Hmmm, weird dreams. Dont have much weird funny one's, the one dream with all the pigeons pissing me off by shitting on all of my stuff perhaps. But the most abstract weird ass dream was where I was in a boat on the sea, with other people. We all had some sort of diving suit, though no flippers and goggles and stuff, and there was some kinda tv host woman there. She trew some beanbags in the big grey ocean, and we had to dive in and get them to win. I remember diving deep, hoping I had enough breath, and it was all muddy at the bottom, so I was searching with my hands, and suddenly I bumped into this big bearded guy that was also in the contest, and I knew I shoulnt look there anymore because he was already searching there, and I looked back and there the sea was perfectly clear, grey sand, no mud and plants or fish, and there where a bunch of brightly colored beanbags. I remember mine was the purple one, but I think I took em all to the surface. Just to piss everyone off.