Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

NO masturbating is murder...MURDER I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

All those poor little spermies

omg you know what, sex is murder too because OMG only one sperm actually gets to live in a successfull fertilization

oh the waste..THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just have sperm envy Ophelia. You WISH you could commit murder, but alas you cannot, you get off free and clear and can keep up your masterbatory practices with a clean concience.