Your most humorous dream experience...

[sloth]

I will start... I had the most boring dream EVER. I fell asleep on the couch, during the night before election. This guy was on the TV, talking about the election. I woke up in a dream. It wasn't lucid. The guy was still talking on the TV. I thought to myself, 'He's boring.' so I hit the off button on the remote, but he was still there, of course, because I was really hearing him on the outside world. I kept hitting buttons, trying to change the channel, or something, and finally, I walked up and hit the power button on the TV, unplugged the TV, tried everything else I could think of, and cried... but he was still talking about the stupid election. I was so depressed... Finally I accepted my fate, and watched the election speeches, from within a dream... all night long. Then I lived happily ever after. -sloth

[Beefcube]

Once, I had a dream where I was just on a plane for hours. It was incredibly boring. Maybe not humorous, but at least it is looking back on it...

[sloth]

I actually think that it is humorous to actually have a boring dream at all. The concept that you could do anything in the world, yet you are stuck doing something boring. Ever dream that you cleaned your room, and you get it aaaaall cleaned up, and then wake up to find it messy again. Good grief! -sloth

[Identity X]

I once wasted a lucid dream eating tasteless blue goo (why?) I had a similar no-escaping-the-TV moment too - a documentary about deformed people was on, and I really don't like things like that. So I turned away - but a TV was in the dining room. So I escaped to the kitchen, but on the work top was a TV, showing this scary program. I hide in the cupboard only to find one in there too. My wardrobe, the airing cupboard, the washing machine - you name it a TV was there.

[Burns]

Excerpt from my DJ: [i]September 7, 2004 – Playing in the Mud in My Wedding Dress I’m wearing my wedding dress and I’m running barefoot over the muddy ground. I’m hopping around and notice that the bottom of my dress is going to get very dirty if I keep running around in this mud. Then I’m aware that I must be dreaming because I would never ruin my wedding dress like this. So I promptly return to my frolicking in the mud, taking larger than normal leaps because I can do that when I’m dreaming, after all. haha, that was a funny one - and an LD, too!

[Distant Clone]

Your funniest dream?

[Wolffe]

Originally posted by sloth I will start... I had the most boring dream EVER. I fell asleep on the couch, during the night before election. This guy was on the TV, talking about the election. I woke up in a dream. It wasn't lucid. The guy was still talking on the TV. I thought to myself, 'He's boring.' so I hit the off button on the remote, but he was still there, of course, because I was really hearing him on the outside world. I kept hitting buttons, trying to change the channel, or something, and finally, I walked up and hit the power button on the TV, unplugged the TV, tried everything else I could think of, and cried... but he was still talking about the stupid election. I was so depressed... Finally I accepted my fate, and watched the election speeches, from within a dream... all night long. Then I lived happily ever after. -sloth LOL! Dont you just hate it when the goddamn TVs wont die??? It's like something outta the Ring! Makes a good dreamsign though!

[[Alpha]-0mega-]

I once had a dream in which I had non-lucid sex for hours in-dream. The room was beige, and I was just sitting somewhere penetrating some girl non-stop, and nothing happened.... all that went on was in...out...in...out..in...out... When I woke up I was like.... wtf... that dream sucked badly....

[Inverting_world_lines]

Last night I dreamed I had to go somewhere and I was late. My dad got in a hurry driving me over there and drove into a river (not off a cliff into a river or anything...the road ran next to the river for some reason) and then we started floating down the river in the car. I was pissed because of his lousy driving so I teleported myself back on land or something, I don't know how I got out of there. Others things kept keeping me from getting where I was supposed to go as well. One thing that was cool in that dream was that I had an iPod, which I don't in waking life I kept listening to my iPod

[Canman]

Mine would probally have to be (non lucid) that i was on the computer on msn and then for some reason i had never realised the table actually was a big cough lollie and but it looked like a normal table and i was licking the table and the table was slowly disapearing and it tasted kinda like an orange lolz

[sloth]

Wow. You guys are weird. I once had one, when I was a child, that I was in the backseat of my dad's car. Dad was driving me down the freeway. Dad needed something from the back seat, so he turned around backwards in his seat, and started rummaging through stuff in the back seat. We were still traveling at a pretty good speed. I was like, 'Damn it, dad.' and I started trying to drive... Ever try to drive in your dreams? The gas petal never worked right. It would sometimes launch me forward at full speed, and sometimes we would go in reverse. Once it made us break. The wheel kept turning in the opposite direction then where I wanted to go. We ended up crashing. -sloth

[Canman]

im a car fanatic, in most of my dreams im driving a car or being a passenger, its good stuff, but itd would be better if i was lucid whilst doing it but hell, even in one of my dreams my pop bought a ute and bought a body kit in a small box from a hifi store and turned it into a muscle car lol

[Chympara]

Heh, speaking of cars and funny... I once jumped onto my car, smashed the windshield in, jumped into the driver's seat, then I started PEDDALING the car like a bike. Don't ask me how I did this... It was weird.

[sloth]

LMAO! Pedal faster! 0-60 in 40 minutes.. Look at him go! LOL!

[Umbrella]

I think I've had a couple of strange car dreams as well. At least I remember one dream where I was sitting in the backseat and my dad was driving. Then suddenly the road got smaller. And by smaller, I mean it got about 6 inches wide. there was water on either side of it. My dad somehow managed to keep the car on the "road" for almost 10 seconds, but then we drove into the water and I saw the car filling up with it. I decided to remain calm and open the door when possible, but then, before I knew it, I passed out... >.>

[jonesn]

Originally posted by Canman im a car fanatic, in most of my dreams im driving a car or being a passenger, its good stuff, but itd would be better if i was lucid whilst doing it but hell, even in one of my dreams my pop bought a ute and bought a body kit in a small box from a hifi store and turned it into a muscle car lol * Kinda ironic, but I see the Pagani Zonda (your av) all the time in my dreams. Highline cars would serve as a very good dreamsign for me, but I see them all the time in real life and don't think about it in dreams Anyhow, my wierdest dream happened recently: I had an intense arguement with a dream character over whether or not I was dreaming. I said I wasn't So much for a clear dreamsign on that one

[nightshade]

Originally posted by jonesn I had an intense arguement with a dream character over whether or not I was dreaming. I said I wasn't * So much for a clear dreamsign on that one[/b] LOL. In my last LD I talked about that with my mother. me: Do you know that this is a dream? my mom: No. me: Why? my mom: I'm not getting paid for that.

[FreshBrains]

Okay... One of the few I've remembered recently. First is from about a month ago. I was dreaming I had gotten an Xbox 360, (Since I had been working for weeks to save up for it) and was just playing it, grinning from ear to ear. I'm playing Perfect Dark Zero, totally focused on the screen, when a guy in a big, yellow cicken suit tries to throw himself through a sliding glass door in my living room. He fails, and nearly gets knocked out. I pause the game, and start pointing and laughing at him. Then he gets into a purple chicken suit and tries again, to no avail. This time he falls off of this ledge that was behind my house (For no apparent reason) and I go over to look. I look over, and wake up.

[sloth]

That wasn't a dream. That was ME!

[FreshBrains]

So... What was over that ledge?

[sloth]

I had dropped my sandwich down there. I was going down there to get it.

[sloth]

Last night I was having a dream. I knew that I was lucid, so I went to the neighbors and, right in front of her, trashed her house. Then I left. Unfortunately, after I left her house, I lost lucidity. For the LIFE of me, I could NOT figure out why I had done these HORRIBLE things. I felt so ashamed. I got in a lot of trouble. LOL I felt so bad. I tried to go back and straighten the mess, but she had already cleaned it.. What a scary thought. I could NOT remember why I had done this. -sloth

[the gravy train]

Chympara the "Omgwtf" dream in your signature is one of the funniest things I've read in awhile lol. I love the part where the Counter Terrorist talks to you in a chat box and tells you to follow him, like you're a hostage or something lol.

[Wolffe]

I had an LD that started waking up in my bedroom to an Uzi SMG on a tripod pointing right at me, firing blanks at my face

[.jared.]

Recently i had somewhat of a funny experience in a dream. Before falling asleep i was thinking about becoming lucid. I fell asleep and instantly visualised myself walking along the street in the dream (not lucid). I was thinking while walking that it was near morning and i had to find a spot to sleep so that i could go lucid. I leaned against a phonebooth and fell asleep which in turn woke me up into reality. So just like i fell asleep from the real world to the dream world seconds later i fell asleep from the dream world and awoke in the real world. It was really weird/cool.