Prison for Lucid Dreamers

[Xegar]

I tell you how i got there. I was having a stupid dream about killing a monster with weapons. It was in my former school. Long story short, i got out to the front of the building and the monster turned into a human, trying to blackmail me, then i did the nose RC and immediately after realizing i'm in a dream, i started doing stabilizing. I rubbed my hands together and said "More lucidity now!" (even though my language isn't english). This was the first time i tried this and the dream got so clear that it was better than reality. The guy was still talking to me and i said "FU i'm outta here". So i started to run very fast on the sidewalk. I swear i felt the wind on my skin. For some reason i met Jessica Alba and ofc i wanted to kiss her, she didn't stop, so i told her "stop!", didn't work so i said "you stop now.", it worked so i kissed her. Here i made a big mistake: closed my eyes. I still felt her lips and i had an org*sm for some reason, then i woke up in my room: Bart Simpson was my brother (i don't even watch The Simpsons..). I knew i was dreaming, but RCs didn't work. I closed my nose with my fingers and just a bit of air came through. I pinched my arm and sort of felt the pain. I tried to push my finger through my hand but couldn't (never tried that before). The door was blocked, i couldn't get out. I pushed my finger against the window glass and it was solid. I saw sunlight and i knew it was dark some seconds ago. So i was trapped in there for a minute or two and wasn't really sure if i'm dreaming or not. I think the DC was put in there just so i won't get paranoid. No RCs worked that i could think about then. It was like if i was in the prison of the dream world for having an LD. I know it sounds stupid, but did this ever happen to somebody else? edit: I woke up after that. I think my brain wanted to trick me so i won't have another LD.