Southerners will be declared a race, which will officially make Ninja a racist.
Ninja will do some really good acid and come to the mind blowing realization that every person is a unique individual and that stereotypes are a result of simple minded thinking.
Democrats will continue to hate Republicans for pushing for the war in Iraq to continue and for standing against gay marriage but will continue to worship Obama even though he does the same.
China will surpass the U.S. as the world economic superpower, but only because they kept embracing capitalism more and more, proving yet again that capitalism is the way to go.
Ninja will run the 800 meters in the 2012 Olympics, but he will represent Cuba and wave an an upside down American flag after he recieves a participation ribbon.
Terrorists will attack the U.S. again after Obama's plan of giving cupcakes to captured terrorists has 0 instances of getting pending attack information out of them.
Bill O'Reilly will start putting pictures of guests on his show while he talks instead of having them appear live after he realizes that he might as well be doing that if he is going to constantly interrupt and talk over guests.
Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter will realize that the market has shifted to where they can make more money being liberals and will become loud liberals.
Iraq will be the third wealthiest nation in the world within 50 years, and Afghanistan will be the fourth.
The Obama presidency will make Jimmy Carter look like Ronald Reagan.
Pot will be legal within twenty years.
I will buy this site from Asher within five years.