Okay, there's no way I could avoid a sensationalist thread title like that - but I need to figure something out.

I never have any memory of waking up in the morning, no memory of my alarm waking me up. Unfortunately, this is preventing me from attempting my first WILD in three years, which means I need to wake up effectively in the precious few minutes I have before I need to go back to sleep.

How can I remember waking up and remember to dream?