last night was one of those nights where my subconscious was either trying extremely hard to make me lucid, or laughing while it waived the fact that I couldn't get lucid in my face. First I walked into my bathroom to take a shower and everything looks different and it occurs to me that I have probably never actually taken a shower in my bathroom before which is insane since I have lived in my house for 10 years. Then I undressed and when I turned around my shower was completely different it changed from black tile to pink tile and of course my thought was "this is odd".
Then one of my dreams signs tends to be broken things, especially my phone. And last night I took my phone out of my pocket and there was a little smudge on it and as I clean that that's much turned into a giant blob of slime and the more I cleaned it the more my phone was covered and finally my entire phone was coated with, and even filled with some sort of custard. Even behind the screen you could see custard.
Finally, in my bedroom there were arms coming out of the floor. My wife had had them installed. all over the place. I asked why she didn't get any legs installed. She told me I was being silly. You can't install legs in a floor.