Quote Originally Posted by Jamoca View Post
Oh man...

There is this clock in a classroom at my school that is completely screwed up. It's an analog clock. It stops for about a minute exactly at each hour, then suddenly the hands move incredibely fast an an hour passes by in a minute.

I was sitting in class and I looked at the clock and decided to do a reality check. I looked away and looked back, and the clock was spinning forwards.

So I jumped up, spun around to stabilize myself, and announced, "Yeah, I'm dreaming! I'm lucid! Alright!" Everyone was staring me, but I said, "You all aren't real! You are a a manifestation of my subconscious."

Then I looked at my hand, and I had five fingers. I did an nose RC and I could breathe. Then I asked if the clock was broken, and found it was.

Damn, that was embarrassing.
rofl, i bet they thought you where insane
im surprised they didn't send you to the nurse's office to get checked out