Thread: Whats your weirdest dream ever?

Woah, old topic.

My weirdest dream to date is probably one of my oldest dreams ever. I was about 4 or 5, and I remember this giant turd. It was tangled up in some kind of leash and was chasing me down the hall. Fortunately, the other end of the leash was caught on something, so it couldn't get any closer to me. It just kinda hovered there, pulling at the leash in vain.

Ok to me this was pretty strange but anyhoo, it is the only strange thing I can think of that I have dreamed. One night I dreamed that I was in a church with my love who happened to be a vampire, but a good vampire, anyways we were attending a service for his friend, an evil vampire that he had killed. *Note my dream took place back in Victorian times, so imagine a very gothic style church and clothing* the church pews were full of people and my family was there. The evil, dead vampire in the coffin came back to life, and to get even with my love, he was going to kill me. My love shoved me away so I was not sitting near him. Well he did not know which one of the girls in the church I was so he pointed at my sister and was going to kill her. He took her to the front of the church and was making threats with a dagger. When I looked around me for some kind of help or weapon I found that I was sitting in-between a dog and a unicorn. I then stood up and walked to the front of the church and told the evil vampire who I was and my sister got to go free. He then gave me the choice of being bitten by him or my love. Of course I choose my love, then when he bit my neck I woke up.

My wierdest would have to be going to sleep next morning going to work then at lunch went at sat down and suddenly woke up from what i though was real was just a dream of me going to work for half a day and it was 3am and it felt like it was all real and nothing strange it anoyed me i had to go through another half a day of work again

lots of mutan hot dog with a gay smile was dancin in front of me dat was freaky and i woke up cryin

This one..................



I dont remember what happened initially, but all of a sudden I was running down flights of stairs in a shoddy old basement. lots of wooden beams everywhere and white stone walls. I had a gun with me for some reason.

The police were after me for some reason. I knew that if they caught me they would kill me so i kept running down the stairs, maybe 8 flights. I could hear them on my tail, shouting that i was surrounded. I knew i was innocent of whatever i was being accused of, but i knew my efforts in saying this were futile.

So I got to the bottom of the building and busted outside. It was pretty cold, and i was wearing a t-shirt. I was in a small area, enclosed by wire fence about 8 feet high, with barbed wire on the top. There was a green dumpster in the corner. The cops pulled up and jumped out, telling em to freeze. I knew they could not take me alive. I put the gun to the top of my head and pulled the trigger. I had thoughts about my mother as my last living thoughts. I was scared. I felt the bullet slowly go through my brain. Then I died.

Then nothing...

Then I felt my body, my nerves my senses. I felt I was on cold asphalt. I was still scared. Am I Alive? Is this the Afterlife? Heaven? Hell? I was very frightenened to do so, but i opened my eyes.

It was dawn. The sun was rising and there was a cold fog. I was indeed lying on cold asphalt. There was nothing around because i could not see through the fog. I got up and noticed some lady of authority writing a parking ticket on a small blue car. I walked over to her and asked her what this place was. She ignored me and said something i cant remember. I asked her if she was God. Again she said something else. I determined that she wasnt god.

(ok this gets weird/funny now)

There was this penguin waddling towards me, he kept trying to bite me, pecking at me. I successfully dodged his blows, and then the lady said, go ahead and give him a little kick, hell probably stop.

Then i woke up

every1 thinks they have "weird" dreams. thats because its usally about a person or animal u know doing something they dont usally do. so they consider that weird. but its a dream ALOT more can happen then just some1s pet lizard tapdancing or something. there is weird funny and weird scary this post is mainly weird funny so i have nothing more to say. "Thats all i have to say about that"

Originally posted by justme
every1 thinks they have \"weird\" dreams. thats because its usally about a person or animal u know doing something they dont usally do. so they consider that weird. but its a dream ALOT more can happen then just some1s pet lizard tapdancing or something. there is weird funny and weird scary this post is mainly weird funny so i have nothing more to say. \"Thats all i have to say about that\"

Ok, weird scary: how about the one where I got raped by a shark.

Does that count?

My weirdest one would be where I was once visiting my 'Dream Labratory' where all dreams were created. And I actually don't even believe this was a lucid dream. It might of been, but I don't recall thinking HEY .. I'm dreaming anywhere in it. There was a man that ran this labratory, and he monitored us all as we slept and he was showing me my dreams after I'd woken up.

I stood there beside him as he showed me my dreams on this sort of movie tv screen thing. My dreams were in a 3D format, flashes of bright colours and words which flew by, showing the direction of my thoughts as I'd slept.

One scene showed me fighting another woman with long dark hair and she was attacking me with long blades, striking the blades into the ground as she approached.

The next scene which he showed me, even though I was already watching it, he told me to look closely. As if he was wanting my reaction. I looked and couldn't see myself in the scene at all. He told me that in that particular dream, I'd hidden myself from the actual dream, so that I wasn't in it at all. There were three people in a room of some sorts and than I looked to the guide again wondering
why I wasn't in my dream and he just sort of smiled and told me that it was very clever of me to do that. (was as if I'd learnt a secret and he was impressed.)

There was lots more to this dream, and it all came from just a 30 minute nap.

I got another one!!

Okay, it's the night before easter and the Easter bunny comes up to me and my friend (one of my DC friends, not a real one) and begs us to go out and deliver the baskets for him because there are these vampires outside who want to kill him.
So we go through a few houses hiding the baskets and stuff then the vampires come after us and we decide to take them down. So we pull out swords and just start cutting through them.
Then the vampires end up dead, so we go inside my house (which i now remember the rotting mini chunks of vampire are out on the front lawn with the flowers and easer decorations) and we hide the baskets. Then we get some easter eggs from the firdge and eat our easter eggs out on the front porch. (Why the rotting chunks of vampire didn't bother me, i'm never going to figure out)