Thread: I'm going to be on television!

Thats cool man, dont look to far ahead though or get to excited or you might mess it up or be disapointed!

I hope it works out and you get on TV! living in England i will be able to watch it (we produce some classic TV)

Keep us updated on the process and hope you get your free stuff for the programme

ive seen that progrm (or another like it) before.

Of course, you're going to mention lucid dreams....right?



should be funny

You have to mention lucid dreams and plug dreamviews in some way (lol) hahahahahah that would be so cool!

Haha. This is funny. I got an offer to be on a reality TV show. It takes place in Aruba, is filmed over the summer on weekends, pays 7500$, stay at all the best resorts and yachts, clubs, etc. Sounds awesome right? So what's the catch

Next I find out, all the contestants have to be BI. (bi-sexual) and they are only girls. The show will only air in Australia and Germany. So I'm like, hmm, maybe I could pretend to be BI and go to Aruba and have fun anyway and get 7500$. I mean it wouldn't KILL me to kiss a few girls. Another catch.

The producer wanted me to come to a studio to "meet" another girl who is already cast to be on the show. They would be acting out some scenes and he just wanted to see if I would "feel comfortable" doing some of that stuff on TV, and if I would go all the way with a girl on camera.

UM. RED ALERT. Sounds like some nasty porno to me rather than a reality show!!! I said screw that. Oh well, maybe I'll make it onto the Bachelorette or something one of these days hehe.

Good luck with the show!! And remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

Originally posted by lucidnina
Haha. This is funny. I got an offer to be on a reality TV show. It takes place in Aruba, is filmed over the summer on weekends, pays 7500$, stay at all the best resorts and yachts, clubs, etc. Sounds awesome right? So what's the catch

Next I find out, all the contestants have to be BI. (bi-sexual) and they are only girls. The show will only air in Australia and Germany. So I'm like, hmm, maybe I could pretend to be BI and go to Aruba and have fun anyway and get 7500$. I mean it wouldn't KILL me to kiss a few girls. Another catch.

The producer wanted me to come to a studio to \"meet\" another girl who is already cast to be on the show. They would be acting out some scenes and he just wanted to see if I would \"feel comfortable\" doing some of that stuff on TV, and if I would go all the way with a girl on camera.

UM. RED ALERT. Sounds like some nasty porno to me rather than a reality show!!! I said screw that. Oh well, maybe I'll make it onto the Bachelorette or something one of these days hehe.

Good luck with the show!! And remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

I'd watch that ........

That's neat-o. I hope it goes well.

I'd watch for you but I don't think I'll get that channel.

The only important time I was on T.V. was to talk about a school gun shooting that didn't happen. That sounds like a better show than any of the Idols out there. I wish I could see it, but alas I live in America.

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Haha. This is funny. I got an offer to be on a reality TV show. It takes place in Aruba, is filmed over the summer on weekends, pays 7500$, stay at all the best resorts and yachts, clubs, etc. Sounds awesome right? So what's the catch

Next I find out, all the contestants have to be BI. (bi-sexual) and they are only girls. The show will only air in Australia and Germany. So I'm like, hmm, maybe I could pretend to be BI and go to Aruba and have fun anyway and get 7500$. I mean it wouldn't KILL me to kiss a few girls. Another catch.

The producer wanted me to come to a studio to \"meet\" another girl who is already cast to be on the show. They would be acting out some scenes and he just wanted to see if I would \"feel comfortable\" doing some of that stuff on TV, and if I would go all the way with a girl on camera.

UM. RED ALERT. Sounds like some nasty porno to me rather than a reality show!!! I said screw that. Oh well, maybe I'll make it onto the Bachelorette or something one of these days hehe.

Good luck with the show!! And remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

I'd watch that ........ [/b]

I would have not choice BUT to watch that

Originally posted by Danski
The program is called Britain's Worst Teenager and will be shown on Channel 5. I'm going to be the teenager that spends too much time playing games instead of spending quality time with the family.

A group of teenagers are going to be put to the test to decide who is Britain's Worst Teenager. Each teenager has a different fault, mine being addicted to games. The only other teenager I know of is a girl who spends all her parents money on clothes.

I got a call today from one of the producers telling me a load of the facts and everything and he's going to ring again tomorrow to confirm that I want to take part. And believe me, I'm not going to pass up this oppurtunity.

I expect the program to last an hour when it airs on tv. I don't know if it will be a series or a one off and I don't know when filming begins but what I do know is listed below:

The camera crew and presenter will come down to each teenagers house individually for a day of filming them at home, doing what they love and finding out about them and their family. After that they will take me and my family to London for 3 days with free accomodation. Over these 3 days the teenagers will be set tasks which they have to carry out.

After the 3 days a panel of celebs will judge which teenager has improved the most and the winner gets to choose a prize. Now the guy on the phone told me I could win a holiday, but I hate holidays, so he said \"You could also pick whatever you want, for example a sh*t load of vouchers for money off stuff.\"

I can't wait. I'm so excited about the whole thing.

But to keep this thread from being just about me, I have a question to ask you guys and gals.

Have you ever been on tele? The news, a documentary? The background of a film? What was it like? Did you meet anyone famous?

P.S. I am expecting the panel of judges to consist of crappy celebs such as that Quentin that does all the Channel 5 things these days.

if its a call-in thing ill vote for you to be the worst teenager outhere

Originally posted by Danski
fault mine being addicted to games.

Fault? Games? Fuck them. That's what games are there for.

Anyway, television shows. I've always figured that if somehow I was given a chance to be in a reality show, I'd go on it then go against all the rules and generally kick up a stink. I mean that makes good TV doesn't it, and instead of going there and winning the prize and getting lost so nobody in England ever remembers you again, you should just make a right ass of yourself. Apart from being good TV, people will remember you as the kid that did that funny thing involving the director, a cat and a beetroot...and it was all caught on camera! Yay! What I'm trying to say is MILK IT FOR WHAT IT IS WORTH. Not every day you get to go on TV (although you can watch it every day if you want).

And if you can, get silicon breast implants. That is the key to being a celebrity today. Extra points if you get the operation also filmed on camera (and since you're a guy it's sure to spark some great controvesy from the press, so you get even more money. And that's when you burn all..presses so you get even more money!)

Trust me on this one. Breast implants man. Chant with me! Breeeeeeast implants. Burnt presses. Breeeeeast. Breeeeeeeeeasssssssst. Breeeeeeeast. Burnt, burnt breeeeeeast.

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*runs*

Kaniaz, that's a side of you I've never seen before.... Put it away.

Anyway, that's awesome that you're going to be on TV I'm just an average... Jane and so have never been on TV. I've had my picture in the paper but only with groups and for graduation. Oh well. Someday, though, when you least expect it, when you are watching a harmless few minutes of CSPAN, THERE I'LL BE! HA! I'm probably one of the only ppl in the world who aspires to be a translator for CSPAN.

-Amé

A Star wrote:

Oh well. Someday, though, when you least expect it, when you are watching a harmless few minutes of CSPAN, THERE I'LL BE! HA! I'm probably one of the only ppl in the world who aspires to be a translator for CSPAN. [/b]

Well I hope you do!...I'll be sure too see you, being I'm a news Junkie and CSPAN being my one of my prime forms entertainment.