Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Oh jeez, like, EVERY dream I've ever had?

Just a few days ago I had a dream that I failed ALL my finals and then proceeded to get drunk and stoned because I was so upset. Then I kidnapped all of my friends and drove around in a bus that had two seats and crashed it. We died, but don't worry, I rewound time.

Then I was a forty year old man trying to escape the sewers with my pregnant wife by building a boat from old planks of wood. Big waves of sludge were crashing down on us and I remember seeing my wrinkled and weathered face reflected in the dirty water and feeling overwhelmingly depressed.

And finally, I turned into a balloon animal that was being hunted down by poachers. They caught me in one of those bouncy blow-up playhouses that little kids have at their birthday parties. I lived there. It was nice.

Then I woke up, and though, "WHAT THE HECK?? HOW DID I NOT GET THAT I WAS DREAMING??"

Originally Posted by blurryxxangel

Just a few days ago I had a dream that I failed ALL my finals and then proceeded to get drunk and stoned because I was so upset. Then I kidnapped all of my friends and drove around in a bus that had two seats and crashed it. We died, but don't worry, I rewound time.

You win, hands down