Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

I passed off reality checking, because I'm 17, but entered a club that required you to be 21. There was a security guard, and everything, but it didn't phase me at all. Bad luck, I 'spose.

Last night I dreamed I was at some sort of summer camp with my brother. We were driving around on a bus and the counselor people were letting my brother drive the bus. He's 11. So I said to them, "Um, I really don't think you should be letting him drive. He's only 11 years old!" They said, "OK, you drive then." I'm 13.

There was a weird shaped ghost. I took this as normal, and walked off.

I was surfing the internet and I found a webpage offering lucid classes.

Another time in my dream, me and a freind were storming this industrial complex; (Weird, but if I became lucid because of my weird dreams I would be lucid every night and after capping a few dozen people with my assault rifle, I checked the clip and it was still full of bullets! But I decided that this gun must put new bullets in the cartriges and put them back into the clip after you fire them, so I didn't become lucid.

I seem to have alot of dreams where I just keep ignoring all the signs around me that SHOULD make me realize i'm dreaming. Oh well, I guess I shouldn't beat myself up over it too much since I've just begun the whole process of mastering lucidity


Anyway. The most annoying dream would be the one where I was being tortured.. I was put through all kinds of weird stuff. Like being strapped to a bench and having a huge plank with needles lowered down on me.

Throughout this whole dream I wasn't afraid at all. I felt pain from the torture, but I kept telling myself "Meh, this is obviously a dream. Sure, it stings a bit, but it won't hurt me"... I mean seriously. I could've ended it RIGHT there. But I went along for the ride anyway



EDIT: Actually now that I think of it, I DIDN'T feel pain. I only felt a sort of pressure, from the needles and stuff as they poked at me. I guess that's what made me think it was a dream.

I once had a dream in which a human-sized squirrel was shopping in the supermarket. "She" and I ended up getting into an argument at the checkout lane. The only part of the incident that I thought was odd was how mad she was getting at me...

I had a dream that I woke up and my friend from school was standing beside my bed with a lunch tray, and the next second I was standing beside him with a tray saying "I'm sorry we don't have as many seats as the cafe"