Sexual thoughts dilate your eyes. And the wider your pupils, the more attractive you appear and the more people are magnetically transfixed by your gaze. Thusly, when looking at people, run naughty images of them in your head. A strong libido will help here.

I think it was Roosevelt who could dilate his eyes at will; I wonder how he managed to do that when looking over a listening audience, eh, eh?

How do these (admittedly) fascinating facts apply to this thread you off-topic bastard, I hear? Well if you can dilate your eyes simply from the mind, they probably DO dilate when lucid dreaming.