Two birds

[fzongqvxp]

Bird A and Bird B are talking on a fence. A: Can you give me directions to the NY times? B: No A: Why not? B: I dont know where it is. A: How about the washington post? B: Nope A: LA times? B: Sorry. Never heard of any of them. A: Thats impossible. How many channels are on your TV? B: Don't have one A: What about a cell phone? B: No A: Ipod? B: No A: Wait, if you don't know what those are, and you havent heard of any of those newspapers, then what lines the bottom of your cage? B: ...What's a cage?