Thread: how to get rid of old love

Originally posted by dropout14
i always have dreams of my x gf. she was my first love and i always have dreams of her but i dont want to how to i get rid of them

It seems that the Constant Thread of Dreaming is that we always get what we DON'T want and never get what we DO. So, if you really wish to have these dreams of your ex-girlfriend to be discontinued, then, paradoxically enough, plan for them.

Suggest to yourself that you will meet with your Ex-girlfriend in your dreams, and don't be polite about how you will conduct yourself either. Plan to ravage her quickly and thoroughly.

What I have noticed in dreams is that one seldom has repeat performances of such seductions. One often wakes up from absolute sexual acts, and so I now try to avoid them, but I do like to flirt in my dreams, and in so doing I have noticed a pattern whereby as soon as I am comfortable flirting with one young lady, then another will intercede.

I always feel just a bit guilty that I like the second girl as much as I liked the first. It is sort of a Betrayal of the Notion of Monogymous True Love that one can be happy with anything with two legs and a skirt, but such seems to be the Truth of it. Like in that movie years ago -- the blasphemous movie about Jesus -- where it was said "There is just One Woman and she has a thousand faces". One does not love just one woman, but one loves them All.

Reminds me of the Joke: a young bull and an old bull are out walking and they catch sight of a corral of cows, that is, female cows. The young one says to the old one that they should run, jump over the fense and make love to the real pretty cow in the corner. But the old one replies "No, we should saunter over, open the gate, saunter in and fuck them all".

kinda wierd but really right at the same time...i see ur point tho plan and simple

Use her as a dream sign? Tell yourself "The next time I see her I will realize that I am dreaming" When you're aware that you two are in a dream you can do whatever you want to her... Shoot her with a bazooka or something.

Originally posted by PhilipJFry
Use her as a dream sign? Tell yourself "The next time I see her I will realize that I am dreaming" When you're aware that you two are in a dream you can do whatever you want to her... Shoot her with a bazooka or something.

Yeah, that would work, only i'd suggest replacing the "Shoot her with a bazooka" part with "Talk to her, ask her what she's doing in your dreams and if there's anything she has to tell you". That way, you'll find out more about why you're having these dreams. If you don't want to, or after talking to her and asking her everything you, you really haven't gained anything and think she still won't stay away from your dreams, then shoot her with a bazooka or something...