I'm still laughing... Let me tell you

I was walking outside, then I looked at our garage and saw someone entering our car. I ran inside and told my mom: "They stole our car!" and I saw our car going down the street from the window.Then I realised that wasn't our car, so the thief was there. I grabbed a pickaxe(don't ask me how i got that), opened the car door and started hitting that damn thief in the face with all my strenght(I have some kind of killer instinct for criminals). When I stopped, I realise he was my friend(I have a criminal friend in the neighborhood). I asked wtf he was doing here, and he said his friends challenged him to get our screen. We started talking, and i finally convinced him to leave(i think he was under effect of drugs, but he looks stoned even when he's not drugged). When I got him to leave and went inside, i told my mom: "Don't worry, it was just a dream." My mom replied "A dream?" And I started telling her: "Yeah, 1st sign: My friend was stealing from us. I don't think he'd ever do that. 2nd sign: We don't have some kind of screen in our car. 3rd sign: even though I hit him several times with a pickaxe in the face, he wasn't bleeding or blind."

Then my dream continued as usual. I just woke up and felt like I had to tell you all.