Thread: Another Epic Adventure

This is very long. I have very detailed and vivid dreams.

There was a CNN anchor being recorded. When she was done she changed into this badgirl sexy outfit (jeans, boots, crop top). The anchor was coaching a chick dressed in a blue dress that was embroidered with diamonds, and the makeup on her face emulated the dress with lots of glitter. The model was being coached by the Anchorwoman to be sexy for the model's music video.

The anchorwoman wasn't happy with the model's performance when Christina Milan came on the set. Christina was called on to show the model how to be sexy, so the photographer started snapping pics of her. The anchorwoman kept grabbing her boobs and saying "this is how your body needs to work." the music video sounded like Dance Again by J.Lo.

After that was done, the model was supposed to sell something bust she fell flat. Again. I was like I can do better. So the anchorwoman told me to prove it. She was like it was better than the model, but she thought it'd be really cute and super effective if me and my best friend, Andrew, did it together. So I laid on top of this raised surface area, and Andrew laid on my back, with his arms around my neck. Then we read the script, but Andrew stole all my lines except "Right!" The anchorwoman said it was a smash. I was worried people would think we're a couple cause we're good looking together. I didn't want us to have to pretend and become some stage couple used for every gay rights movement or ad. NO.

Then me, Andrew, and this short Asian man (I assume this is Andrew's dad cause he's 1/2 Thai) were in a car. They were like let's eat. We settled on some place. I agreed till I remembered I'd eaten at the suggested location and didn't want Indian food. We drove up these two levels that wrapped around a traditional Asian building in a massive china town (In my dreams I've been to this area before. Hard to describe but I know the highway that goes between downtown proper ( Denver) and the "Bar Burroughs" is to the east, so behind the building. I'm usually passing by and looking down in awe at China Town). Well we go in and they ask for our tickets and I don't have one so they said I have to go around to the other entrance, so I was like fuck that lets go. The Asian man says well let me just grab your bag out of the car and YOU can go. So I was like cool.

I slid down a water drain to get back to the garage floor we parked on, but I didn't let go and went down too far. I spotted my brother as I slid down. Figured I'd just catch up with him and my family on the ground level (I has up in the clouds btw). I get all the way down and hear these girls playing through the ruins on the stairs. Its misty and looks a bit like a ruin in tomb raider. I was singing Royals by Lorde and the girls sang it back. I thought was so funny, so I played around with them echoing me for a bit.

Anyways, I was only able to catch up with my brother M. Then we walked into a lobby mailboxes in the wall (you know like an apartment complex). We met with M's friend in the lobby and I got an accidental text from Sean (someone I used to date) saying, "Meet me in the gym at 9:30." I ignored it but I got it again, so I responded, "Wrong guy." Then M's friend says we should go to this party and leads us to a place. Some girls and boys were shipwrecked and running around. Then I saw Sean sitting on a stool at the counter. There were green and red plastic cups, a cooler of jungle juice, and shot glasses sitting in a Coors ice bucket on the table with this red head girl. When M's friend ran through introductions he made it a point to let everyone know I had a fling with Sean and that Sean is with some Cory guy now (its John in real life). Anyways I ask the girl if I can get liquor and she makes me pitch. I gave her $10 and she's still like that's all. And I'm like that's fair cause I'm only havin like two cups. She rolled her eyes and have me a cup. The other chicks got way trashed. Sean was passed out on the side of the couch so I went around to exit the apartment.

Upon exit there was this sitout and orange mesh border shit all over the place. I don't know what they were protesting but it was in cap hill. No one was allowed outside the limits of the orange barriers. (so you had to stay on the grass and sidewalks but no one was in the streets). I got in some random car and drove it to break a couple barriers between a major intersection. Then this skateboarder comes up. He's tearing it up jet set radio future style cause now he can get around the barriers. He gets to the top of the billboard and G (a girl from my classes. She's a photojournalist) is like I dare you to ride it all the way to Hawaii, which she meant the beach...that one right on the edge of Denver...anyways, the skateboard became a surfboard at some point cause the dude was able to make water outta thin air and ride the wages. The guy kept trying to reach the beach but failed multiple times, but he did very well for where he could go.

Anyways I ended up driving back to the apartment I partied at. Some random bad guy stuffed the cast of family guy in the lockers. I opened it and it seems the bad guy made them suck each others dicks while in there. I was like what the f***? Then they kicked the crap out of me and left.

I went into an apartment and turned on the TV. The screen asked me to rate this show, if it was funny. I knew it was because the ratings were low and they wanted to see when to cancel it. It had Terri Thatcher and it was comedic but so cheesy it was like well I'll watch cause nothing else is on. It copied modern family. Terri's character and another woman had a dinner party and were sneaking off to their beds cause they were drunk of wine. She made note of her butt as she went up. Then the gay couple made a scene. It wasn't funny. Just lame. Then I went to make my rooms up. Like I was a housekeeper.

I was fixing rooms in a hotel and Mariah Carey, who is also my mom in the dream, was there. So we make the bed and once the box cover was on the bed it became a pool table. Then she started playing. Naturally I had my phone out trying to sneak a picture. Like the perfect shot. Yeah she's my mom but my mom is Mariah Carey back in the day. I had to this shot! I was beating her at pool when she heard Ariana Grande's song I Love The Way playing. She got a little ticked (probably cause the girl can hit some of the same notes). She was def kicking my ass in pool. But I was just like you changed it from I love the way to fantasy and I was like wtf I wanted to hear heart breaker.

Anyways I think that's the last of the dream