Thread: What's the weirdest thing you [have] ever seen?

That is freaking hilarious... HAHA


I don't know whats the wierdest thing I've seen they all seem pretty wierd. But man that is too funny. I can just imagine that a horse standing on its hind legs with this pissed off look on his face waiting for someone to start something so that he could throw a punch at them.. hahaha

Boy, that's a tuff one. So many wierd dreams. I would have to say this dream I had a long time ago where I was at a party and the girls vaginas were part of thier head. Don't ask me why. don't think I have ever told anybody that one. so instead I post it for the entire forum to see. Owell you asked.

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME HERE.

OH MY GOODNESS IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT!!!

HOWETZER!!! HOW THE HELL YOU DREAM OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I LOVE IT, I ACTUALLY LOVE IT>>.

ShawdowNightWing

HOWETZER!!! HOW THE HELL YOU DREAM OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I LOVE IT, I ACTUALLY LOVE IT>>. [/b]

I was asking myself that same question when I woke up.

Vinyl Mice.

They were living mice, but instead of fur, they had skin made of vinyl. They were cute little scutters, wish I could have taken a picture.

The males were white, the females were green.

You could take a male and place it on a female and it would mate with it.

You could take a male and place it on another male, and it would attempt to mate with it. Usually a fight broke out.

My wife says the females were green because the green M&M's are green and somehow that got into my subconcious!

My room.

Of mice and men = Maybe lenny could have pet the mice a little harder with vinyl skin.

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lol just kidding

Originally posted by Howetzer
Of mice and men = Maybe lenny could have pet the mice a little harder with vinyl skin.

Ahh we just finished reading that book in school, it was pretty good and sad.

Back on topic, the weirdest thing I've seen in a dream... that's pretty hard. The only one I can think of off the top of my head was a recent one which had bunch of battleships and destroyers that were having a dogfight with planes at like 3,000 feet up. I was in a harbor manning a gun emplacement firing up at them.

My silliest dreams are even crazier than they seem, because I take them SO seriously in my dream.

In a recurring childhood nightmare, hamburger buns would come down the laundry chute into the basement, and float in the air. They looked like monkey mouths that chomped at me and chased me upstairs. I was absolutely terriffied of them.

Another crazy dream:
I was at Discovery Zone, and it was my birthday and in my dream they decided to drop a load of balloons from the ceiling for me, but I started to freak out because the balloons were scared of heights. I wanted to save them, and nobody cared that the balloons had so far to drop. I cried, and everyone ignored me as they dropped the balloons and killed them all.

Living balloons and carnivious hamburgers...

This is one of my most vivid dreams ever, and definately the most entertaining. Tony Blair was in a steamed up engine of a steam train talking about the threat of bombs on trains (I had this dream way before the Madrid bombing, btw) and an engineer wiped the window and said there was a bomb on his train. Blair was annoyed and stepped out the train. There Michael Palin sat dressed up as coalman and as wearing stupidly thick comedy spectacles. Then the dream turned into a comedy musical about bombs on trains starring the cast from Monty Paython and mambers of the Labour government, including Blair, Brown, Prescott and Hoon. There was a song at the end, with the people watching the musical at the cinema turned round and chimneys with faces were singing to them, referring humans as the 'stupid little people' The cinema goers were laughing.

Weird

ashliebelle!! Balloons afraid of hights, that were killed when they were dropped!! That is just wild!

I'd have never come with anything like that in a million years! COOL!

I have really, really weird dreams.

Once I was chased by a big sasuage that wanted to eat me...
I once had a nightmare about the Oscar Awards...
I also have been eaten by a hand dryer placed in the middle of a drug store...
I once had a dream I "slipped" under a wall and ended up in a completely weird abstract world and got eaten by giant mice...
I once had a dream where I was absolutely terrified by a few WORDS on a peice of paper...
I also have had a dream where god got pissed off at me and fried me alive....

I once had a dream where I saved the world by stuffing a bunch of fairies in an envelope...
I once had a dream where I was sat in this impossibly small waiting area waiting for school to start...
Once I talked to an red outline of a man...
I've also drove on the back of a truck with a talking, grey dog named "Scruffy"...
I once had a dream where these evil clowns came in my room and tried to eat me...
One time I lived with my teachers and a ghost was running around killing us...
I once had a nightmare where I was...wait for it, this is stupid...scared of a, believe it or not, hankerchief - I woke up screaming.

I once dreamed it was time for school and was getting ready for school as usual, getting dressed etc, only to find out I was doing it in real life too (it was 3 in the morning!)
I used to dream entire DAYS when I was little, and I would wake up thinking it was Sunday when it was Saturday and it meaned I had a 3-day-weekend...

Thinking back, I had a horrible nightmare when I was around 7. In the dream I was watching a movie at school and the t.v. started moving after me on little coaster wheels. It chased me, and I heard the sound of machinery. I turned around and it was right in front of my face. The screen had rows of silver false teeth chomping; mabe the Terminator's teeth. It got closer and closer as it tried to eat me, and I woke up screaming. It was pretty bad.

Hmmm, weird dreams. Dont have much weird funny one's, the one dream with all the pigeons pissing me off by shitting on all of my stuff perhaps. But the most abstract weird ass dream was where I was in a boat on the sea, with other people. We all had some sort of diving suit, though no flippers and goggles and stuff, and there was some kinda tv host woman there. She trew some beanbags in the big grey ocean, and we had to dive in and get them to win. I remember diving deep, hoping I had enough breath, and it was all muddy at the bottom, so I was searching with my hands, and suddenly I bumped into this big bearded guy that was also in the contest, and I knew I shoulnt look there anymore because he was already searching there, and I looked back and there the sea was perfectly clear, grey sand, no mud and plants or fish, and there where a bunch of brightly colored beanbags. I remember mine was the purple one, but I think I took em all to the surface. Just to piss everyone off.

Hahaha, Fear Factor dream.

Weirdest thing I've seen so far may not seem so weird.
But it's weird as hell for me.
I've seen a man, materialize out of thin air. He seemed familiar.
I dont know how to define his alignment. He wasnt good or bad. He had his own goals.
He radiated power, and I could sense his strong will. He was dressed in a full suit of shiny, sleek and very futuristic armor. He seemed unhuman.

In his hands he held 2 very long and weird looking swords, which must have been very heavy.

Then I saw him fight. The way he moved was amazing in 1 second he appeared next to 2 guards and hit them with his swords at the neck region...

I want to meet this guy again and ask him who's he....

Man I have had some F'ed up dreams... Most of them not lucid. One was where I was at my old house out in the yard and Darth Vader was choking me to death with his force death grip and I was suspended in the air, he had a light saber too.
Another time these fricken dogs where trying to kill me and started running at me, then right before they got to me they turned into giant rolling dice as I tried to shoot them with a shotgun... There are more, but I think they Dogs turning into Dice takes the gold, thats just weird, maybe I have a gambling problem...

LOL this morning I had one where I was in a war, and was selecting a vehicle to go to the enemies base in. Right next to a tank was a tricycle with roman candles mounted on the handlebars for rocket launchers. So I picked it and started wheeling around shooting shooting roman candles at people...

The wierdest dream I had was when I was a child.. it was one of those plastic legs in malls where they put long socks.It opened the kitchen cupboards and started "eating" my cookies and I was so scared.

I remember one from some weeks ago where i was travelling a long way to sell some old computers and when i got there to sell them, someone asked if i had formatted them to make sure there was no private information on there, and i said it didn't matter.

Then i started getting anxious and thinking that i *must* format them some how but i had no monitors or keyboards to do it so i went into this cyber cafe type of place with the intention of finding a floppy disk, bunging format.com and a few others on to do the job but i found all the computers were in use and no one was interesting in letting me format.

So i rushed off into this shopping centre and found a computer store, went in and asked at the counter if i could add the stuff i needed to the floppy disk to make it boot disk and so on, and the store clerk got his boss and i explained and he agreed and asked me to follow him.

At this point i went behind the counter with him and down these steps into what must be the stock room, around a corner and (this is where it gets werid!) and i was in this room with seating lined all along the walls, and there was loads of 'people' sitting around talking and Ozzy Osborne was there expect he looked odd and then i noticed everyone was demonic!

I shook his hand and sat down next to him with this other blue face looking demon guy next to me and they started to talk to one another. This other one starting talking to Ozzy about what was the point of lips (he had none) and what a useless part of anatomy.

This conversation went on between then and i just sat there wondering when i was going to format my floppy disk when they both turned to me and the blue one said with a devious look on his face 'you know why you are here dont yer boy?' and Ozzy piped in a lyric phase i forget, but it basically said 'we're gonna eat yer!' and i replied with something like 'you'd might make a good musician talking like that!' and he burst out laughing, then the blue starting laughing and so did i.

Then Ozzy reaches out for a glass of some thick purply liquid from a waitress, and says 'perhap you aint too half bad after all!' and hands it me, then he calls out and this music starts, and he gets up from the chair and roars at the top of his lungs & motions me to do the same so i do. Then the blue geezer does it and everyone gets in on it and we all start dancing while drink this stuff, and the party ensues!

This seems to go on forever till i turn around and see noones there - they've all disapeared into thin air it seems, so i rush around up the stairs wondering what time it is and realising that i still hadn't formatted my disk to find some women shutting up shop and it appears to be night outside, but she doesn't appear to see me and passes right through me as if i'm a ghost.

The dream ends there.

Thanks for reading it all!

Originally posted by Howetzer
Boy, that's a tuff one. So many wierd dreams. I would have to say this dream I had a long time ago where I was at a party and the girls vaginas were part of thier head. Don't ask me why. *don't think I have ever told anybody that one. so instead I post it for the entire forum to see. Owell you asked.

and this is why our dream journals are *private* and why we must never let other people or our family members read them

boy would my parents be freaked out...

anyway, I have a lot of dreams about my grandparents house, its weird... one I had a few nights ago a giant 40 foot orange stone giant was stepping its feet through the window trying to stomp on me... but I couldn't run fast.. lol

another time I was running from something and climbed up ontop of the elevator (it was like some kind of big industrial sized elevator you'd see in a sky scraper; they have an elevator, but a small personal one) and I got stuck up there :X

Good read lumpy!

That ending to that dream was intriguing.