So just now I was talking to my girlfriend.
ME: "I want to sizzle right now, I'm not going to class tomorrow."
HER: "what does that mean?"
ME: "I'm sizzling that's what."
HER: "WHAT IS SIZZLING."
ME: "i'm on the grill right now babe, i'm sizzling,"
HER: "That doesn't make any sense."
ME: "I'm meat-loafing right now, I like how we redecorated, I'm feeling good right now, I have an A in both classes, fuck going to them I'm sizzling right now."
HER: "oh why didn't you say you were meat-loafing."
ME: "How do you understand that but not sizzling, I'M SIZZLING."
HER: "whatever bae."
ME: "szzzszszssszszszszs"
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