Thread: Can we read in dreams?

I could have sworn I read an article once that claimed we can't read in dreams, but I distinctly remember two I've recently had. Granted, they're not full-fledged books, more like signs and whatnot, but they were words none the less. In one, I'm with my wife, walking into our favorite fish store to buy a few hillstream loaches. I look over, and an ex girlfriend of mine is unrolling this giant t shirt in a parking lot. I was given an aerial view of the t shirt, bc that sucker was like a Godzilla-sized shirt, which said "God Doomed Himself By Making Man". I'm not sure what the heck that's even supposed to mean. Am I allowed to post that? I'm not trying to spark a religious debate; it's just bizarre, because that ex girlfriend would not be unrolling a parking lot-sized t shirt that bore a message like that.

In another one, my wife and I are back at my brother's wedding, and we're running late. When we get to the church, my brother and sister-in-law are walking out of the church. I go to apologize, and my brother informs me that we're not too late, that it's just intermission. Lol, I'm pretty sure weddings don't have intermissions. To make it even weirder, my sister-in-law informed me that they were going to Orgy Beach. I look in the direction of where she's pointing, and lo and behold, there's a "Welcome to Orgy Beach!" sign, with arrows pointing different orientations to different directions. Maybe that's the key; maybe we can't read in normal dreams, just bizarre ones, because I only remember reading when I wake up from a dream wondering what the hell's wrong with me.