I once played an Age of Empires 2 Custom Campaign about a king named Unelias. He was born impoverished and was abandoned by his mother during a long war that destroyed much of his homeland. He was rescued by a small military battalion that found him near a broken wagon after many of the villagers had fled the area. He was raised by a rogue captain who taught him to fight, and ended up re-conquering his homeland by burning down several outlying villages and carrying out a genocide of his own people. He then married his cousin, had two deformed children by her, and committed suicide by throwing himself off of a Frigate and being eaten by sharks. this is all, of course, completely off topic, but I thought I should just let you all know