Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

Originally posted by Seeker


Sorry I wandered in here!

LOL that's ok dude, they're not private entries.

Hehe, "private".

Ok bye.

Dreamt about being in college again. Kinda hazy on the details now because I waited so long. SERIOUSLY need to get a journal by my bed again instead of waiting until after I've posted in Senseless Banter for 10 minutes before posting here.

Anyway, then I had ANOTHER sex dream with CT. This time, we were in some weird hotel on a tropical island or something. Was really old and really exotic. We were having sex on the bed, then he was like "Let's do it on the floor." So I was like "ok" but I remember really really NOT wanting to stop at that moment just to get on the floor. But I did. Then by the time we got on the floor, he lost his erection. And I was like "god DAMNIT!!" So I said "Back on the bed!" And we resumed there without any trouble.

How odd, I don't have anything against sex on the floor. Wonder what that symbolized? Meh I don't care. So long as they're not derranged and twisted.

well we did have sex on the floor that one time cause the bed was too squeeky! Um. Maybe I did something wrong that time?

Originally posted by CT
well we did have sex on the floor that one time cause the bed was too squeeky! *Um. Maybe I did something wrong that time?

lol COURSE not sweety!

Ok 3 interesting dreams, 1 of them sexual (which was a bit twisted again )

I dreamt that CT IMed me, complaining that I wasn't "as available/sweet/lovey-dovey" as I used to be" or some junk like that. Then suddenly he was actually here in my house, and we were having an arguement in the kitchen. I was peeling a giant boiled potato and getting ready to slice it into a sort of mushy "pomme frites" shape, when CT stormed beside me, took all my knives, and proceeded to hide them or something in the dining room. All the while making the same complaint. I got SO incredibly pissed off and screamed "I TOLD you the way I was, blah blah blah, I can behave how the fuck ever I want, blah blah. Deal with it or get the fuck out!" It was horrible. Anyway, I got one of the knives back, but it was all messed up and bits were peeling off. That's all I remember with that one.

Then I dreamt that my cat Sofie was in MAJOR heat, and I let this male cat in the room to screw her. The male cat was a young version of Kramer, a cat that my mom killed irl. Anyway, I watched them get it on. Then afterward I checked them for injuries, and swabbed the injuries with H2O2. Kramer had only a few scratches. But Sofie (now looking more like Mona, my cat that I had for 17 years but died a while back) had skin literally peeling away from her body. So she got a good swabbing. Anyway, the REALLY twisted part of it all was the fact that I purposely wanted to watch them screw so I could get off.

Last dream was cool. I was eating bbq chicken with some old work buddies at La Hacienda (crazy Tex-Mex restaurant in Dallas that has stuffed dead animals all over the place), and another group was coming to join us. And Kaniaz was in that group. So I remember being all excited to meet Kaniaz. When he showed up, he was like, 4 feet tall and looked about 10 years old. And so damn adorable! He ran up to me and gave me this big old hug screaming "Lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!" And I picked him up as if he were a little child. Very warm snuggly moment. (Sorry Kani )

Ok that's all.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
with some old work buddies at La Hacienda (crazy Tex-Mex restaurant in Dallas that has stuffed dead animals all over the place), and another group was coming to join us. And Kaniaz was in that group. So I remember being all excited to meet Kaniaz. When he showed up, he was like, 4 feet tall and looked about 10 years old. And so damn adorable! He ran up to me and gave me this big old hug screaming \"Lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!\" And I picked him up as if he were a little child. Very warm snuggly moment. (Sorry Kani * * )

Ok that's all.

heh, i just spilt coke all over me laughing at that.

Hahahaah @ That!!! That is classic
I remember dreaming of a work colleague called 'Big Joe' - and he was the size of a giant
Dreams can be so damn amusing...

Had a few dreams, but I waited too long to post them so now I only remember one:

I got to meet Lome, who just happened to be driving around Dallas one day. I saw him in his car at a stop light. He was this 40 year old dude with a blonde mullet. Don't know why it is that my subconscious likes to make my DV friends look like complete idiots. Oh well.

That's all I remember.

NO disgusting perverted dreams last night WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean darn.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
I got to meet Lome, who just happened to be driving around Dallas one day. I saw him in his car at a stop light. He was this 40 year old dude with a blonde mullet. Don't know why it is that my subconscious likes to make my DV friends look like complete idiots. Oh well.

Yay!

40 years old with a mullet eh? That must have been a sight to behold.

That happens to me too. The last DV member I had in my dreams was Paperdoll. She had dark blue skin and bright red hair. She lived in this little room on the top floor of some builing in an old english street.


And WHAT THE HELL is that thing in your sig!?!

Last time I saw Paperdoll in my dreams, she was in a tickle fight on the floor giggling going "oh! stop it you guys! hehehe". So, uh, yeah. Whenever I see DV people they appear retarded too.

Aww... I wish I could meet DV people in my dreams, but all I see of them is them posting retarded things.

NO disgusting perverted dreams last night WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean darn.[/b]

Awww, but I need my daily perverted fix.

Crap, I forgot all my dreams. Stressful night though. Had an arguement last night, and then some INCREDIBLY loud car woke me up at like 4 am and took me forever to fall back to sleep. I know I had dreams because I remembered them at that time. Just forgot them this morning. I WILL GET MY PINK FUZZY NOTEBOOK AND PUT IT NEXT TO MY BED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I'll just add MY paperdoll dream from like 6 months ago: I met her and we were going to go shopping at the mall together. She had blone hair kinda like Scarlet Johannsen in "Lost in Translation", and she was wearing one of those annoying little pink t-shirts with rhinestones on it. That's all I remember.

[edit]WOOHOO I was just reading one of Ame's posts and I remembered a dream:

I was in high school band again. I was sitting next to Robyn as usual, and can't remember what we were talking about. Then after band, we had to stack the chairs and stands. I was helping the band director with a huge stack of them, then we both fell on the floor. Then it got kinkaaay...no I'm just playing. I wish it had, he was kinda hot. Anyway, that's all I remember right now. Maybe more later.[/edit]

Originally posted by Lomebririon
And WHAT THE HELL is that thing in your sig!?!

That's a cloning gone wrong. Seeker gave it to me, I'm so happy.

Anyway, my next sig is going to be me dressing up like the chic in your sig. I think it would make a great birthday present, if I knew when your birthday was. Oh stuuuuuuuupid, I remember it was Oct 21 right? Dang that's a long time away. Ok I'll make the picture for St. Patrick's Day then. Har.

Remembered like 4 dreams.

I was house-sitting for these folks, and I remember they had a pet fruitfly that I had to take care of and feed everyday. It lived in this little hamster cage. I remember it being VERY crucial that I take excellent care of this fruitfly. I can't remember what it ate (fruit I guess ), but I had to hand feed the little fucker. Was spoiled rotten it was. I was also supposed to let their answering machine take all the calls, but one time the phone rang and I went all spastic and punched some random button on the answering machine, deleting 1/2 of the messages on it. The guy was sooooooooooo pissed at me when they got back.

Then I remember being in some room with CT and there was this GIGANTIC killer wasp flying around. I screamed "CT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!" and I hid my eyes. He took care of it though.

Then I tried and failed at robbing a bank (forgot most details.......YES ok I forgot my pink fuzzy ).

Finally, I remember a friend of mine taking me to a gay bar. All the guys there were like 40 on up. So I walked around the bar, and noticed my FATHER sitting next to some guy, having a few beers. I almost peed.

Then I woke up I guess.

your sig rocks blue i want that think in real life. hey you havent had any perv dreams latley thats depressing

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Anyway, my next sig is going to be me dressing up like the chic in your sig. I think it would make a great birthday present, if I knew when your birthday was. Oh stuuuuuuuupid, I remember it was Oct 21 right? Dang that's a long time away. Ok I'll make the picture for St. Patrick's Day then. Har.

Well, it's actually on october 22nd, but it's october 21st in the US when it's october 22nd in Australia.

So, uh, yeah. Whenever I see DV people they appear retarded too.[/b]

I guess I will know I *truly* belong to this forum when you guys start dreaming about me. Hehe. I want to be a big pink dragon in someone's dream.

*sigh* There seems to be no room in anyones dreams for old Guardian'... I guess I'm the only one who can dish it.... (ask greywolf and je33 what they think dish is ;D )

Don't remember my dreams today.

Couldn't sleep last night, too cold.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cold.

no thoughts about me to keep you warm?

poor thing

Originally posted by CT
no thoughts about me to keep you warm?

poor thing

Remembered a couple last night.

Remember flying in a plane with Chris somewhere. When we got off the plane, I headed for baggage claim, and some random lady was holding Chris for me, while he proceeded to throw-up all over the place. I remember it quite vividly: was chunky and pink, from drinking power-ade. Then we had trouble finding which bags were ours. I accidentally dumped over someone's bag and about a million buttons fell out of it. This dream loosely resembled some of the stresses and madness I endured on my trip to Arizona earlier this month.

Anyway, in the next dream I was wandering arounde a mall late at night. I ran into this guy (who really really REALLY reminded me of someone, can't remember who though he was young, like 19 or 20, that's all I really remember.) We ended up going back to his place and having sex. It was normal sex, sorry folks .

Uh, seems like there was another dream, can't remember at the moment.

Originally posted by Lomebririon

HAHA cute Lome. You draw him?

ps. I'm gonna record that damn song already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit]Ooooo I remembered 2 more dreams.

I dreamt that I was back in that mariachi band, but this time they needed a 2nd trumpet player. So Nikki was all, "Lisa! You used to play french horn! YOU could play trumpet." So there I was trying to sight read this trumpet, but my lips wouldn't phonate properly on the mouthpiece. I just kept making these airy sounds that sounded all crap.

Then I remember I was living in NY again. And I was going all over Manhattan, looking for a store that sold this special juice. All I knew was that there was a store on Lexington Avenue that had it. But I kept getting lost in the subway system and couldn't find the street. Which is retarded because I know perfectly well that it's on the north side of Central Park. (Afterthought: Hey, there was a huge fire in the subway at Lexington Ave. when I was living there, about 1 1/2 years ago. I just remembered that. It sucked because it fucked up the subways all the way to south of Queens where I lived. Took me more than 2 hours to get into the city.)
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can we have details on the latter dream

God grey....You can SOOO not dish.....

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

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HAHA cute Lome. You draw him?[/b]

Sadly no. I was going to draw one like this, but the expression on his face is pure gold.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
ps. I'm gonna record that damn song already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take your time.