I never remember my dreams, and last night I had this crazy dream that inspired me to improve my dream recall. I Googled "how to dream," and here I am.


Here's my crazy dream, as posted on another message board.


Last night brought me the first lengthy dream I had in a long, long time. It began with me waking up and already knowing the events that would unfold that day, namely that my ex-best friends father would die of a heart attack unless I did something to stop it. I was at his house, trying to warn him that he was in danger of getting a heart attack, but he didn't listen to me. He was being a tough guy, like he was impervious to death. He donned many large animal suits and flopped and wiggled around on the ground in them, despite my warnings that he would get a heart attack doing such things on such a hot day. Over the course of the dream, he became hideously fat, and his body would occasionally give out. He'd fall to the ground, with his gigantic unsightly man tits jiggling thereafter, leading me to believe he was dead. However, he didn't seem to die. My numerous warnings eventually annoyed him, and he began to chase me around the house. I climbed out of one window and into another to try and get away from him, and I ended up in a room filled with evidence that revealed to me that he was in the mafia! I rushed out of the house, and before I knew it, his henchmen were climbing over the fences to kill me. I ran to the outside basement door of the house where a tribe of demon children came to my aid and blew the henchmen away with their machine guns. I made it into the basement and traveled miles down into the depths of a tomb where I learned to breathe underwater, among other things. With my newfound powers, I took an elevator up to an office building and struck back at the henchmen, battling them with my swords. However, at some point in my dream, everything I was doing became a video game, and I critiqued it on the fact that there was a child playing with a cat who paid no attention to the brutal violence going on around them.