Thread: Facts and Laws in the Dream Realm

Originally Posted by aioinae

• If you refuse to read your lines at a play, you will grow wings and 3 extra eyes.
• To defeat a golem, make a giant paper net, because paper beats rock.
• If you go back in time, no one will recognize you because you're older than they ever remember you.
• If you're in a car and a song comes on the radio that you know, everyone has to get out of the car into a ditch.
• Putting objects in a secret compartment in the toilet will protect them from harm, except if there's a flood.

Gosh your dreams sound pretty silly.

Oh and one more...

Even if you are lucid and you think you're lord and master of Dreamland don't ever throw yourself at a plate glass window expecting to automatically go through coz you might just not and this can be really embarrassing

Originally Posted by DreamQueen

Gosh your dreams sound pretty silly.

Sometimes I wish they made a little more sense, if only to seem more meaningful

If you try to turn invisible and try to phase through a wall at the same time, hot girls around you turn ugly.

A fact from last night:

The 2007-2008 Writers Guild of America strike did irreparable damage to the Earth, and the next strike will cause the Earth to break into three pieces.