Thread: I cant do this

That is a very broad question. You should read the main website. It will answer most of you questions

Well i dont know if im lucid dreaming or not. Because i havnt did anything to learn how to lucid dream and sometimes i can feel like im a really good gunshooter or something

IM sorry, I just do not know what you are trying to ask me... Read the main site, and then read the tutorials. You cannot learn without reading. I really think after you read both of those, you will have your questions answered, or be able to ask your question more clearly.

Originally posted by straightupgyo
Well i dont know if im lucid dreaming or not. Because i havnt did anything to learn how to lucid dream and sometimes i can feel like im a really good gunshooter or something

Originally posted by straightupgyo
Well i dont know if im lucid dreaming or not. Because i havnt did anything to learn how to lucid dream and sometimes i can feel like im a really good gunshooter or something

did this make any sense to anyone else.

lol. sorry but yeah, basically what he said ^

Originally posted by straightupgyo
How do you lucid dream?

Hey, there, homie-G. I know a good place with lots of information on how to lucid dream. It's called -- wait for it -- www.dreamveiws.com.

Specifically:

Here,

And here,

And here,

As well as here.

This might be helpful, too.

You might also be interested in this

In fact, you'll want to read that whole section. It starts here.

For more specific help, try here

And finally, I recommend you read this thread. Your grammar führer demands it.

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Hang on!

You've been here since November and you're asking questions like this?

Originally posted by Mark75+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mark75)</div>

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How do you lucid dream?

Hey, there, homie-G. I know a good place with lots of information on how to lucid dream. It's called -- wait for it -- www.dreamveiws.com.

Specifically:

Here,

And here,

And here,

As well as here.

This might be helpful, too.

You might also be interested in this

In fact, you'll want to read that whole section. It starts here.

For more specific help, try here

And finally, I recommend you read this thread. Your grammar führer demands it.

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Hang on!

You've been here since November and you're asking questions like this?[/b]

i dunt viset i got2bes a pimp. gg

I really think you are just trying to waste our time now... I have no idea what any of you subsequent post on this topic even mean. And It doesn't seem like you are going to read anything... w/e

Originally posted by straightupgyo


i dunt viset i got2bes a pimp. gg

I'm assuming that means something to the effect of "I didn't read any of that".

If that is the case, then why are you unwilling to read your answers from those pages, yet you're willing to write a question (that was answered throughout those pages) and have people write the answer for you. You're going to have to read the same thing anyway, so why not save yourself a step and just go to the links I provided?

Maybe it'll help if I speak your language.

yo boyee im strat up hgeangster
i wuz putten teh linx 4 u s o u dunt haev 2 wat 4 a sanser teh queshtin haz nben axzed so jest reed teh pagfes i giv u kthxby
peece outmhoimee

hahaha this whole thread has me cracking up...I'm tempted to move it to senseless though...yey or nay

Let's wait and see what homebrew from the strizz-eets says next. He might be serious about this question...

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Originally posted by straightupgyo
How do you lucid dream?

Prerequesites: (That's what you need incase you don't know)
-Brain

Once said object has been aqcuired, you will need to enter a dream, and become concious of the fact that you are dreaming. To do that, go to the links they provided to you.

So, in summary:

Lie down in the bizznap next 2 daah hoe naand put da crunk in yo system. Wen u in, u shold bii hapn'n in da concious shizzle.

Holy crap this thread is funny!

Yo dude, you retarded or something? You want I should hit you with this shovel?

Only good can come of this, either (1) Smack some sense into ya, or (2) Put you in a coma and sleep for long time.

Yodles homes0dogz fo shiznilz.

J'ai mal placé mon pantalon

what that means is that I think you all should lighten up on our "magical pimp" I think hes embarassed by his own name already cause you know hes straightupgyo. But uh ya, im Lucidily challenged also, it just takes practice and some stuff to read

Originally posted by project_rok
J'ai mal placé mon pantalon

what that means is that I think you all should lighten up on our \"magical pimp\". I think hes embarassed by his own name already cause you know hes straightupgyo.

I agree with you man, but you have to admit it does look like he's taking the piss a bit don't ya think? I mean, he's asking how to lucid dream..... on a lucid dreaming website.... where he has all the information right at his fingertips. Just a bit of a vague question methinks........

To give him any kind of real help he's gonna need to get specific.

I'm going to lock this as it's really not going anywhere and before it becomes truly, truly deserving of the title "senseless."

If you want it unlocked because you\'re still not sure how to LD, let me or any other moderator know.

And guys, it may be fun to take advantage of a blatantly obvious, out-of-place question, but some people may actually be serious. Just give an answer and if they have more questions we'll go from there.

Thanks, chums!