I was lucid last week, like REALLY lucid. This isn’t the first time I’ve had one, but none of them felt this realistic.

I was talking to a celebrity (I’ll call him H) in my living room, telling him I was actually dreaming. I was like “I’ll prove it. Watch this!” So I tried to do my reality check (finger through palm) but it DIDNT WORK!!! All I felt was me tryna shove my fingers through my hand. And H was just watching patiently. I said “Why isn’t this working??” And he just shrugged.

So I asked him to do it, cause I figured that since he was dream material, he could make something happen. Still no luck. So I straight up just told him to hit me and he was like “Wha? I’m not gonna hit you lol”.

Next I tried to conjure a cat by focusing on the floor and an effing CHRISTMAS TREE showed up in the other room. I walked up to it and jumped, envisioning myself flying to the top. But gravity was still a thing, and I didn’t fly | H got bored I guess, and walked out the front door. I felt kind of embarrassed, but then I was like “Wait why? He’s just a projection.”

Then I woke up, really surprised and really frustrated. WHY COULDNT I DO ANYTHING???