Originally posted by Blackadder
Vincent: And now, finally, a word with the man who is at the centre of this bi-election mystery: the voter himself. And his name is Mr. E. Blackadder. Mr. Blackadder, *you* are the only voter in this rotten borough...?

Blackadder: Yes, that's right.

Vincent: How long have you lived in this constituency?

Blackadder: Since Wednesday morning. I took over the previous electorate when he, very sadly, accidently brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.