America the Burning

[Yume]

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/sound/ameri...atheburning.mp3 This is the saddest thing I have heard all day. I really hope that these people for their own sake don't actually live in America. It is pretty funny though. It shows that some people will go as far as writing hit singles on why they think America is a bad country.

[Kaniaz]

Yeah. It's "like, your country is bigger than ours, so we're going to make up some reasons as to why you're bad". Example: you could bomb us into oblivion. They get a big "F" in the originality department. But that's okay - because our kings throw people out windows. And you don't even have kings. So if you give England any shit, I'll set the king on you and he'll throw you all out a window. HA!

[Fetish]

when did england get a king ?

[Kaniaz]

Haven't got one right now, but the second the old witch (your majesty) kicks the bucket we'll probably get one. Either way, they throw people out of windows. How insanely cool is that.

[Xisdence]

but in some countries you wouldn't be throwing them out of windows, more like tents, or huts

[Peregrinus]

Monarchical defenestration is the British claim to fame? I guess it's got style points... Around here, the leaders don't bother with such personal problem-solving "strategeries." They go for a more, "We'll crush your country and your economy with our armada of H2's driven by an army of sexually represed soccer moms" plan.

[Alric]

They never gave a reason though. They just said America sucks. All they show is that they are worse than everyone. Who cares what they think though? No reason to argue with a moron.

[Yume]

Originally posted by Kaniaz Haven't got one right now, but the second the old witch (your majesty) kicks the bucket we'll probably get one. Either way, they throw people out of windows. How insanely cool is that. At least we can get you now while your still weak looking for a new successor. We will send our nuclear weapons! Not really, but I think it would be funny to see a king throw George Bush out a White House window. I actually did an impromptu in debate about England. I was given three subjects Finding Nemo, George Washington, and England. I then did a 4 minute speech thought out in two minutes on why America, France, and Spain should destroy England. I got a perfect score for being creative.

[nina]

Originally posted by Xisdence but in some countries you wouldn't be throwing them out of windows, more like tents, or huts OMG BEN!!!!!!!!!! Where the flippin fuck have you been!!!! Good to see you again.

[Kaniaz]

ha! didn't even have to try and i set off the automatic patrioism mechanism present in every human being. and wb xisdence

[Rakkantekimusouka]

America is the only country with that kind of paradox: the freedom to totally bash the country that gives people like that the kind of freedom to do that. Somehow, it works though. I suck at math and quantum...stuff...so I can't really explain it fully. You do that kind of shit in England and King Charles the WhatNumberisitAgainNow will throw you out of the highest palace window on your ass.

[Xisdence]

freedom is so hard to explain, there ill stop here....

[Merck]

I think I'm addicted to freedom now.

[Yume]

Really freedom is gained by force. Just tell your enemy you won't be their bitch anymore and it's all good.

[CT]

yume you're my bitch

[Yume]

Originally posted by CT yume you're my bitch Dammit CT I just about wet myself.. You're going to have to try harder than that.

[CT]

Originally posted by Yume Dammit CT I just about wet myself.. You're going to have to try harder than that. its all good

[Yume]

Originally posted by CT its all good Ok then. If you say so.[size=1]bitch