Quote Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream View Post
Any advice for stealing my parent's beers?
I don't know if they keep track.
RiaD, just drink a beer or 2 at first, and then don't drink no more then that, and see how it effects you.

Second off, you don't want to start drinking....

Third off, take the beers when there not around, drink the beers, get rid of the cans so they wont know about them. Go brush your teeth and take a shower(that way they cant smell it on you of course. Thats the only way there going to find out)

Fourth, Straight face lie to them if they ask you any questions.

Stare them directly in the eyes as relaxed as possible and say, "i didn't take any beers"

Unless that's not what you do, if they ask you any questions, pre plan what you will say, and then just act natural and tell them you didn't drink any beer.

(you can tell i haven't stole any beer before eh ? )

At some point i just gave up the lieing and started saying, Yeah i took the beers, big deal. That was of course around the time after i turned 18 tho. they adventally find out when 6 beers are missing out of the refrigerator and the tequila bottle is half empty.... heh.

(RiaD, is going to drink no matter what we tell him, we should give him the best advice possible since chances are we have all been in the same situation )