Thread: How to get rid of Evil Beings!

I haven't tested this yet but I think it will work and I'll tell you why later.

Many people have been whining about evil beings in their dreams and these being have an annoying advantage... To be immortal.

Why are your evil enemies able to go back to life and continue to chase you and keep you from doing anything fun? My own theory is "fright". You are scared that the evil being might still be alife. Just thinking about the possibility that he might still be alive with such a strong emotion gives them the power to be alive again.

What? You are not able to not be afraid and just forget everything about them? Well, I have my own little solution if no one has ever said anything about it... There it is

Just eat them!

You can eat anything in your dream so if you eat the evil being, it won't be afront of your eyes anymore. Conclusion: No worries of it being still alive, its not there anymore...

If you have this problem try it and tell me if it worked, I want to know.

Couldnt the villain just like.......y'know........rip the hell outa there

No 'cause you eat bite per bite that way, he's not gonna be a whole anymore but just chunks of something and then the acid in your stomach will destroy these chunks so don't worry. The only problem would be if you ate the person in a big bite, than maybe he could rip you open so take bites pleaze..

What I do when unwanted spirits, who feel bad to me, is send lots of white light towards them. I've actually fought off a few spirits this way and it worked.

I just give them a hug or ignore them. Eating them sounds like more fun.

Wait. I just remembered my dream from the other night. I hope that wasn't you mistaking me for an Evil Being:

Originally Posted by Robot_Butler

...I lie still, and feel a wave of vibration take me again. Repeating the hallucination from earlier, I feel my girlfriend cuddle up to me from behind. She starts kissing my neck, and tickling my side. I know this is a hallucination, so I try to ignore it. Her kissing becomes painful, as she sucks hard on my neck. Her tickling turns to pinching, as she starts digging her fingers painfully into my side. I know this is not my girlfriend. A monster is in my bed. She starts to bite and chew on my neck and shoulder, tearing into my skin. I feel her ripping chunks away from my bloody neck, as she sucks my life energy from my veins. I open my eyes, and see a terrible monster atop me. Its hideous face fills my vision, all teeth, fangs, and gore. Calm. Stay calm...

It would have to have an equal chance of working as anything else, depending on your confidence. It sounds a lot more fun though, except that if something is evil or horrible looking, you're probably going to expect it to taste horrible.

hahahah

I like this idea.
I normally have problems with evil spirits like this.

I'm gonna try it.
Thanks man!

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I turn them into puppies.