I was talking to someone
I said
"I am having a Lucid Dream right now!!!"
The person said "Yeah you are!"
I said "No I am not bye I have to go kick the moon or else it will eat my mother because my mom beat its fish in a game of basket ball. But first I must eat you."
I then ate the person, and proceeded to do what I said.
I never became lucid in the dream.