Thread: How would you 'like' to pass away?

If you had the choice to die any way you wanted, by which means would you choose to go?

I guess a lot of people would like to die in a peaceful way, but personally I would like to die doing something really cool or exiting- like being killed by a great white shark, or perhaps Skydiving

(And my apologies if anyone is offended/upset by this thread, I understand that dark humour is not to everyone’s taste)

Zomg how could you?! My great-grandfather was eaten by a shark after skydiving into the ocean...


Ahem, seriously now, I'd like something quick, painless and most importantly... heroic.
That's right, I wanna die while saving the world from aliens like the guy in Independence Day or something. Or maybe just while saving one person's life.

heart attack about 3 seconds after the best sex in the world

either that, or something that will be remembered for years
like being taken down by 15 snipers and a crack team from special ops
after an anonomous tip off by my parter in crime, who's later discovered to be an undercover MI6 agent
hostages must be involved to gain full media coverage
and no-one knows my body is booby-trapped with C4 plastic

I can't decide

jump out of a plane at 15 000 feet without a parachute...that's been my optimal means of death for years now...

I want to try and catch the first nuke that gets lobbed over here at the start of WWIII.

Spontaneously exploding into a pink ball of light.

A great Lucid dream where I get to see all my friends and then don't wake up.

That's choice one.

Choice two is cutting the wrong wire.

Peacefully in my sleep. However, if that's not the case I want to die quickly either as a martyr or saving someone's life.

let it come

Skydiving. A quick death, with a nice scenery the minutes before you die.

I allso like the 'being taken down by 15 snipers' Idea Going beserk in a mall with alot of guns an barricade yourself in for a few months with hostages sure would give you some fame. ^__________^

A plane crash would be a good death. Or perhaps in the arms of my fiance. That would be nice.

being transmogrified into a frequently used inanimate object

Originally posted by Neruo
Skydiving. A quick death, with a nice scenery the minutes before you die. *

I allso like the 'being taken down by 15 snipers' Idea * Going beserk in a mall with alot of guns an barricade yourself in for a few months with hostages sure would give you some fame. *^__________^

Just before I hit the Earth i'd dive head-first into the ground- it's a quick death, although someone would have to clean all up the mess

Another way that would be fun is Spontaneous combustion- I don't know if it's really possible, but some people have supposedly just exploded or caught fire for no reason

Suffocated by these...

Originally posted by dudesuperior


Just before I hit the Earth *i'd dive head-first into the ground- it's a quick death, although someone would have to clean all up the mess * *

Another way that would be fun is Spontaneous combustion- I don't know if it's really possible, but some people have supposedly just exploded or caught fire for no reason *

Like on southpark? Yeah I think it's an urban legend... however, dead people can explode I heard, becouse of the gasses that are created when they rot ^___^

DUH! naked girl avalanche.
or
spontaneously combust like a drummer for Spinal Tap.
or
go on a homicidal rampage and get killed by as helicopter sniper

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.

For the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.

Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. In him was life, and that life was the light of men.

I consider that our present sufferings are not worthy being compared with the glory that will be revealed in us.

For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

I cry to you my Lord, my rock! Do not be deaf to me, for if you are silent, I shall go down to the pit like the rest. Hear my voice raised in petition as I cry to you for help, as I raise my hands, my
Lord, toward your holy of holies.
The sun will no more be your light by day, nor will the brightness of the moon shine on you, for the LORD will be your everlasting light, and your God will be your glory.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.
Go now Sons of God. Fulfill your Destiny!
Praise the Lord! Amen!

I don't want to die yet and I don't spend all of my time planning it either...

Originally posted by OrangeCounty
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.

For the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.

Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. In him was life, and that life was the light of men.

I consider that our present sufferings are not worthy being compared with the glory that will be revealed in us.

For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

I cry to you my Lord, my rock! Do not be deaf to me, for if you are silent, I shall go down to the pit like the rest. Hear my voice raised in petition as I cry to you for help, as I raise my hands, my
Lord, toward your holy of holies.
The sun will no more be your light by day, nor will the brightness of the moon shine on you, for the LORD will be your everlasting light, and your God will be your glory.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.
Go now Sons of God. Fulfill your Destiny!
Praise the Lord! Amen!

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Fighting a demon, kill it, then die from wounds.

Riding an Atomic Bomb into Osama Binladen . while screaming out "Yeahhawww" , like homer on the simpsons .

oh that and the big bosomed suffocation .

Originally posted by Darkmatic
Riding an Atomic Bomb into Osama Binladen . while screaming out "Yeahhawww" , like homer on the simpsons .

That would be very heroic

Originally posted by InTheMoment
Suffocated by these...

'Amen' to that!

Actually, I've heard death from a skydiving accident is painful... not that anyone would know, but apparantly when you first hit the ground all the bones in your body break into little fragments, then you bounce, then when you hit the ground again all those little shards of bone get driven into your organs. That's why skydiver's say if you get caught without a parachute, land somewhere with long grass and hold onto it!
I'm not sure if this is true but hey, it sounds pretty gruesome.
I'd like to die... from my brain spontaneously combusting. That's the quickest death you can get.

I've thought about this question a lot, and I've come up with the ultimate answer: I want to be killed by an alligator that accidentally falls out of a passing plane.

As to the skydiving comment, the max speed ever recorded of a skydiver is 143m/s without any special equipment, and 49 m/s is considered a safe speed of opening your parachute at, so if you knew your parachute wasn't going to open(or you were planning on dying). And you went into a dive towards the ground at 100m/s and have about 75 kilograms of mass

Thats about 3680000 joules of energy, and assuming that the human body is 10% elastic(which is highly unlikely) your still exerting 3312000 joules in 2/100ths of a second, definantly going to be enough to break your neck, pulverize your skull, compress your spine, and smash your brain.


Now, if you go legs first and/or are laying in the air perpendicular to the ground, there is a chance you are going to feel some pain(heck some people have even survived)