Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Last night, I dreamt I was doing an experiment for Stephen LaBerge. I dreamt that I became lucid, but I really didn't. It was all very confusing .

In my first LD I flipped a light switch and discovered I was dreaming and I instantly woke up. The fact that there were teachers from school sitting on my bed teaching me about Lucid Dreaming didn't seem strange at all.
Yay for false awakenings...

just this morning...I know my cell phone was about to die and it was on its last bar. Well I use my cell phone as an alarm clock too so I look at my phone every night to turn it off when trying to WILD. So I had a dream(False Awakening, I know now) that I looked at my phone and all the bars were full like it was fully charged. I thought that was reality and didnt even realize it was a dream Now this morning when I woke up to my phone alarm and looked at all my bars were gone and only had one bar again like it should've been. I was like my bars were just full in the middle of the night!! that was a dream?! Darn I missed it!!

Im a Straight fella and i had a dream once that i was humping another guy!
Well...come to think of it, im glad i was not lucid.

I was trying to VILD back into a dream where I was someone who could fly (but as far as that first dream went, I didn't fly at all when it was in first person). I successfully kept the HIs going, and went back into a dream with the same characters. Except I was myself, trying to teach the first guy how to fly (ironically I had never flown at the point I had this dream too >.<) and I had practically forgotten that I was trying to get back into that dream in the first place.
My 'student' was still having trouble, so I randomly said "Besides, this is a dream, so you should be able to fly anyway."
I immediately woke up and wanted to hit myself -_-

I had a dream where I was in a ladies house with an invizible dog and all the toilets were sideways in the hallways and the water didn't pour out and when I cleaned them it never worked... and I still didn't think to RC!

One time in my dream I tried to make myself dream about islands (one of my dream signs) i dreamed i was on an island in a swamp so it wasnt what i expected and i remember saying to a friend.. "Hey, what if we were dreaming right now?"

I woke up hitting myself on the head in disbelief..

The other day I was lucid, but I couldn't do anything damn it! I kept waking up in bed wondering if I was still asleep (which I was).

Eeventually I woke up with a pitch dark figure ontop of me (it was carried from the first dream of an actual charector with real form...actually I don't remember ever really waking up in reality...hmm, wierd)

First I kept counting my fingers cause I had an extra fringer darting in and out of my hand (like i was one of the polydactile people). Anyway, I eventually grabbed somebody and said something to them...
when I did I wake up (FA i'm assuming, or I woke up to the hypno stuff) and I had this black figure sitting on top of me, he had a humanoid form but was like....invisable/darkness.

It's freaky cause I never woke up really X.X scary huh? =P

In a dream, I was about to be hanged in a western world, but before doing so, the sherif showed me an old gril with skewers of... big marshmallows. I eated them (they were good) but I didn't become lucid... What a stupid DS i had missed...

Last night i was on the side of a road quite near my house and i was holding my thumb in the air to stop cars and when they stopped i would ask them have they ever become aware that they were dreaming.

Really should have questioned reality.

last night my temperature gauge on my computer, which hasnt worked for about 3 years, suddenly came on and was even updated to the newer model. I was just like "sweet", and then I broke it again messing with the settings.

Most of mine are where I'm laying in my bed wondering when I'll fall asleep. Most of the time I'm not sure if I'm dreaming of laying in my bed and I don't want to move incase I'm not dreaming yet and I'm really close.

ANother one... This is complicated...
I dreamt that I napped and I got lucid during the nap then woke up and napped again and in my nap-dream in my dream-dream I got lucid again but then I woke up and did a hand RC. I had only three fingers but I thought it was cause I had sleeps in my eyes (!) and I did a nose one and wondered why I could still breathe. I was upset that I didn't do It right because I thought I was awake and I pinched tighter and up and down my nose and then woke up again. I was really awake and slapped myself for that one.

Okay, i have another, i'll desribe the contents of last nights dream and i'm sure you will wonder why i did not become lucid.

Okay, the first one. I was on a field playing football and me and a friend left the field and got on a plane next to the field and this plane was made out of bamboo for a start and it didn't even have a roof, its seats were laid out like at a stadium, open roof and everything! And why i did not see that i was dreaming i do not know.

I had another dream last night in which i was racing this guy i know across these uneven hills and gorge's, i was running fast and i looked behind me, i saw him far behind struggling and then when i turned around i was about to jump across this gap and he was in the gap and i said "wait, how did you get here when you were back there?" and this was the time for me to become lucid! But no, his reply was "i'm from an alternate reality in which i win the race" and i believed his wacky explanation.

I can be so dumb at times

Last night I dreamt about using small water bottles as percussion instruments. When I awoke, I explained to a brother of mine that I had that dream. I grabbed a few water bottles and demonstrated what I meant. I finally woke up to realise that both were dream segments.

Next time I talk about a dream I had, I need to do an RC. *does RC*

I had strong intentions to become lucid. One minute I was asleep on my bed in a position with my pillow between my legs. the next thing I knew I was lying in the same position at my art class table (in a dream)

after reading so much about LD's lately, I was sure from now on I would realize when things "weren't right"... boy was I wrong... Last night, I had a bizarre dream where literally everything was out of place and I picked up a book about lucid dreams... well, needless to say, I didnt do a RC and did not become lucid... in my dream, it was like everything was right when it really wansn't...

i explained what lucid dreaming was to a dream character.

I was in vietnam and at a camp for kids in a swamp with water paths for trails between the tall grass, i had a 3d dagger that looked like it was from a video game and there was tv's located in the tree trunks saying that when the lunch bell went off we cant be late...i didnt do an RC

Stephen LaBerge made an appearence in my room last night...asking me how to lucid dream...becoming very frustrated with his lack of abilities...

Originally Posted by bro

Stephen LaBerge made an appearence in my room last night...asking me how to lucid dream...becoming very frustrated with his lack of abilities...

Thats funny.

Originally Posted by HypnoPsychE

Im a Straight fella and i had a dream once that i was humping another guy!
Well...come to think of it, im glad i was not lucid.

lol, that's a very good point. ahahaha

I had a dream where I started talking to a friend about a movie called "Dream" which I pretended to know about it and didn't even think that maybe there wasn't a movie called "Dream" and in fact it was my own mind trying to give me clues.

DAMN

I was reading a book with changing text and messing with a light switch that didnt work in one dream the other night.


Ugh