and his self-proclaimed greatness for all the world to see.

**juroara** · 10-14-2008 05:27 AM

thanks ninja

us hippies just want to have our dreams

**ninja9578** · 10-14-2008 05:32 AM

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Wouldn't that be a sight? A giant Macbook descending from the heavens, Steve Jobs standing triumphantly atop it, arms raised, proclaiming it's and his self-proclaimed greatness for all the world to see.

I think Steve Jobs contacted the aliens a long time ago, that's why he's doing a product announcement the same day that they will arrive. He will be the first to release quantum computers, which he got from the aliens.

Originally Posted by juroara

thanks ninja

us hippies just want to have our dreams

The answers are out there just blowing in the wind.

**EchoSun13** · 10-14-2008 05:33 AM

Originally Posted by juroara

thanks ninja

us hippies just want to have our dreams

coolio...

**Xaqaria** · 10-14-2008 05:35 AM

They are real. I've seen them.

holy fucking shit.

**Sandform** · 10-14-2008 05:36 AM

Ninja makes me happy.

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

They are real. I've seen them.

holy fucking shit.

Where are my PICS? I demand PICS!

**LucidFlanders** · 10-14-2008 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by ExoByte

Wouldn't that be a sight? A giant Macbook descending from the heavens, Steve Jobs standing triumphantly atop it, arms raised, proclaiming it's and his self-proclaimed greatness for all the world to see.

You mean intell[/the last Mimzy]

**ninja9578** · 10-14-2008 05:39 AM

Here's pics of the aliens

**EchoSun13** · 10-14-2008 05:40 AM

Oh my...

something just stabbed me in the neck.

**Sandform** · 10-14-2008 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by EchoSun13

Oh my...

something just stabbed me in the neck.

I hope it wasn't a testicle.

**EchoSun13** · 10-14-2008 05:42 AM

Eww. no.

It hurts, I found out, it was me..I stabbed myself..opps.

**Sandform** · 10-14-2008 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by EchoSun13

Eww. no.

It hurts, I found out, it was me..I stabbed myself..opps.

How else could you get the implanted chips out

**EchoSun13** · 10-14-2008 05:48 AM

I stabbed myself without knowing with those sharp pointy cutty things...Im not even drunk!

**EchoSun13** · 10-14-2008 05:55 AM

Scissors..!

I forgot what they were called.

**nitsuJ** · 10-14-2008 06:05 AM

I just saw two aliens having sex across the street in a field???? Like oh my God guys!! I'm for serious. I'm so scared, like, I don't know.. like.. what I'm going to do.. like SERIOUSLY GUYS.

Nah, just kidding.

October 14th, 2008
Case Closed.

**EchoSun13** · 10-14-2008 06:08 AM

Like omg like jeez like use the like word like alot..like?

**nitsuJ** · 10-14-2008 06:11 AM

Like seriously, oh my God, I'm so petrified of these aliens. They're so advanced that we can't even hear their ships or even see them!!! Talk about technology, like oh my God seriously guys, like oh my God. I'm being so uber serious, like, oh God, I don't even know anymore, like seriously.

**Sandform** · 10-14-2008 06:12 AM

Originally Posted by nitsuJ

Like seriously, oh my God, I'm so petrified of these aliens. They're so advanced that we can't even hear their ships or even see them!!! Talk about technology, like oh my God seriously guys, like oh my God. I'm being so uber serious, like, oh God, I don't even know anymore, like seriously.

Shut up you fuckin niggar devil.

**EchoSun13** · 10-14-2008 06:13 AM

Urbe like seroius and OMG are used to much in this thread...cough thanks to Justin..cough,..

**Xaqaria** · 10-14-2008 06:14 AM

Okay. They didn't say anything about the federation of light. They claim to be the "Scumdogs of the Universe" and they killed McCain, Obama and Hilary Clinton. I still haven't been able to clean all the blood out from under my nails. It was everywhere.

**priestofmyownchurch** · 10-14-2008 06:16 AM

I think she was actually try to make people "will" some ship into existance. By giving a specific day, she's hoping that there will be enough people praying with all their might, focusing all their energy into a single area in the sky (hence dropping the name, Alabama) at, or near the same time, that somehow, their collective energy would somehow "create" a ship. Possibly, moving water molecules in the air to reflect light in a specific way, creating the illusion of something there. Maybe even getting into other people's heads, and putting the ship in the sky in their head.

Although, the part welcoming people to tape it...

Still has me wondering.

Anyone got anything? lol